@Gemitati
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Calls are coming during sex like...where is my tooth brush?
Omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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No! That's NOT funny! 😂💦💦💦🤣🤣
*Gemi plz, put it on do not disturb this was our last viagra. Gotta make it count before it wears off.
😂😂😂
Posted by hazyFlo
Divorce ☺️
Working on it. Except if you know anything about long marriages in Italian families...it's like 'you better die' and when money involved - 'you better die NOW'
And I am not fucking dead man!
As much as I love him!
Well...if he died with erection...how long do I have until its mission impossible? Lol
Posted by Mr_Pinchy
*Gemi plz, put it on do not disturb this was our last viagra. Gotta make it count before it wears off.😂😂😂
Hebis a Scorpio! He doesn't know and doesn't need viagra! He can go all day long and make me coffee in between!
And I don't even want cofee! I just have it because he made it! Lol
Posted by hazyFlo
Divorce ☺️Working on it. Except if you know anything about long marriages in Italian families...it's like 'you better die' and when money involved - 'you better die NOW'
And I am not fucking dead man!
As much as I love him!
Well...if he died with erection...how long do I have until its mission impossible? Lol
It has to happen some day.
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It's been over 8 years now!
Still waiting...lol
Hebis a Scorpio! He doesn't know and doesn't need viagra! He can go all day long and make me coffee in between!
And I don't even want cofee! I just have it because he made it! Lol
I know something is written there but all i read was "hurr durr bumf dampf scorpio tshhh durr hurr" and a lot of exclamation marks in between.
Im imagining Lionel Richie's "All night long" was playing as backdrop while you were writing this.
😂😂😂
Posted by hazyFlo
Divorce ☺️Working on it. Except if you know anything about long marriages in Italian families...it's like 'you better die' and when money involved - 'you better die NOW'
And I am not fucking dead man!
As much as I love him!
Well...if he died with erection...how long do I have until its mission impossible? Lol
It has to happen some day.
It's been over 8 years now!
Still waiting...lol
Over 8years and you still have to come up with excuses? I would think your husband would have found out by now?
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Yep. But stupid question 'where are you going' is the question of a century!
I can't say...I am going to have sex and your toothbrush is on a lower shelf by a toothpaste tube. Put glasses on! It'll help you to SEE your teeth! Lol
Hebis a Scorpio! He doesn't know and doesn't need viagra! He can go all day long and make me coffee in between!
And I don't even want cofee! I just have it because he made it! Lol
I know something is written there but all i read was "hurr durr bumf dampf scorpio tshhh durr hurr" and a lot of exclamation marks in between.
Im imagining Lionel Richie's "All night long" was playing as backdrop while you were writing this.
😂😂😂
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MAybe you need to lose those hooves to see better? 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣💦💦
MAybe you need to lose those hooves to see better? 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣💦💦
All night loong
All niiiite
Aaaall night loooong
All niiiite
All niiitee
MAybe you need to lose those hooves to see better? 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣💦💦
All night loong
All niiiite
Aaaall night loooong
All niiiite
All niiitee
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Try to deluge your drinks with some other alcohol! Lol
Hebis a Scorpio! He doesn't know and doesn't need viagra! He can go all day long and make me coffee in between!
And I don't even want cofee! I just have it because he made it! Lol
I know something is written there but all i read was "hurr durr bumf dampf scorpio tshhh durr hurr" and a lot of exclamation marks in between.
Im imagining Lionel Richie's "All night long" was playing as backdrop while you were writing this.
😂😂😂
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I looove him but what does it have to do with a OP? Thanks anyway! Lol
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...fucking other people!
I have one week to come up with an excuse to get out for weekends to discuss future with love if my life.
It will be painfull. For both of us. I just need to find a reason to be out and not have anyone to disturb my peace because we both are SO attached to people who rely on us if light bulb need to be changed ornif there are bedroom sleepers are not BY the bed...
Calls are coming during sex like...where is my tooth brush?
Or 5 calls from a relatives about stupid stuff that they can't figure out because WE ARE THEIR brain!!!
So! How do we get to have weekends together so their asses survive without us?
Phone dead?
Good luck! Right?
I know you were waiting for this but you don't know half of it!
lol thanks
Just hoping one answer will do.