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W. H. Operator: Sorry to disturb you, Mr. President. But there is an urgent, person-to-person collect call for you from overseas. Will you accept the charges?
Bush: Who is it?
W. H. Operator: It?s Kim, sir.
Bush: Kim? ?. Oh, yeah! She used to be a member of my cheerleading squad, back in my Yale days. Sure, I?ll accept the charges.
Kim: Herro?
Bush: Kim darlin?, how the heck are ya?
Kim: Bush, it?s me. Kim Jong il.
Bush: ill? Why, what?s wrong? Your voice does sounds a bit weird.
Kim: No, you clazy foor! I am Kim Jong Il, Reader of the Democlatic Peopres Lepubric of Kolea.
Bush: What?! Had I known it was you, I would have never accepted the charges. You are the President of the Axis Of Evil club!
Kim: I?m not onry the plesident, but I?m arso a crient!
Bush: Cut the crap Kim! What?s the problem?
Kim: The plobrem is your Lice.
Bush: But Laura had me deloused just last week.
Kim: No you idiot, I mean Condarisa Lice!
Bush: Oh, Rice! What about her?
Kim: Why she thleatning Norf Kolea?
Bush: Why are you testing missiles? Isn?t that a threat to world peace?
Kim: That test was necessaly. We show you we can plotect flom any attack on Homerand.
Bush: Our intelligence tells us that you are preparing a nookular test site.
Kim: You have no interrigence, ?you?.you stupid! Haha!
Bush: Watch your mouth, Kim. You better not misunderestimate our strength. We have great resolve, and we will teach you a lesson you won?t soon forget.
Kim: What resson? I folget arleady!
Bush: If you don?t watch yourself, we will?..we will?
Kim: You wirr what?
Bush: We will attack I-ran! We will hit them so hard, that you?ll feel it.
Kim: Yeah light! You chicken. You don?t mess with Norf Kolea, because you know we leady fol you anytime, big boy!
Bush: Shut the heck up, four eyes! You and your stupid haircut can kiss my Texas ass! .... Jerk!
Kim: Plick!
Bush: Evil Do-er!
Kim: Asshore! (click).
source:
http://oream.blogspot.com/2005/05/diplomacy-inaction.html