Recipe Lady, do you know the muffin man?

In seventh grade, my best friend Delilah convinced me it would be a good idea to hide out in the girl's locker room before PE class started. Why? Well, to rummage through other people's stuff (backpacks, etc.) of course. She stole someone's hackysack,

MY HUSBAND HAS BEEN SO MEAN TO ME FOR ABOUT AYEAR,BUT FOR THE LAST 8 MONTHS HE'S BEEN EVEN MEANER THAN EVER. THE LAST FEW DAYS HE'S BEEN ALL OVER ME TELLING ME HE LOVES AND HOW LUCKY HE IS TO HAVE ME AND HOW TALENTED I AM.(WE BOTH PLAY IN ABAND HE'S A GUI

I have been trying to find away to harm myself bad enough that I can wind up in the hands of Elvis!!! I heard he is working there now and I have tried everything but I just wont go down. (healthy as a horse)....Excessive drinking hasnt done it, I have tr

Elvis was the man! Look at the nuts that come here and believe he is still around! I think it is great!

Ok so people claim that your rising sign is nothing but a mask, but doesnt it still mean that you possess the traits of the rising sign because it is what comes out of you anyway? presenting or not presenting, either way, it's still part of you. Many part

And what is thinking out of the box these days? what is the 'box'? what we may think is original genuine thoughts may be memories tomorrow, and it might just fall into the 'box' in the near future.

I've sent psychic bob two requests for readings over the last year or however long it's been, but he hasn't responded at all. I wonder why?<BR> <BR> Psychic Bob, do you have the answer?<BR> <BR> :P<BR> <BR> (I fear that you see horrible things in my futu

Why do i scare some men?

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I don't know why, but anytime ducks are thrown in to the dxp news, I'm tickled. Ducks are so cute, I love them. So, to read stories about them beating kids on standardized tests, just is so cute. lol.