what names would you give to your children?

Mine are

Boy

Alec Jacques

Girl

Pixie

I don't want any girls so I'm just going to list boy names that I LOVE:

Carson
Dallas
Brandon
Austin
Carter

Why? Whats wrong?

Whys? I find it cute...

Porn is the way to go:

Girl: Velvet, Crystal, Vixen
Boy: Steel, Iron Rod, etc.

Benedict
Vladimir
Ralph Jr.

Posted by Wynter
Benedict
Vladimir
Ralph Jr.

umm you got the order wrong.

cumberbatch
putin
fiennes

Another one...

William

...just to keep the family tradition of having single first names...

Posted by MissFisk

lol!

rayfe juneyer

Posted by Damnata

Posted by Wynter
Benedict
Vladimir
Ralph Jr.

umm you got the order wrong.

cumberbatch
putin
fiennes

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damn, I knew it was something.

Posted by MadameDeScruffsalot

Posted by firebunny
Mine are

Boy

Alec Jacques

Girl

Pixie

Hate to break it to you, but your little firebunnies will be destined to be porn stars with those atrocious names.

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Yeah...I immediately thought of Pixie Stix.

Posted by Wynter

Posted by MadameDeScruffsalot

Posted by firebunny
Mine are

Boy

Alec Jacques

Girl

Pixie

Hate to break it to you, but your little firebunnies will be destined to be porn stars with those atrocious names.

Yeah...I immediately thought of Pixie Stix.

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That's why I brought up the porn names.

Damn catfish accounts, let's all post together at the same time.

Sync is the way to go.

Wynter, I have some sad, sad news for your baby boy:

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-ways-vladimir-putin-failing-at-supervillainry/

I'm particularly fond of the names Raleigh and Brendan.

For girls, Similia, Lauren, and Genevieve.

Posted by Damnata
Wynter, I have some sad, sad news for your baby boy:

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-ways-vladimir-putin-failing-at-supervillainry/

Ugh! I will be shielding little benerafamir from such evil liberal propaganda, for sure!

::shivers::

Posted by MadameDeScruffsalot

Posted by Damnata

Posted by Wynter

Posted by MadameDeScruffsalot

Posted by firebunny
Mine are

Boy

Alec Jacques

Girl

Pixie

Hate to break it to you, but your little firebunnies will be destined to be porn stars with those atrocious names.

Yeah...I immediately thought of Pixie Stix.

That's why I brought up the porn names.

Damn catfish accounts, let's all post together at the same time.

Sync is the way to go.

Shhhh! Quick...let's hide our posts before they get screenshots and carry us around in their profile on the internetz in the form of sockpuppets.

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Too late! They have warp speed time condenser and alternator at their disposal! They know everything! We're screwed 😢

Posted by PrettyQueenBee
I don't want any girls so I'm just going to list boy names that I LOVE:

Carson
Dallas
Brandon
Austin
Carter

All of which are cities in Texas.

😄

Intentional?

girl: Traktoroka

Pixie?! My goodness! WHY? Are you on drugs? Poor kid!

I don't want kids so I never bothered to think of names for kids.

I wanted to name my son William Robert. It's a very nice distinguished sounding name. His mother was on board until she realized the resulting nickname. I almost had a Billy Bob... Dammit!

Posted by SanchoMuyTerrible
My baby nephew is named Paxton. What do you all think of this name?

Sounds like a spoiled rich white kid.

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Posted by LibraSid

Posted by SanchoMuyTerrible
My baby nephew is named Paxton. What do you all think of this name?

Sounds like a spoiled rich white kid.

He is lol. Pax to me sounds Asian.

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A name would have to be obviously asain for me to guess that...like rascistly so. I've lived all over th US and known lots of types of people. Some names are too generic to guess anything, Mark, Brian, Stephen, Micheal...etc. Some are so ethnically influenced it's a dead give away.
I never met a Mexican named tyshaun or lee hwang. 😄

Mine:
Grumpy
Happy
Sleepy
Bashful
Sneezy
Dopey
Doc

Posted by Montgomery

Posted by PrettyQueenBee
I don't want any girls so I'm just going to list boy names that I LOVE:

Carson
Dallas
Brandon
Austin
Carter

All of which are cities in Texas.

😄

Intentional?

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Nope ! I just like those names. I also like Kyle and Peyton as well.

Jericho
Sabuu
Flair

Fuck, shit, and manners.

I'll consume all my children. Guess why.

Gobshite isn't necessarily speaking lowly about wanting and raising a child. He's talking shit about the fact that we as a society have been conditioned to reproduce even while children may not fit into our life style s only because it is expected. This conditioning has led to many children being raised poorly and left broken in some way or another, in many cases unwilling to make the right decisions and spawning even more broken people. And at the rate we're going it's no surprise. But still scary.

Everyone in this house has the same initials.

My husband and my name begin with the same consonant... (same number of letters) and we ran with it.

I have a nephew and I love him dearly. He's the only baby I need right now. lol I would prefer to be married before I decide to bring another life in this world. Stability should be considered before having a child, but things happen and some people can't help their situation. I know a chick who had 2 kids at my age and still graduate from college with her BS and MBA and landed a nice paying gig. She had her first child when she was 13. I love seeing women overcome obstacles that many believe they won't be able to. I'm all for girl power. ^__^

Scorp and I are planning on adopting, so we don't have much say in the matter lol.

Nicknames and pet names tho... 🙂

Don't want kids. Not ready to settle down, not now and not until forever. I like my life too much to try to protect someone elses.

Name the kid "backrub", that's all mommy wanted...

Hahahahah lol you guys are funny! LOLOLOLOL

Madame, what about Ehrentrudes? 🙂