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I WAS PROMISED
Understanding the Promise of Personal Siren or Mermaid Shows
Personal siren or mermaid performances are often part of themed entertainment experiences. They involve performers embodying mythical characters for entertainment or special events. Clarifying the details and expectations with the provider ensures a satisfying experience. If you have concerns about the promise made, communicate directly with the performer or organizer for clarity.
*purr* Whatever a mermaid would do naturally! I'm chillin on my crab lillypad, waiting for this show to go down. I've heard there is some mystical attraction to these fishies, but I"m waiting to see it 🙂
I'm sure you have no problem with making things pretty, 88 😉.
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Seriously though, how much does a drink cost around these parts? I got a fist full of Sea Dollars and nobody is serving me yet 😢
The problem is... we don't really drink. We just breathe it in the gills. Could be why you're on a drink shortage!
Well share! I'm a thirsty crab!
Posted by zosopage17
I'm sure you have no problem with making things pretty, 88 😉.!
Seriously though, how much does a drink cost around these parts? I got a fist full of Sea Dollars and nobody is serving me yet 😢
hahaha, in real life, I never drink.
I like to watch people get stupid.. lmao
like on Friday, I went to my sisters birthday party, and this new neighbor just came in, started
talking to all the guys, got drunk and was kissing them all. then she danced and fell down, we were laughing so hard.click to expand
That's the type of girl I avoid. I drink tastefully. Jack Daniels. Straight. No chaser. No ice. In a 6 oz. glass.
That's how real men drink.
The drunk stumbler.
I don't drink to get drunk. I'm ALWAYS the DD. Like I said, I drink tastefully. Sloppy is not appealing - I'm a high class dude, and expect a lot out of whatever woman I'm with.
Posted by 88PISCIS
Jack Daniesl straight... you are a total "BORRACHOTE" lol
LOL I so am not. Be nice you fish 🙂
Posted by 88PISCIS
Jack Daniesl straight... you are a total "BORRACHOTE" lolLOL I so am not. Be nice you fish 🙂
lol, you just made me laugh.. hahaha ok now I know. you are a classy "borrachito".. 😛
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You be nice, fish! I may be a crab, and you may be a fish, but I"m packing one hell of a fishing pole 🙂
🙂. I see what you did there. I think the words you were looking for are: "realmente impresionante hombre:
Posted by zosopage17
🙂. I see what you did there. I think the words you were looking for are: "realmente impresionante hombre:& yes muy, muy impresionante hombre drinking jackdaniesl straight.. lmao 😛
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LOL 🙂. Quit pretending like you don't like it 🙂
I'm not scared of JD!
Posted by 88PISCIS
I won't admit to anything..😛
Hook, line and sinker 🙂
yay, I'm so happy 🙂
Posted by EusiveSoulll
Glad to see mermaids could bring a smile to your face 😉
You ladies always will 🙂
🙂. Crab charm must have a profound impact on you Goddesses of the Sea.
Hmmm...a Goddess of the Sea holding onto a King Crab.
Sounds about right!
Posted by Nemesis
the later the evening, the naughtier the guests.....this made me lmao!
Sex.
Posted by Nemesis
you know, i always wondered how mermaids and mermen get down.....i'd like to think they have sex in a telepathic way.....lol. i know. weird.
safe sex in a way. haha.
Something like this. Can't imagie laytex doing that well in the water.
Posted by EusiveSoulll
Bwahahaha Nem....Love the pic. 😄 As of thelepathic sex, sheeesh I do it all the time. Safe indeed 😛
Mind fuck.
Posted by EusiveSoulll
Bwahahaha Nem....Love the pic. 😄 As of thelepathic sex, sheeesh I do it all the time. Safe indeed 😛Mind fuck.
You bet...😉
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You better not be sucking me in with your hypnotic language just to suck my soul out.
Posted by Nemesis
i know piscespassion will appreciate this question:are there fresh-water and salt-water mermaids?! do they get along? do they have sex? do they even speak the same lingo?
i'm sure there is weird fierce attraction going on there. but it probably leads to a looooot of agita in the stomach area.
