A BRIEF ENCOUNTER OF THE PROSTITUTE KIND

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X: Psssst!

Me: Yes?

X: Come closer honey, I won?t bite.

Me: Well, that?s a relief.

X: Do you wanna have some fun, darlin??

Me: No thanks, I just had some.

X: Oh, c?mon! I can promise you some real hard-core action.

Me: I know, and that?s what I?m afraid of.

X: Hey, I?m desperate. If I don?t get your business, I?ll be in serious trouble.

Me: Why don?t you do something better with your life. Stop demeaning yourself like this. I?m sure you could make a better living.

X: Easy for you to say. You think I like doing what I do? They are people out there who would make my life a living hell, if I stop working the streets.

Me: I?m sorry; I didn?t realize things were so tough for you.

X: You have no idea. I?ve been walking the streets for the last 6 hours and my heels are killing me. I haven?t been able to convince a single guy to come with me.

Me: That is a shame but I?m sorry, I am still not interested.

X: Damn you!!

Me: I have twenty bucks in my wallet. Here, you can have it.

X: I don?t want your charity! I want you to come?

Me: You are wasting your time. I am not bloody interested! Get it?

X: But why?!!

Me: Because I am not from the US, and there is NO way that you, as a US Military Recruiter, can sign me up for your bloody War on Terror, which incidentally, is a complete farce to the majority of sane people of this world. Now fu** off and leave me alone!



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Listen to system of a down,audioslave or rage against the machine and you'll get where it's coming from.It's a comparision of the military to prostitution,which is actually true.Have you ever looked into how little they are taken care of for everything they do,unless your a for lifer even they get pooped on.I can get more working at mcdonalds only without the extra experiance credit that the military adds.