Pisces guys

how do you get a pisces guy's attention?

Well you got ones'. What's up?

my moon's in pisces, and generally all you have to do is say "hey you, over there"

Well that's very ambigous. I would prefer, "hey you over there, wanna fuck?". That would work much better.

true... if ambiguity isn't your thing, try hair pulling as well as what haffo suggests.

if they're bald, balding or use a little too much product, then you're probably going to want to ask yourself why you want their attention in the first place.

"true... if ambiguity isn't your thing, try hair pulling as well as what haffo suggests."

Might be. It's it's not to the point, so it's still creates ambiguity.

I had a girl who used to pull my dick. I clearly got the message for sure, but it was a long time ago.

that, sir, depends on the girl

Yeah I better prefer another method too. First of all, I had to keep my hands over my dick because it was way too painful when she was pulling it out of nowhere. People were usually asking why I do that but explaination was way off their heads even by then (I was 13 and she was 9).

ah, the purity of youthful innocence... such touching displays of true love.

Well I'm not sure about TROUBLE part, but I belive we can be terrifying sometimes.

"ah, the purity of youthful innocence... such touching displays of true love."

Well I'm not sure wether she knew what love was by that age. I think she simply was curious about what others have and she does not.

I keep imagining some lady in the middle of a courtyard acting out a rain dance of sorts that she believes will cause pisces men to perk up and sprint towards her from around the city while simultaneously shedding their clothes in favor of body paint and bearing gifts of coach or prada bags

"Well I'm not sure wether she knew what love was by that age. I think she simply was curious about what others have and she does not."

that's good enough to qualify as love for me

Nah that's kind of sweet. We need violence and pain. Put it that way and you'll be fine.

Think about that.

A causal(!) hit to the balls and then asking sorry etc. Or some other method.

" that's good enough to qualify as love for me"

It doesn't make any sense as a love. Simple curiousity is not same with love. Love is much more determined rather than experimental.

"Nah that's kind of sweet. We need violence and pain. Put it that way and you'll be fine.

Think about that.

A causal(!) hit to the balls and then asking sorry etc. Or some other method."

which brings us back to a young girl pulling on your boyhood = love.

i've almost got a tear in my eye. wait for it...

yep. there it is. i'm officially misty eyed with sentimentality.

Well I didn't said it was for love. I said it was for attention seeking. Not everybody who hit in the balls is meant it for love. It may be an accident too.

A young girl pulling my boyhood definetly had my attention, not love.

okay. let me rephrase my question.

how do you get a pisces to be interested in you (romantically)?

That's too complex.

Perhaps the other Pisceans will be more helpeful for you here. I'm not experienced in that department.