Some fun

US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school. After a few minutes of speaking he says, I will now answer any questions you have. Timmy stands up and says: I have four questions: 1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore? 2. Why haven't you caught Osama bin Laden? 3. Why are you using the American Patriot Act to limit civil liberties? 4. Where are the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq? Just then
the bell goes off and the kids rushed out to play! Upon returning, Mr. Ashcroft said: "I am sorry we were interrupted. I will answer any questions you have." A little girl named Julie stands up and says: I have six questions: 1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore? 2. Why haven't you caught Osama bin Laden? 3. Why are you using the American Patriot Act to limit civil liberties? 4. Where are the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq? 5. Why did the bell ring twenty minutes early? 6. Where is Timmy?

Of course, this senario could work no matter who was in power, I'm sure..LOL.

Hahaha, yeah good one LG. How DID Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore? I am going to go and get myself a copy of 'Stupid white men'. Thanks 😉

Bush won the most electoral votes.

I'm convinced that the world would still hate eachother and fall to butter no matter who was in power. The names change, the trends dont.

I want that stupid white men book, too...

That's a pretty good one, Lawgoddess. lol. I have my eye on this bumpersticker that says, "Re-Elect Gore in 2004". lol! Our whole electoral votes v. popular votes thing is weird, confusing and bothersome, IMO.

try a parlament ha ha ha

LOL. . . Yes, the electoral votes thing is a dinosaur left over from a system set up by our elitist founding fathers who didn't trust the uneducated general population's control over the government.

I wonder what would happen if we DID try a parliament. Can you imagine it? 🙂 Lordy...

Yes Morgan, I agree. It irritates me...