I am the Magical Sea-Goat!

Congrats, fish people! You've kept your pond clean from the filthy unwashed unfulfilled egos of the other signs!
So I was able to arise from the depths of your collective unconscious...or toilet, I can't tell sometimes.

Anyway, to reward you all for all your hard work, I can use my majestically awesome goaty powers to make one dream you have into a tangible reality.
The catch is that you just get one wish and that if you're vague about it, things could happen in a way you don't like.

So with that out of the way, tell me your dream you wish were reality!

Posted by Nemilicious
JC what do you people smoke these days?

Ehh...more like:

This:
+
This:
and this-

...WHOOOPS. I meant this:

Posted by Blood ft. Water
You are a sea goat with a lot of free time on your hands.

#rarebreed

Posted by Huldra
You can make the incision pain stop that I just got after laughing reading this

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Done. *Poof*

This dude will make all the pain go away with his magic fingers.

Posted by Huldra
You gifted me with a gay massagist?...

Umm...*checks*

HE's an Asexual Man, who has Biromantic leanings.
So uhh...if you want, he could be a nice phone buddy after you gives you the massage and leaves?
You didn't say you wanted a straight dude to get rid of your pain.

;D It's fun making those chocolates

Posted by Nemilicious

Posted by SirHorns
;D It's fun making those chocolates

how do the sunflower seeds fall into the picture? 😄 they seem so random ....

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It's a mystery~ A yummy one at that.

Posted by Arrius
I liked you better when you were being an ass, and that was damned little in the way of liking.

And you're still an ass. This is nothing but sick (and not very artful) sarcasm.

Take yourself off.

...was that towards me or Chance?
Either way, this thread was meant to be silly dude.

Posted by Chance_11
I thought it was to you or I would have already responded. I was responding playfully to my friend nem who i know very well. What can you expect from the oldest person on this site, a 60 yr old curmudgeon with an outdated mindset trying to impress people half his age on the internet as if he knows anything. Don't take him too seriously. Probably mad cause one of us was talking to 'his women' on 'his board' which is pretty ridiculous. Most people recognize the playful intent with which you meant the thread, sirhorns

Ah, I see.
A veteran user, huh?
Ridiculous indeed.
To be honest I make this like this so that they get something other than getting flak for what other fish do to people or people trying to get them in a net to be their sex slaves/therapists.

Posted by Blood ft. Water
You are a sea goat with a lot of free time on your hands.

#rarebreed

😆 😆 😆 😆

#BRILLIANT