Coax your output with coffee...

Brown Pill Fact #1

Not too long after you wake up, your body goes into release mode. An increased respiration rate and moving muscles demand more blood flow to the body's extremities. Unfortunately, this means less blood circulating to your intestinal and pelvic muscles, hindering the exit of your morning poop.

The solution?

Coffee! The caffeine in coffee helps activate contractions in your colon and intestinal muscles, moving those stubborn turds out the back door.

Posted by CoffeeAndCream

Coffee it's always good for you.

Adding a dash of cream is a nice touch

Posted by WarAngel

I think today’s class is to benefit your itch

Mmmmm coffee enema. Where's nelsonscacrementpoo when ya need him

this thread is making me poop

Posted by tctapp007

this thread is making me poop

Are we pooping at the same time?

Posted by _Dazed

Posted by tctapp007

this thread is making me poop

Are we pooping at the same time?

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wiping now - i'm a quick pooper

Also drink a whole bottle of water before drinking your coffee, and get daily exercise. Do these things and you will have no problem with your daily doodoo.