Captain America: Civil War

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sorry I didn't like
The first 1/3rd of the movie is mildly interesting, up to the point where bucky is freed by the fake psychiatrist. Then it takes a dip because of robert downey and boring politics, then I start to get angry when I see the teenage actor spiderman, and I totally stop caring because spiderman's suit winks to the camera for no fucling logical reason. Like in a fucking pixar cartoon

The good:
-cap, bucky, black Panther, falcon, good characters, badass brawlers
-the fight in germany
-the final fight, only time the characters seem to genuinely care about sthg
-no thor

The bad:
-Robert downey, fagging it up and being a douchebag like in every fucking movie
-forced and boring interpersonal conflicts, like in every avenger movie.
-spiderman, out of fucking nowhere, llke a shitty product placement
-teenage actor spiderman with a pixar face on the suit
-the airport fight, like a fucking cartoon, totally ridiculous
-I was promised a dark movie with maybe a character death but nothing interesting has happened at he conclusion of the movie and nobody died
-Iron man should have gotten killed at the end (it would have been better)
-black Panther or black widow shouldn't be able to hold a fight against cap or bucky IRL




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MasonWells
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Posted by hydorah
sorry I didn't like
The first 1/3rd of the movie is mildly interesting, up to the point where bucky is freed by the fake psychiatrist. Then it takes a dip because of robert downey and boring politics, then I start to get angry when I see the teenage actor spiderman, and I totally stop caring because spiderman's suit winks to the camera for no fucling logical reason. Like in a fucking pixar cartoon

The good:
-cap, bucky, black Panther, falcon, good characters, badass brawlers
-the fight in germany
-the final fight, only time the characters seem to genuinely care about sthg
-no thor

The bad:
-Robert downey, fagging it up and being a douchebag like in every fucking movie
-forced and boring interpersonal conflicts, like in every avenger movie.
-spiderman, out of fucking nowhere, llke a shitty product placement
-teenage actor spiderman with a pixar face on the suit
-the airport fight, like a fucking cartoon, totally ridiculous
-I was promised a dark movie with maybe a character death but nothing interesting has happened at he conclusion of the movie and nobody died
-Iron man should have gotten killed at the end (it would have been better)
-black Panther or black widow shouldn't be able to hold a fight against cap or bucky IRL



fair enough man lol