sheathedclaws
@sheathedclaws
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You turn my floppy disk into a hard drive.
What the hell. Girls are so easy, sheesh.
You don't need a Rockwell test to characterize my hardness and penetration depth.
Suck my dick, here's 7 bucks.
....serious question. How much do hookers charge?
Seriously, I'm just curious. Awkward, but srs 😢
Seriously, I'm just curious. Awkward, but srs 😢
Well I've never had to make that exchange before, so the grammar is a bit hazy to me. 😛
Posted by MzSagPosted by sheathedclaws
....serious question. How much do hookers charge?
Seriously, I'm just curious. Awkward, but srs 😢
Just goin out on a limb...
I imagine there'd be a flat rate... and then they charge by the hour?
You must also consider what kind of hooker she is. Is she one of those grade A hookers who sucks the Prezzi's dick OR does she fool around with McDonald workers for a meal?
There's nothing wrong with curiosity. 🙂 No one's answered my curious question in another thread. 😢 Fuckers.click to expand
That's what I kinda thought with the quality.
Paying for 'clean' of STD, weird kinks, or even going bareback.
If I said you had a sexy body, would you hold it against me?
Posted by MzSagPosted by sheathedclawsPosted by MzSagPosted by sheathedclaws
....serious question. How much do hookers charge?
Seriously, I'm just curious. Awkward, but srs 😢
Just goin out on a limb...
I imagine there'd be a flat rate... and then they charge by the hour?
You must also consider what kind of hooker she is. Is she one of those grade A hookers who sucks the Prezzi's dick OR does she fool around with McDonald workers for a meal?
There's nothing wrong with curiosity. 🙂 No one's answered my curious question in another thread. 😢 Fuckers.
That's what I kinda thought with the quality.
Paying for 'clean' of STD, weird kinks, or even going bareback.
Wouldn't wearing protection with a hooker sort of defeat the purpose. I always thought condoms took the feel away...click to expand
Yeah but it beats getting herpes.
Has anyone actually gotten laid when using a pickup line? Or, well - been the 'line-ee'?
Admittedly, enough liquor and I don't need more than a nod. 😛
Admittedly, enough liquor and I don't need more than a nod. 😛
And, if there's an awkward question that I can answer - lead me to it!
If I can't then.. well.. I don't know.
If I can't then.. well.. I don't know.
Posted by PotHeadVirgo22Posted by sheathedclaws
And, if there's an awkward question that I can answer - lead me to it!
If I can't then.. well.. I don't know.
Did it hurt—click to expand
When I burrowed out of Hell? 😉
Posted by EyesOfFirePosted by sheathedclawsPosted by PotHeadVirgo22Posted by sheathedclaws
And, if there's an awkward question that I can answer - lead me to it!
If I can't then.. well.. I don't know.
Did it hurt—
When I burrowed out of Hell? 😉
Should go back.click to expand
You first.
Posted by EyesOfFirePosted by sheathedclawsPosted by EyesOfFirePosted by sheathedclawsPosted by PotHeadVirgo22Posted by sheathedclaws
And, if there's an awkward question that I can answer - lead me to it!
If I can't then.. well.. I don't know.
Did it hurt—
When I burrowed out of Hell? 😉
Should go back.
You first.
Pfft, like I'd agree to those terms.click to expand
That's why there's a Plan B: I'll push. 😉
Sweetie with THESE guns (insert bicep flex here) - I don't need to do any tricking.
LOL Label and date them too. It's the Virgo way. 😛
Posted by Dominooo
Those girls are so friendly though!
I would have just kept walking...they'd be lucky if I even made eye contact lmao
Posted by venusianbull
LOL Label and date them too. It's the Virgo way. 😛
LMAO now to only organize them with chronological order or by food ingested..
Babygirl...I bet your dad was a thief.
Because he stole the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes. Awwww yeaaaaa....
Because he stole the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes. Awwww yeaaaaa....
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
Do you know karate? Cause your body's kickin!
Do you think I'm cute or should I come back after you've had a few more drinks?
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE print.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
You know your body is made up of 90% water, and I'm thirsty.
If you were a booger I would pick you first.
On a scale of 1-10...how much fun are we gonna have on our first date?
You might as well sleep with me because I'm going to tell everybody we did it anyway.
Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
Don't you know me from somewhere?
Hey, somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
Say, didn't we go to different schools together?
Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
Do you know karate? Cause your body's kickin!
Do you think I'm cute or should I come back after you've had a few more drinks?
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE print.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
You know your body is made up of 90% water, and I'm thirsty.
If you were a booger I would pick you first.
On a scale of 1-10...how much fun are we gonna have on our first date?
You might as well sleep with me because I'm going to tell everybody we did it anyway.
Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
Don't you know me from somewhere?
Hey, somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
Say, didn't we go to different schools together?
Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Posted by LibraSid
You know your body is made up of 90% water, and I'm thirsty.
Ey don't be spreading inaccurate information hombre 😉
I can play the 1812 Overture on a touch-tone phone with my tongue.
I'm like chocolate: I go straight to your ass!
I'm like chocolate: I go straight to your ass!
Let's play Titanic. Every time I yell 'Iceberg!', you go down.
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