ReeeeeMIX

Anybody wanna remix songs with me? Any genre. It's gonna be funny, sexy, vulgar, literal "script flipping."

Hey, I welcome sad love songs too. It can be healing.

Any aspiring rappers out there? Momma, aka hip-hop anthologist, is telling you it's good practice for ya.

It does not need to be the whole song but geez, more than a sentence.

So, here it goes (in order)

1. Post the song

2. Bold your changes or just post your version. Just be sure to identify it as "REMIX."

3. Post the original lyric. Just be sure to identify it as "ORIGINAL."

I'll be back wit mine in a minute...

[REMIX OF: André 3000]

What it ain't? What it is? Even if you gotta live

I learned that ménage a trios is way more exciting than a big dick on a hill

I used to be a way better partner but, can’t be satisfied with you Jill

Now a bitch speeding in a Porsche

Feeling like I'm going off a course

Cut these fuck bois off

Negative in my life, scream that 'til I'm hoarse

Duck these get the fuck off me projectiles, bitch he ain't really got a choice

I'm living my life live yours

I don't even like fucking fast, but that's how the world cum to me

And say, "I'm sorry I'm awkward, my fault for fuckin' that girl you thought was gonna be yours"

I hated all the attention so I ran from it (ran from it)

Fuck it if I did, but I hope I ain't lose no fans from it (fans from it)

I'm a grown-ass kid, you know ain't never cared about no damn money

Why do we try so hard to be stars, just to dodge comments?

And I got that shit that'll make ignore your baby mama

When you gone on half a pill, don't know why but that's how it is

Then you take a flight back to my crib, we make love like college kids

And you say all the shit you gon' do better, we can try this shit again

'Round the time the dope wear off, you still want more, my drawers are lost

That's that dopamine, I mean dope, I mean you think Cupid done worn off

Waiting in my hallway with your arms crossed

Maybe should have stayed but it ain't yo fault

Too much pressure, I peel off, I'm sorry

Was young and had to choose between you

And what the rest of the world might offer me, shit, what would you do?

Well I'd probably do it differently if second the chance

Only if you didn’t play it soo cool and acted like a mature man and let me know you loved me in advance

When he feel he can’t resist snuggling in my sugar nest

And he figured shit he was just doing the best that he could

Which end up being the worst that he could

“Well you’re disgusted with this world and can hardly breathe and

Told so many lies, don't know what to believe

Discussed it with this girl, and this what I always say to you

I say, "Lay down baby, baby, rest your weary head up"

A lovely distraction and I make that mind start to take a rest

And all your body can do is agree so you laid up on my breasts, yes

And you say, "Ooooh, you so fucking fine"

But, I woke up the next morning with new dick on my mind

Ooooh, who pulls your ponytail?

Who’s the only bitch who’s pussy squeezes the tip of your head?

Huh?

What should I be sorry for?

Who should I be sorry to?

What should I be sorry for?

Who should I be sorry to?

The fact is you can't please everybody

You can't please everybody

What should I be sorry for?

Who should I be sorry to?

On a perfect day, I know that I can count on you

When that's not possible

Tell me can you weather the storm?

Cause I need a plugggg who will stand by me

Through my poor days and paydays

He will always, always front me some weed

Reliable plugs, everybody loves them

Tell me homie can you front me some budddd?

broke times will come

This we know for sure (This we know for sure)

Can you front me some weed?

Love unconditional, I'm not asking just of you

And boy to make it last

I'll do whatever to pay you back

He will always, be right there for me

Pay daysssss, everybody loves them, tell me, hommie

(I smoke pressure, no pressure from me, homie)

This we know for sure

awwww how do I bold mine??

Posted by Yodi

awwww how do I bold mine??

at the beginning and at the end of what you want to bold.

Posted by VenusAquarius

Posted by Yodi

awwww how do I bold mine??

at the beginning and at the end of what you want to bold.

click to expand

lol its not showing.. should I do this "" or this @ ??

Posted by Yodi

awwww how do I bold mine??

Dams.... lets try this again....

Arrow < the letter "b" and arrow >

Arrow < and a slash.... / the letter "b" and arrow >

Posted by Yodi

Posted by VenusAquarius

Posted by Yodi

awwww how do I bold mine??

at the beginning and at the end of what you want to bold.

lol its not showing.. should I do this "" or this @ ??

click to expand

Quote this like you wanna respond. You'll see the code I was trying to describe.

Posted by VenusAquarius

Posted by Yodi

Posted by VenusAquarius

Posted by Yodi

awwww how do I bold mine??

at the beginning and at the end of what you want to bold.

lol its not showing.. should I do this "" or this @ ??

Quote this like you wanna respond. You'll see the code I was trying to describe.

click to expand

oh lawd 😭😭 pray for me.. lol

ayeeee got emmmmmm!!!

Posted by Yodi

ayeeee got emmmmmm!!!

Yay!

[REMIX Verse 1: Waka Flocka Flame]

All that dick, in your jeans

Can you beat? Can you make me skeet?

Long hair, I don't care, when I walk, I gets stares

Brown-skin or a yellow bone, Alexa, this my favorite song

So turn it up as loud as thunderstorm, drown out my screams and moans, this fucka here

Blow it, fuck it, I don't care, Jacksons flying everywhere

Tap my partner like, "Bruh, I'm drunk as hell, can't you tell?

