Hurry Cane

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Qbone
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The Hurry Cane"?" is an evil force, a threat to American freedom and way of life. An unprecedented threat requires strong and decisive actions. A Federal State of Emergency is hereby declared. All winds blowing in any direction will now be required to get a permit from state and local officials.

A new federal agency is hereby created: Wind Enforcement Administration headed by Wind Tzar, a cabinet apointee reporting directly to the president.