DXP Confessions

Of anything and everything. Spill them beans, you plebeians. 😄

you first ladyscorp 😉

I will hide my confession..shortly

Ok, on topic:

I am Duncan.

I've cheated on my diet with sugary fried goodness for the last three days in a row. And I haven't been anywhere near a gym for at least two weeks.

:O

No.
I don't want to ruin my impeccable image.. 😛

I saw enfant's penis.

Posted by Astrobyn
I saw enfant's penis.

^^ tihi

Posted by duchessedenemours

Posted by Damnata
Ok, on topic:

I am Duncan.

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Not that one, twinks 😄

PM if you so wish.

It could be a compliment, a rant, something you always wanted to share, a thought, or even a good story. . .and I shall repost it as anonymous.

(No prying, because no names shall be revealed)

I only value 5 peoples opinions/views on this site....and they are all women.

Posted by Astrobyn
I saw enfant's penis.

Robyn gets all the good confessions!

LOL

Also somebody here blackmailed me into sending them slutty pictures of my boobs. 😢

I wont say who.

I online stalk people here. I got a folder with all kinds of personal info on a lot of people, that I've never told.

I'm just curious.

I take a nap every single day on my lunch break, while in my truck listening to talk radio. Well, look at the time......zzzz

I had a dream last night. I was talking to people and they were all either insects or some animal. Some were from DXP but I don't remember who. I tried waking up and I did, but I ended up in the same dream.

Posted by Astrobyn
I online stalk people here. I got a folder with all kinds of personal info on a lot of people, that I've never told.

I'm just curious.

You too—

Posted by Astrobyn
I online stalk people here. I got a folder with all kinds of personal info on a lot of people, that I've never told.

I'm just curious.

*paranoia activated*

Posted by Damnata

Posted by Astrobyn
I online stalk people here. I got a folder with all kinds of personal info on a lot of people, that I've never told.

I'm just curious.

You too—

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Hells yeah! And if I'm confessing, that's also why DonJohnson is afraid of me.

Posted by Damnata

Posted by Astrobyn
I online stalk people here. I got a folder with all kinds of personal info on a lot of people, that I've never told.

I'm just curious.

You too—

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Me three! 😄
...only it sounds less creepy when a girl says it.

So y'all got pics of my hands? LOL

Posted by Astrobyn
Also somebody here blackmailed me into sending them slutty pictures of my boobs. 😢

I wont say who.

That's funny, I was blackmailed into sending someone more daring pics of my finest.
We should out the fuckers! 😛

Posted by enfant_terrible

Posted by Astrobyn
Also somebody here blackmailed me into sending them slutty pictures of my boobs. 😢

I wont say who.

That's funny, I was blackmailed into sending someone more daring pics of my finest.
We should out the fuckers! 😛

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Sorry, my bad.

I love dogs.

I was framed!

Posted by CancerOnTheCusp
I was framed!

Hahaha!

I also caught view of a well formed full moon, from a respected Cap, that shall go unnamed.

And a very fuzzy full frontal view from another less respected Cap.

Dirty Goats!

In real life I make my money on tips from my boss accordian playing skills.

I lied to dimpz, when I told I saw something moving behind her in her house.

Posted by CluelessCancer

Posted by TMV

Posted by Astrobyn
I saw enfant's penis.

Robyn gets all the good confessions!

LOL

We all did.

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+1

How's this for a confession. I have seen more men show their own penishead on this site (their own, not just cocktail picks) than I have in real life...

There's a bunch of freaks on here. I forget his name cause you damn people change them so much (AA iirc) but one dude posted a video on himself walking up over a hill, it took a few seconds til you saw he wasn't wearing anything below his tshirt.

Haha wtf I didn't type the head part on penis. This autocorrect is funny.

Cocktail picks...

I give up...

AA had the best penis showing off skills of anyone here. If there was an award for best all time DXP moment, that would be it.

I also registered like 35 username variations of PurrrrHisssss. So when she deleted her account, and tried to re-register, she got a bunch of error messages. And then she thought it was dazed, for like a month.

But I honestly didn't do it to be mean, I just thought it was hella funny. I still do.

Posted by CluelessCancer
IF Mr. Defense showed his penis, i bet there would be a blackout.