LMAO....Ohh i'm sure it'll tickle his fancy 😉
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It'll tickle something, for sure.
Posted by EusiveSoulll
Bwahahaha Nem....Love the pic. 😄 As of thelepathic sex, sheeesh I do it all the time. Safe indeed 😛Mind fuck.
You bet...😉
You better not be sucking me in with your hypnotic language just to suck my soul out.
I??ll try my best but I can't promise??_.that's what we inherently do after all 😛
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Psh. Gotta break this shell first. I thrive in these waters! Rar!
Look at me, I'm a crab!
Posted by piscespassion
@Zoso... what's up bro? What the bizness? Mo mermaids, Mo problems ....@E don't you try to hide from the brutha you love to "hate" now that I know u got a sexy accent...
That's not nice at all...@Nem..... *bows*
@88. * hides in the corner in the far back .... hoping the infamous "heartbreaker" wont see me *...hiding behind. Zoso... 🙂
Good place to hide. These fishies like looking at me anyway 🙂 🙂
Psh. Gotta break this shell first. I thrive in these waters! Rar!
NAhhh no breaking....luring you out rather
click to expandUnless you got some tasty crab treats, you're in for the long haul 🙂
Psh. Gotta break this shell first. I thrive in these waters! Rar!
NAhhh no breaking....luring you out rather
Unless you got some tasty crab treats, you're in for the long haul 🙂
You never know...I just might. It shall be reveiled in due time 😉
click to expandThen patience is the name of the game. *cracks pinchers* Time to relax and enjoy this show.
Posted by EusiveSoulll
@ Zoso??_indeed !!! Patience is the operative word@ PiscesPassion??_..puhh—leaseee??_.Don't flatter yourself to much. I'm not hiding nor do I love to —hate you??_..too much wasted energy dear for this mermaid....indifferent for the time being 😛
I shall wait then. BTW - got crab treats? plz plz plz plz
Posted by Nemesis
i know piscespassion will appreciate this question:are there fresh-water and salt-water mermaids?! do they get along? do they have sex? do they even speak the same lingo?
i'm sure there is weird fierce attraction going on there. but it probably leads to a looooot of agita in the stomach area.
Wow ..... LOL something told me to come on here before I got dressed for work... ahmmm....
The "usual suspects "gather together and up to no good....haohhhh don't be such a sissy, drop the attitude and join in the fun.....
Woahhhh...... don't you know where I from those are fighting words....(seriously) I know
You not from the states Nem.... "sissy" or any feminine adjective used to describe a man is
a direct assault of one's "manhood ". Smh.... anyway I'm off to work....it was peaceful before I
entered ....so I shall leave...Dam.... wonders why people feel so "threatened "when I enter.... instant hatred ....but I love it...
now, if i had said "don't be such a pussy" i would understand your reaction lol. but i said sissy....as in whatever. 😄
you need to chill a bit man. don't take everything so personally.
you know the trait of kings? they are humbler than a peasant. 😉
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All I read in this post was "pussy"
Posted by EusiveSoulll
@ Zozso .....what did you have in mind ?
Hmm...you koow those little treats you toss in a fish bowl and they get all soggy?
LOL - seriously tough - give me something sweet.
Posted by EusiveSoulll
@ Zozso .....what did you have in mind ?pussy lol 😛 as you can see above....lol
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O.M.G.
I'm moving into this forum - where's the real-estate agent? I want a house between *point elu* and *point nem* Yeah, right in the middle.
LOL
I'd like to be welcomed to this song:
Thanks - yeah. That's my "welcome to the neighborhood" song.
LOL I love that song! 🙂
THis is actually my mood for the day:
I fucking love A7X.
Thanks. That's very sweet 🙂
My mom went to High School with her - I've met her several times.
very awesome picture.
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A siren / mermaid PERSONAL show from Nemesis. Now, I understand she is but one person, however; I do expect the rest of you fishies to uphold this bargain.
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