Unleashing Your Inner B*$%&

Not sure if this has been posted yet...but I thought it was pretty right on. What do you all think?


You??ve had a few dates and things are going well, but at some time into the relationship, the bitch will make an appearance — it has to, no one can sustain that level of perfection forever! The really dark side of each sign, the side that stays hidden until you know you have your date hooked (or vice versa), comes out sooner or later. If you don't like it raw and nasty, turn away now. But if you want to know your Bitch Rating — with five stars being the bitchiest of them all — read on.
FIRE SIGNS
Generally speaking, fire ranks low on the bitchiness scale. Agreed, the temper can blow to boiling status within a nanosecond, but generally speaking, without sufficient fuel, fire burns itself out relatively quickly.
Aries
Your temper reaches boiling point (and back again) in less than a second. You disagree (loudly) with anything that isn't your idea, and arrogantly expect your partner to give way or suffer the consequences. You are pathologically competitive and the zodiac??s worst loser, but your bitch rating is low because you simply do not have the attention span required to hold a really good grudge. Stay away from flat-pack furniture and anything with instructions.
Leo
When you are King (or Queen) of all you survey, why demean yourself with nasty gossip or bitching? Your temper is modeled on the worst of toddler supermarket tantrums, and makes for entertaining theater. Your drama lasts as long as is necessary to achieve maximum impact, at which point you will allow yourself to be soothed and petted back to purring.
Sagittarius
Your bitch rating is so low, it's almost off the scale. Even though you have the quick temper of all your Fire friends, you don't have the time (or the inclination) to hang around and make a —thing?? about it. So, you explode in a rampage of shouting — crudely and tactlessly blurting out what you need to say, and tearing off to your next adventure without another thought. Your victims are either laughing at the display or sobbing over the exceptionally rude remark you have already forgotten about. You, on the other hand, are falling over something new.

EARTH SIGNS
Mud can be thrown, and it is some dirty, mucky stuff — and if there is no real practical reason to lose your temper, why waste the energy?
Taurus
It all seems like too much effort to get worked up about anything. But when you do, the earth shakes and those horns can disembowel anyone within reach. The Bull??s temper takes a while to arouse (which is why your bitch rating is only 2 stars), but it takes just as long for you to calm down — you like to hang on to things, tightly. But you do get over it, eventually. Smart people know to wait a few days (or a week, or a month) and approach only with chocolate ??_ or a back rub.
Virgo
You wear your victims down with incessant nagging and detail. You tell your date that her bum looks fat in those jeans because (a) she asked, and it does; (b) you know the best diets; and (c) you only criticize the ones you love. You don't have a temper as such, because you don't have time to get really mad — there is too much to do because no one else cares enough to do anything properly — and you will have the dates and other supporting evidence to prove it.
Capricorn
You don't like to embarrass yourself in front of those you need to impress, so carefully consider their rank and wallet before unleashing that unforgiving temper of yours. But should you or your status be shown any disrespect, you will head-butt the presumptuous young upstart back down the ladder where they belong — no matter how undignified it may appear. After all, experience counts so much more than youth and speed.
AIR SIGNS
Air uses its brilliant mental capacity wisely.
Gemini
Bitch extraordinaire. You prefer to get even rather than mad, and have a deadly brain that stores random, trivial information that can be used when it really counts. While bitch twin is using that razor sharp tongue to do some serious cutting, the nice twin can be sucking up and apologizing with absolute heartfelt sincerity. You are at your worst and most destructive when bored, but thankfully don't have the attention span to focus on a satisfying revenge.
Libra
Anger is so unattractive ??_ and likely to result in broken nails, unsightly red blotchy eyes, and messed hair. It is more effective to flounce around a little and stamp your designer heels — you are usually able to get what you want with charm and a few well-placed poisonous remarks to your friends over coffee. It would never occur to you to say something nasty directly to someone

