Hey, I'm back for a while.

Hi my old slaves. How are all you? You all probably again need money. Don't count on me this time.

PS: If you want more, beg.

It would've been cool if you're topic had said, "HEEEERRRE'S JOHNNY!!!!

Hold up! Wait a minute?! Slaves? Where the shackles at?

"Where the shackles at?"

Ah that method is obsolote. Now we have remote controlled bombs.

"Hey, I'm back for a while."

......You were gone?...No seriously.

Haffo,
Did you say "remote control bombs"? SWEET!!!

I guess he's not going to come back here until we're all down on our knees.

** please, please
** begs

"You never left. I can see right through you. Don't ever forget that."

So that was you who stalked me all the time. You think I didn't know who looked at my profile everyday?

Hah!

"Can you please loosen up the shackles— LOL"

Well I can rub the remote control less whenever I'm angry. That will decrease the probability of incidental blow up, but it's only probability. If I press it, well then sorry.

You know what DE,

I was just thinking of this. I'll probably plant a pain device into my wifes ass, to a very very deep level, so whenever she tris to fuck with me, remote in the right hand and with left small finger...here you are.

It looks so much fun.

"plant a pain device into my wifes ass"

Haffo .. will you marry me?

Or I would better make it automatic. Let's say it will automatically turn on whenever she tries to rise her voice...DOING!

The house will always be in peace.

We have to take advantage of technology after all lol.

"Haffo .. will you marry me?"

LOL! I guess Notso will look down at this.

P-whipped already?

Damn .. men are so easy, lol

"Haffo governs you all. But who do you think controls haffo? Not himself."

Aha, and that perfectly explains why you where been stalking me so far? NOT!

🙂

"P-whipped already?"

It's not about being p-whipeed. It's about competition P. And from what I see, you've lost it. Perhasp you should work on your womanly skills. They aren't keeping someone like me well in the bay 🙂

LOL!

"I want to marry Haffo! And I am a man!"

No comments...

No way .. I won't compete .. she can have you

" Ozmodius- the little green, floating alien that only Homer Simpson can see———??"

Yeah and they are hunting form female known by nick Kunoichi on DXPnet board. I heard they have dozen of new sexual experiements to be made on her. Sounds nasty.

Won't even work on skills .. I come as is ONLY ..

So .. you two have fun with your butt pain, then.

"No way .. I won't compete .. she can have you"

Just what I thought.LOL! You are being insecure of your womanly skills. You have already lost a war that hasnt even yet started.

Bah..

Nope, no loss .. I just deemed you unworthy of me.

"Nope, no loss .. I just deemed you unworthy of me."

You know there is a prverb here for this case.

"The kitten that cannot reach the meat, calls it dirty."

LOL!

lol .. asshole .. but, a lovable one 😉

LOL P!

Anyway, you know that I respect you 500% no matter how I joke and tease you around. I have my lesson to never fuck around with Pisces women so you dont have to worry about me 🙂

I'll take that .. respect .. anyday over being a candidate for ass explosions with your remote.

* smooooooooch

"Ozmodius- the little green, floating alien that only Homer Simpson can see———??"

If Comic Book guy were here, he'd point out that it's OzmodiAR.

"Damn degrading neural synapses....My Bad..."

Dendrites, not synapsis.

It's degenerating dendrites!! Damn it!

"Damn degrading neural synapses....My Bad..."

"Shut up brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-Tip."