@SirHorns
12 Years5,000+ Posts
How could you all...
Posted by Lifepath8Pisces
hahhaa , no comment.
*Sniff* ...uhh..*puts eyedrops in eyes to make it look like tears are coming form my eyes* How could you laugh at my pain.
...You must have been the one to tell her to wipe the tears away, kiss them and then whisper into their ear..."Tears are delicious. "
Posted by Lifepath8Pisces
hahhaa , no comment.*Sniff* ...uhh..*puts eyedrops in eyes to make it look like tears are coming form my eyes* How could you laugh at my pain.
...You must have been the one to tell her to wipe the tears away, kiss them and then whisper into their ear..."Tears are delicious. "Only when I am thirsty and there is no water around. Here in the desert of AZ tears are for sure delicious. lulz
Oxytocin is a *galleta-monster*.
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*Gasp* The thirst is real then!?
Is can't be true! *Looks at the Oxytocin* ...it is.
*Insert Anguished Screaming here* ...hmm, could make a killing selling water though.
Posted by Impulsv
I told you it would be a fish LOL
Can't you use your Scorpy powers to banish my Venus to the dungeon?
Or something?
...you did not bring MJ into this!
Seducing everyone by dancing to Thriller.
...just give my Pisces Venus a nuke why don't you, man? 😐
Posted by Impulsv
I told you it would be a fish LOLCan't you use your Scorpy powers to banish my Venus to the dungeon?
Or something?No I happen to approve of your Venus , So it stays
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You approve of her giving random texts to love ones to let them know their appreciated and loved!?
...you did not bring MJ into this!
Seducing everyone by dancing to Thriller....just give my Pisces Venus a nuke why don't you, man? 😐
lol lol Im sorry SirHorns Samaaa 😢 I have same placement
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They must be running buddies together.
Staging things.
Like saving your lover from a giant mutant squirrel.
...you did not bring MJ into this!
Seducing everyone by dancing to Thriller....just give my Pisces Venus a nuke why don't you, man? 😐
lol lol Im sorry SirHorns Samaaa 😢 I have same placement
They must be running buddies together.
Staging things.Like saving your lover from a giant mutant squirrel.
lol 😄 she makes thy heart shiiiiine to everyone lol lol
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I know. ;_;
She loves ruthlessly man. RUTHLESSLY.
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Make me romantic, I blame you ALL.
Each and every fish. Even the hermit fish that isolate themselves from everyone!
Especially them! Since they have to be passive-aggressively projecting their rejected romanticism onto me!
So naturally, I have to blame the entire group for what one fish possibly could have done.
So now due to my Pisces Venus, I must make you all accountable for my Venus actions.
...excuse me.
*Slips out the door, sniffs marks and chugs down scotch like an alcoholic* ...okay, I think my common sense went back into a coma.
NOW FISHY PEOPLE! PREPARE YER SELVES FOR JUDGEMENT! *Holds out Rubber Ducky*
Whoever doesn't want a good sound ducking, must confess what romantic tips they gave my Venus to make her able to give off the illusion that I have a heart and love people.
I am a Cap, we all know that'd ridiculous to think about. Now confess you fish, what advice did you give her!? 😐
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...*pulls out paper* Drama? This job sucks, I better be getting good stock options for doing this.*hides paper and then looks at you cross eyed*