— not because it would hurt them, but because it would make you look bad. It's so much more civilized to get someone else to do that for you.
Aquarius
With that database that is your brain, you are able to coolly detach as soon as commitment — such a 20th century concept — raises its nasty head. Mentally, you are so far above most people that it takes a really worthy opponent for you to bother crushing them. So, speaking theoretically, you can destroy with icepick precision, but in practice there are so many other more worthwhile things your brain could be doing??_
WATER SIGNS
Water is motivated by feeling, so has the capacity to take anything and everything personally. This has the potential to produce a really creative and totally effective bitch.
Cancer
Your bitch rating depends on the Moon phase — zero to an absolutely filthy temper in a second ??_ or a passive-aggressive retreat into your shell to indulge your misery, eat copious amounts of chocolate, and practice everything you??ll say next time you scuttle out. Naturally suspicious of the world and the gloom it brings with it, you don't forget a grievance — it just proves you were right to be mistrusting. Don't mess with Mamma Crab??_
Scorpio
Scorpio is the undisputed king of the colorful revenge fantasy. You are obsessive, possessive, manipulative, and have an absolute lust for Total Control. Your rage is carefully controlled to ensure your victims never quite know when they will be struck down. But you rarely shout — cold, calm flatlining is much more frightening. You analytical brain lets you dig out any weakness in your prey, and you have enough focus to wait ??_ for the right time, and the right place. Scorpio does not forget, never forgives, and never ever ever apologizes.
Pisces
Surprised? Don't be. Pisces at its most creative can be the absolute master manipulator and an underwater stealth bomber. This is mainly because you avoid conflict and lack the focus to engage in direct one-on-one combat. Your greatest advantage is that people continually underestimate you ??_ or feel sorry for you. Meanwhile, they have told you their deepest, darkest secrets and exposed their weak emotional points — which you can, of course, use ??_ later. If you get caught, just shrug your shoulders and blame someone else or alcohol: —Sorry, I was drunk and it just happened.?? These things do??_.

It didn't carry over the Star ratings. So, here they are:

Aries 1 star
Leo 2 stars
Sag 1 star
Taurus 2 stars
Virgo 4 stars
Cap 2 stars
Gemini 4 stars
Libra 3 stars
Aqua 3 stars
Cancer 3 stars
Scorpio 5 stars
Pisces 4 stars

5 being the bitchiest

Being under estimated .... is indeed an advantage .. the greatest advantage actually because they never see it coming, even when it's right in front of their face.

4 stars i would agree with that for virgo i can be nasty when pushed.

damn, I'm so low on that scale!

BTW: I agree about the GEmini ones, the girls can be soooooo bitchy....:O

Isn't though WinterBorn!!—
I really thought Aries would be more stars, but when I think about my own bitchiness, it's true...it fades quick. I'm only a real bitch when others are like that to me...good ole golden rule rearing it's pretty head.

Nihilist,
Would you agree with your rating? I've never seen this side of the Scorp male I know (which isn't saying a whole lot though). Just curious about the women...

*Isn't IT though* (it's early)

"Sag 1 star" Right. Being angry takes alot of energy.

i am ram too....i can be a REAL bitch...but I do forget about it quickly

great post!

sag89 i agree being angry takes up too much energy

^Mhm

I can be a serious bitch if someone tries me...
But I'm only mad for a few minutes at most. Then I usually think it's funny.

lol, I understand both the saggie description and the cappy description LOL!

i don't know about the libra remark. my ex had a LOT of libra in his chart (including libra in sun and moon) and he could get very nasty and it was always in a direct, straight-forward way. i think it's important that we remember to gather all of our facts too. such as: what kind of environment we were raised in (learned behaviors). i think he was like this because he was very east coast (grew up in the baltimore/DC area) and he claims one had to be rather aggressive and hold their own. i notice that he can live up to his libra status in business relationships but he is bad at personal ones. he's pretty much a loner and has a difficult time maintaining, and initiating, friendships. a lot of ppl find that he is too intense, argumentative, and can come off as an elitist (basically, he thinks he's ALWAYS right and won't back down).

Im a Scorp and I totally agree! I am very sweet but if someone messes with me I go off. But I do it in a calculated and controlled way. Most of the time i will wait until the right time, when it hurts the most. Lol.