What is going on?

Is it the moon?

People are acting like fucking whack jobs today.

Crazy, why...whatever do you mean Bri?

SEVEN DAYS BITCHEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! *streaking through thread* WHOOOOHOOOO!!!

Lol I mean seriously...I have the rudest customers today!!

& even the people who are normally pretty normal are acting like straight lunatics ...!

Super moon babe, super moon..!

Keep denying it.

^ LOL Pressed ham?

SUPER MOON

is super dumb.

No really though. It probably is. When it's full moon people act stupid enough...now it's super and full... fuck!

We can blame everything on the moon anyways. 🙂
K. Sounds like a plan.

Posted by CappyyLuv30
Yeah today is totally "bring your dumb to work day"....

funny

Is it the action man head? He looks a bit surprised at his fate.

'Nah more like a peach. lol'

LOL


'Yeah it is I am sad, I collect them bad aint lol.'

Nah! I like dolls and teddy bears, same difference. 🙂

Oh no's, not pushups! Get your arse to class Mister!

Posted by ellessque
VB....what's the countdown for?

Hope. Faith. Trust. Understanding. Joy. 🙂

LOL ^

Because of this "Super Moon" I got sick with the flu for the first time in a long, long, while. And I've been forgetful lately...and injuring myself a lot. So I'm afraid to go driving. Emptyheadedness and clumsiness does not sound like a good combo to drive with.

^ LOL I rather had the entire mental scenario going in my head of the grizzled man wearing a sandwich board proclaiming the end was nigh. Either that or the collection scene from Monty Pythons Holy Grail. A toss up assuredly. 🙂

LOL Oh I have several! That scene, the one with the witch, the singing Prince of the Swamp..the bunny with his nasty, sharp, pointy teeth..Bring out'cher dead! *bwang✨ the questions at the bridge, Knights of Ni! and their shrubbery..that line where he says "Well, 'ow d'ya know 'e's a king?"..Because 'e 'asn' go' shit all over 'im. Makes me laugh every time. "Life of Brian" I enjoy as well. 'Flying Circus' I grew up with. Very funny stuff!

LOL That would be fantastic. And I'd like you all to call me...Loretta. 🙂

Nay good lady, my name is Ankh. 🙂

That was in 'Life of Brian', when he dressed as a woman and proclaimed he'd like everyone to call him Loretta. 🙂 Thank you for the compliment, I disliked my name like fire as a girl. Was teased because it was different, but now I think it suits me quite well.
The tau cross hasn't went out of style in centuries, has it? Always a lovely bit of jewelry to wear and its meaning is very nice.
I know, LOL If I'd said "My name is Brunhilda" it just doesn't have quite the same flair, does it? Ankh is a bit flash. 😄

🙂 LOL Gertrude indeed. I hang onto every useless and random factoid, and forget an eye exam unless I leave myself a note. 😄

Ugh Bling, garlic and loads of ginger root. *crossing heart* It'll help.

Garlic CAPSULES Bling. 🙂

Posted by Claire

Posted by venusianbull
🙂 LOL Gertrude indeed. I hang onto every useless and random factoid, and forget an eye exam unless I leave myself a note. 😄

How about Eggbertia— 😛 'Suits you Miss'

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LOLOL 😄

Garlic is good for you, the ginger will help sweat things out and the garlic is good for respiratory. Slingshot some caps down your throat, slice of ginger in your tea with honey. If you can stand heat good homemade chicken broth flecked with chipotle or other pepper flake, also good. 🙂

I adore garlic, anyone up for some entire heads roasted until soft, drizzled in olive oil and smeared on baked baguette?

Keeps mossies away? 😄

LOL I think they smell it coming out of your pores. You know how an Indian will smell of garlic and chili because of all that is consumed? Same thing. I've heard of everything from putting a softener sheet in your trouser pocket to eating loads of marmite to keep them away. Nothing I've tried keeps me from getting chewed up though.

Posted by Claire
It's the countdown to extinction.. 😛

I feel super cheesy saying that.

Go talk to Q, he'll explain to you just exactly HOW we're all going to die in a few months. Whee!

Bri,
Yeah its weird. Went to walmart today to do some grocery shopping. On a TUESDAY between 2 and 3.. so, during work hours. It was a freakin ZOO. Wth?

LOL Well played madam!

I am about to quit my job I think.

I really don't know if I'll make it another month

grrrrr

my head will explode.
all I want in this world is to see one video. Just one. Once.

😢 they should have to pay for my entertainment all the hours I stand here taking bullshit, making them money.
faggotassholes

We have groups of high school baseball teams...complete with their ignorant uppity silicone titty moms.

Need I say more?

Posted by everevolvingepithet
well there's going to be lots of wee soaked sheets come morning :/

LOL

that made it better, really

Lmao I can see that one!!!!

so stokeddd

I just had the coach up here wanting me to call every single team room for him to wake them up...

I was like umm did you know we have an automatic wakeup call system?
He just gave me that dumb I'm-only-good-at-kicking/throwing/hitting balls around-sorry look
So I had to break it down Barney style . No. I'm sorry. I can't call every room for you. Here's the house phone and a rooming list. 🙂

He managed to fuck it up...calling the wrong room twice even with the list right in front of him.

*whimpers* whyyyyyyy what did I do to deserve this? Lol

Posted by everevolvingepithet
He's doing it on purpose so someone else will do it for him.
'Roid monkey has no culcha !

lmao.

Posted by everevolvingepithet
I watched the remake of 'The longest yard' the other day and there was this awesome bit.
Swap their steroids for estrogen pills 🙂

Yeah that was in John Tucker Must Die too

eh hm....

not that I watched it...

Posted by everevolvingepithet
Never heard of it.
Looks like a chick flick though.🙂

...me either...

lol

should I hide that then?

& what about a tail?

Lol

got it 🙂

I have the thong song stuck in my head......

is that awkward or what.

Now this talk of tails is changing it to schlong a schlong schlong schlong

pew pew pew
or ping ping ping?

ew!

Lol ...they are some musky smelling kids too when they come in in the afternoon. I'm like spraying febreeze everyday after they walk by.