Dirty Talk

Tell me the nastiest pick up lines you heard someone say, all sighs are welcome to join 😆

"i'd pull your tampon out with my teeth anyday"............. works like a charm..........NOT!!

So you want some now and laters

Girl... I bust more nuts than a squarrel.

Girl... I bet you like sausages for breakfast

"I would swim across a river of shit, with my mouth open, just to suck the cock of the last guy you had sex with..."

I'm just going to go throw up in my handbag, I'll be right back - said no girl ever in response to this.

Did you grow up on a farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a good cock.

Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty

If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

Bam.

Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie. I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle

Are you from the ghetto? Cause I'm about to ghetto hold of dat ass

I hope you like dragons, because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight

Hell yeah!!!! Bomb! Urgh.