She's pathetic...

Married people who pitty single peoplE.. ugh its so annoying! Whenever i call my friend (Newlywed, dated only for one year before married. plus both under 21) cause Im bored and ask her what she doing she? she says ionno.. probably go home and spend time with my maaaaan (in a whiny, im so lucky voice). n Im like wtf you did that last week..n yesterday. Then when we went out on friday. You wouldnt go unless he went!

How do I tell her nicely ... TO GET d $ *# LIFE!

or am i out of line?

I'd say it's out of line for you to tell her to get a life because she HAS a life, it just happens to be different from yours. She's newly married & it's not unusual that newly married couples would want to spend a lot of time together but don't worry it won't last forever. Given her age & the statistics of divorce I'd say there's a divorce attorney with her name on him/her waiting in her future & then you can have your friend back. Until then maybe find some single friends.

As for myself, at times I pitty married people.

When it comes to single people being annoyed by the 'happily wed,' there's only one option for them. Get the card of a respectable divorce lawyer, approach your female friend and hand her the card while saying, in a sympathetic tone, "I'm sorry to hear what he did, here's this just in case."

Or ignore her, whichever sounds easier.

And yes, you are out of line. If they're happy, good for them. You're happy being single, good for you. Both are happy, so why worry.

Oh god, here comes a poem. Can it be painless? I promise to read it, but ah, that's about it.

"As for myself, at times I pitty married people."

lol Me too. Like...all the time actually.

Blue? I can see you've spent a long time titling it.

As for slamming fists into peoples' faces...not much tact, but it might work.

You have to do that if you married, or you'll get left....

I guess I dont understand the bond married people have.. Im hoping that when I do get married.. I can do things by myself and not need my husband holding my hand when i take a Sh% t.

N sagstar..me n that girl could neVER be firends..how cold hearted of HER.

Sounds like you are jealous.

I had a friend like that once. She ended up getting married about two years ago and turned into a Stepford Wife-I dont even know who she is anymore. I'm very happy for her because she has someone to take care of her and now all she does is stay at home and make babies, but its scary the way a marriage can completely change a persons personality.

I just found a really nice pluma under the couch. Not as exciting as the above...but ummm...it made me smile.

Whenever i call my friend (Newlywed, dated only for one year before married. plus both under 21) cause Im bored and ask her what she doing she? she says ionno.. probably go home and spend time with my maaaaan (in a whiny, im so lucky voice).

Just give her a year or so, the tone of her voice won't be quite the same when she'll refer to these activities, I'm sure.

my first close friend to get married.. guess i just need tome to get use 2 it.