Twilight: Eclips and Vampires Suck!

It wasn't bad. It was better then the second. And the second was better then the first. I haven't read the books so I'm judging by the movie. I liked the action. When all those vampires came out of the water I thought of down of the dead. And I DON"T like down of the dead. I'm not a zombie fan. Gives me wayyy to many nightmares.
Anyways, I was thinking about the logical part of this whole thing between Bella and Jakup vs ... Grr I'm always forgetting one or both of their names!.... Edward! Ah. Okay it took me a while to remember lol
I was thinking about the sex part of it I guess lol yes what a pervert I am. But think about it, Ed doesn't have blood pumping throw his body, especially NOT his penis. So... hmm.. Bella's aware of this... right?
You know, half the time I don't even know how this vampire thing works. I'd have to pick Jakup. I don't get the wolf thing either, and I'm sure he'd be hairier, but in the fantasy world I think I'll go with the big fluffy dog like thing. What can I say I love animals! lol And I don't like being cold 😉
So... I think I have finally chosen a side, for sexual reasons though.


But now I'm trying to imagine my first love who I would take back in a heart beat as a vampire. Grrr damn love! ... Yea, I so would. Nevermind people, I DON"T have a side any more. Not love wise anyways.

I've always had questions about vampires though. Let's say you're chubby when you just turn into one, can you loose weight after? What aout hair, will it grow or would it stay forever the leght you had the day you turned?... In some cases I'm hoping hair doesn't grow back so I'd never worry about biki waxs and plucking and more waxing and shaving.. so... yea... I'm so weird lmao... but I've always wondered these questions when it came to vampires. And, yes, I know, I know, they aren't really real. :p But if they were... 😄

Vampires Suck. I have to say that THAT movie sucked! Sure it had it's few good lines but no, no way was it good comedy.

The Twilight vampire "mythology" is ten kinds of stupid, imo. They are basically walking corpses. Some mythologies have it that fresh blood rejuvenates them so that they can perform sexually, but I've always found that rather far-fetched. They're body systems are no longer functional so how would the blood be pumped to the genitals so they could get it up? Makes no sense to me.

Other mythologies (Dracula, The Vampire Chronicles) substitute the penetration of biting for the sex act itself. The idea is that the craving of blood replaces the craving for sex. That's my personal favorite version, and the more realistic...if you can have such a thing when discussing horror monsters. 🙂

And yeah, you would pretty much be frozen in your current state as you would no longer consume food. So if fat, you would be fat for eternity. lol FUN!