And this one time MzSag and Scorched were in the middle of some huge fight, over what I don't remember. And MzSag thought Scorched was stalking her, So I clicked on MzSag's profile like 100 time to make her profile count go up, and she totally started freaking out and thought Scorched was obsessed with her. lmao!

I also did it to LIB a few months ago, when she said someone was stalking her.

I have another account that I occasionally use to troll people with when I get bored.

I kind of hate Libra Merc.

I recently found out my rising sign is wrong. I'm in complete denial about it.

I also stole my neighbor's sparkplugs.

*shrug*

Posted by Astrobyn
And this one time MzSag and Scorched were in the middle of some huge fight, over what I don't remember. And MzSag thought Scorched was stalking her, So I clicked on MzSag's profile like 100 time to make her profile count go up, and she totally started freaking out and thought Scorched was obsessed with her. lmao!

I also did it to LIB a few months ago, when she said someone was stalking her.

Ok. That's funny. Mean, but funny.

Posted by feby16aqua
Robyn have you ever trolled me?

No, I don't think so, but I have seen a whole lot of your boobs! 😉

Posted by scorchedearth
what is your *real* rising sign then, tmv? 😢

I'll never tell. Because it never happened. And if it never happened then everything I've managed to learn about astrology so far won't shatter into teeny tiny pieces.

Go, go Neptune/Merc powers of delusion!

Posted by strudel

Posted by CancerOnTheCusp
In real life I make my money on tips from my boss accordian playing skills.

my uncle does this but he also works for microsoft. he's odd.

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J/k. Don't have the first clue on how to play an accordian.

Posted by geminicandIe
I made this guy I was talking to delete all his favorites but ME!
He was also prohibited to flirt with any other girl but me. Controlling leo moon/cancer venus. Lol!!

I'd like to see you try that with me.. 😆

Posted by xdimplez
i baked a birthday cake with cat poop in it, for an employee that i really disliked. it was chocolate.

she said it had a different flavor to it, i told her i used dark chocolate, she loved it. she ate it.

and i sat at my desk completely satisfied

Wtf 😱

Oh yeah, and VH really didn't get married as far as I know. But I don't think anyone believed me on that one.

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Posted by enfant_terrible

Posted by geminicandIe
I made this guy I was talking to delete all his favorites but ME!
He was also prohibited to flirt with any other girl but me. Controlling leo moon/cancer venus. Lol!!

I'd like to see you try that with me.. 😆

Haha😉
Well honey, why do you think we stopped talking after like 2 months?
I realized you are too much work, and despite hot chemistry through the rough, I had to abandon you.

You are one of those sleazy leo types. Ew.

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Two months? Sure it was that long?
Lol @ "sleazy Leo types"? Oh that's right, you're that wishy-washy chick who can't make up her mind about what she wants. Carry on... 😄

tell us more, gc & enfant. How did it really go down?

Be very cautious around the scorp moon, rising combo!

Posted by geminicandIe
I made this guy I was talking to delete all his favorites but ME!
He was also prohibited to flirt with any other girl but me. Controlling leo moon/cancer venus. Lol!!

Yeah but you said you were talking to 20 some different people last year so he only had to deal with that shit for what, two weeks?

GC you a busy girl !

What do you mean just friends? Things sounded pretty steamy on the boards. Don't disappoint my imagination and tell me it wasn't nothing going on behind the scenes. It's confession time!

Posted by geminicandIe

Posted by enfant_terrible

Posted by geminicandIe

Posted by enfant_terrible

Posted by geminicandIe
I made this guy I was talking to delete all his favorites but ME!
He was also prohibited to flirt with any other girl but me. Controlling leo moon/cancer venus. Lol!!

I'd like to see you try that with me.. 😆

Haha😉
Well honey, why do you think we stopped talking after like 2 months?
I realized you are too much work, and despite hot chemistry through the rough, I had to abandon you.

You are one of those sleazy leo types. Ew.

Two months? Sure it was that long?
Lol @ "sleazy Leo types"? Oh that's right, you're that wishy-washy chick who can't make up her mind about what she wants. Carry on... 😄

When I say we talked, I mean as friends. Everything else was neither here nor there. And then you had that drama with xin, and I simply found another leo!

*shrugs*

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Yeah I mostly felt like I was talking to my big sister. Still want to see your boobs someday though, you know you want to.. 😛

And I think we just disappointed Robyn with out drama-less relationship, lol!