X: Oh, c?mon! I can promise you some real hard-core action.
Me: I know, and that?s what I?m afraid of.
X: Hey, I?m desperate. If I don?t get your business, I?ll be in serious trouble.
Me: Why don?t you do something better with your life. Stop demeaning yourself like this. I?m sure you could make a better living.
X: Easy for you to say. You think I like doing what I do? They are people out there who would make my life a living hell, if I stop working the streets.
Me: I?m sorry; I didn?t realize things were so tough for you.
X: You have no idea. I?ve been walking the streets for the last 6 hours and my heels are killing me. I haven?t been able to convince a single guy to come with me.
Me: That is a shame but I?m sorry, I am still not interested.
X: Damn you!!
Me: I have twenty bucks in my wallet. Here, you can have it.
X: I don?t want your charity! I want you to come?
Me: You are wasting your time. I am not bloody interested! Get it?
X: But why?!!
Me: Because I am not from the US, and there is NO way that you, as a US Military Recruiter, can sign me up for your bloody War on Terror, which incidentally, is a complete farce to the majority of sane people of this world. Now fu** off and leave me alone!
Listen to system of a down,audioslave or rage against the machine and you'll get where it's coming from.It's a comparision of the military to prostitution,which is actually true.Have you ever looked into how little they are taken care of for everything they do,unless your a for lifer even they get pooped on.I can get more working at mcdonalds only without the extra experiance credit that the military adds.
is it just me , or does anyone else find it amazing that the U.S. government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of washington And they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they can no
? Boy Emperor ? Bubble Boy ? Bush Leaguer ? Chimperor ? Chimpy ? Commander-in-Thief ? Deserter-in-Chief ? Dubyanocchio ? Idiot Son of a Buffoon ? Incurious George
While our media is filled with stories on the Bush administration and Iran, they almost invariably focus on the Iranian nuclear program (or European negotiations and U.S. non-negotiations about the same). You could
50 hilarious quotes of President Bush Said in His First Term:
50. "I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here." ?at the President's Economic Forum in Waco, Texas, Aug. 13, 2002
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school. After a few minutes of speaking he says, I will now answer any questions you have. Timmy stands up and says: I have four questions: 1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than
Me: Yes?
X: Come closer honey, I won?t bite.
Me: Well, that?s a relief.
X: Do you wanna have some fun, darlin??
Me: No thanks, I just had some.
X: Oh, c?mon! I can promise you some real hard-core action.
Me: I know, and that?s what I?m afraid of.
X: Hey, I?m desperate. If I don?t get your business, I?ll be in serious trouble.
Me: Why don?t you do something better with your life. Stop demeaning yourself like this. I?m sure you could make a better living.
X: Easy for you to say. You think I like doing what I do? They are people out there who would make my life a living hell, if I stop working the streets.
Me: I?m sorry; I didn?t realize things were so tough for you.
X: You have no idea. I?ve been walking the streets for the last 6 hours and my heels are killing me. I haven?t been able to convince a single guy to come with me.
Me: That is a shame but I?m sorry, I am still not interested.
X: Damn you!!
Me: I have twenty bucks in my wallet. Here, you can have it.
X: I don?t want your charity! I want you to come?
Me: You are wasting your time. I am not bloody interested! Get it?
X: But why?!!
Me: Because I am not from the US, and there is NO way that you, as a US Military Recruiter, can sign me up for your bloody War on Terror, which incidentally, is a complete farce to the majority of sane people of this world. Now fu** off and leave me alone!
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