He threw 70 bands, bet 50 stacks, oh fucking well

I'm tryna hit the hotel with two girls that'll swallow me

Taken this dick while I swallow Pink Moscato, got me freaky

Hey, you got me in a trance, please take off your pants

I pussy pop on a handstand, you got me sweating

[REMIX Verse 2: Wale]

He said, "Look, ma, no hands"

He said, "Look, ma, no hands", and no, darling, I don't dance

Hesaid I'm with Roscoe, I'm with Waka, I think I deserve a chance

I said, I'm a bad motherfucker, go and ask some motherfuckers

A young sexy motherfucker

I sling that ass, I just Nunchuck them

He said, And who you with, and what's your name?

And you not hip, boo, I'm V.A.

And that D.C. shit, I rep all day

And my eyes red cause of all that haze

Don't blow my high, let me shine

Drumma on the beat, let me take my time

Bitches want beef? We can take it outside

Fight what broad? That man ain't mine

Is you out your mind? You out your league

I sweat no Ninjas, That’s my intrigue

Dj play my tracks, let me do my thing

[REMIX Verse 3: Roscoe Dash]

V-E-N-U-S-A , Mr. Shawty-Put-It-On-Me (please)

HAM, shawty upgraded from bologna (please)

Those girls twerk so, good but I can make it flood (I can)

Cause I walk around with ass so big, if you miss it, you missed a bus

Rain, rain, go away, that's what all my haters say

I got ass stuck on overload, my cum never evaporates

No need to elaborate, most of these dicks exaggerate

But I'ma get money, ninja, everyday I’m hustling, ninja

Bitches might get a chance after me (go)

Bitch, I'm balling like I'm coming off of free throws

Just ahead of the game, no cheat codes

Lambo, V.A., no street code

And mybooty got you lost like Nemo

He said, Go, go, go, go, gon' and do your dance

And I'ma throw this pussy while you hit it but no hands, go!

Posted by Yodi

On a perfect day, I know that I can count on you

When that's not possible

Tell me can you weather the storm?

Cause I need a plugggg who will stand by me

Through my poor days and paydays

He will always, always front me some weed

Reliable plugs, everybody loves them

Tell me homie can you front me some budddd?

broke times will come

This we know for sure (This we know for sure)

Can you front me some weed?

Love unconditional, I'm not asking just of you

And boy to make it last

I'll do whatever to pay you back

But I need somebody who will front me some weed

When it's tough he won't shot me

He will always, be right there for me

Pay daysssss, everybody loves them, tell me, hommie

Can you front me some weed? (Can you do it?)

Broke days will come (I know, I know all the days won't be perfect)

This we know for sure "(But tell me can you front me some weed)

Can you front me some kush? (Can you front me some kush?)

Can you front me some kush?

(Can you front me some kush?)

(I smoke pressure, no pressure from me, homie)

This we know for sure

LOVE IT!!!!

Posted by ACsquarepluto

For the coworker I finally told to leave several feet of space between us today and not talk about anything besides work to me:

Remix of "I Love It" Lil Pump & Kanye

Remix:

You're a sloppopotamus, I love it

Pillsbury dough boy, I love it

You smell like filthy trash, you funkin'

Accumulate good boy points

Exchange them for tendies, get it

Look like 300 lb infant

Fat face upturned nose like a piglet

All you gobble turns to excrement

Butthole quivers with flatulence

Original:

You're such a fuckin' ho, I love it

You're such a fuckin' ho, I love it

Your boyfriend is a dork, McLovin

I just pulled up in a Ghost

Fucked that bitch up out in London

Then I fucked up on her cousin

Or her sister, I don't know nothin'

And my niggas gettin' ignorant

Like a lighter, bitch, we ignant

Uhhhh yeah! Alrightnow, lol, I take it you can't stand his ass.

Posted by VenusAquarius

Posted by ACsquarepluto

For the coworker I finally told to leave several feet of space between us today and not talk about anything besides work to me:

Remix of "I Love It" Lil Pump & Kanye

Remix:

You're a sloppopotamus, I love it

Pillsbury dough boy, I love it

You smell like filthy trash, you funkin'

Accumulate good boy points

Exchange them for tendies, get it

Look like 300 lb infant

Fat face upturned nose like a piglet

All you gobble turns to excrement

Butthole quivers with flatulence

Original:

You're such a fuckin' ho, I love it

You're such a fuckin' ho, I love it

Your boyfriend is a dork, McLovin

I just pulled up in a Ghost

Fucked that bitch up out in London

Then I fucked up on her cousin

Or her sister, I don't know nothin'

And my niggas gettin' ignorant

Like a lighter, bitch, we ignant

Uhhhh yeah! Alrightnow, lol, I take it you can't stand his ass.

Posted by ACsquarepluto

For the coworker I finally told to leave several feet of space between us today and not talk about anything besides work to me:

Remix of "I Love It" Lil Pump & Kanye

Remix:

You're a sloppopotamus, I love it

Pillsbury dough boy, I love it

You smell like filthy trash, you funkin'

Accumulate good boy points

Exchange them for tendies, get it

Look like 300 lb infant

Fat face upturned nose like a piglet

All you gobble turns to excrement

Butthole quivers with flatulence

Original:

You're such a fuckin' ho, I love it

You're such a fuckin' ho, I love it

Your boyfriend is a dork, McLovin

I just pulled up in a Ghost

Fucked that bitch up out in London

Then I fucked up on her cousin

Or her sister, I don't know nothin'

And my niggas gettin' ignorant

Like a lighter, bitch, we ignant

click to expand

Uhhhh yeah! Alrightnow, lol, I take it you can't stand his ass.

ORIGINAL:

REMIX CHALLENGE: