krysrenee7
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The Shoe size theory
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Maybe it's just me but um...uh...(ahem)...(coughs)...It seems that those short guys with minimal muscles and/or who aren't as "hot" as some other guys are usually the ones that have the biggest packages! Ugh! And they know it too, that's why they don't have to go around bragging about it or over-compensating b/c when you know something, you shouldn't be trying too hard to convince others of something--it should speak for itself!
1 guy I dated wore a size 15 in shoe. When I 1st saw his feet, I was extra excited for about 5 minutes, b/c I was thinking "Wow, well hey that means he's got a big one!" Buttttttt then the excitement wore off after I slapped myself & realized that shoe size didn't mean shxt!
1 guy I dated wore a size 15 in shoe. When I 1st saw his feet, I was extra excited for about 5 minutes, b/c I was thinking "Wow, well hey that means he's got a big one!" Buttttttt then the excitement wore off after I slapped myself & realized that shoe size didn't mean shxt!
No.
the smallest guy I've ever been with...which isn't many :/ had the biggest winky.not that's saying much either...;/
I would just like to point out that you've made it impossible for a guy to answer this thread...
You're comparing our shoe size to whether we have a hammer or just a nail. No guy with a baby dick is going to admit it regardless what is shoe size is so that eliminates half the possible choices. Then you told us that even if we're packing some heat we can't tell you that because you want to be surprised.
What are we supposed to say?
All I can really say is that the guy with big feet, big hands, big ears, and a big nose better have something going on down there cause he's a pretty goofy looking guy.
You're comparing our shoe size to whether we have a hammer or just a nail. No guy with a baby dick is going to admit it regardless what is shoe size is so that eliminates half the possible choices. Then you told us that even if we're packing some heat we can't tell you that because you want to be surprised.
What are we supposed to say?
All I can really say is that the guy with big feet, big hands, big ears, and a big nose better have something going on down there cause he's a pretty goofy looking guy.
My head (the skull... mind out of the gutters people!) is 24 1/2 inches around, you know what that means?
It's a pain in the ass to find a ball cap that fits me!
No, look at his hand, splayed. Distance between pinky and thumb on the diagonal is fairly accurate. Have a good day ladies. 😉
Posted by venusianbull
No, look at his hand, splayed. Distance between pinky and thumb on the diagonal is fairly accurate. Have a good day ladies. 😉
I have to disagree VB,my ex has the long fingers of a pianist or NBA player...but is hung like a ,well just average.
I think they should all be measured against Chuck Norris.
you can say "I'm a 1/4 Chuck", or " 1/2 Chuck "(lies)...but we all know no one is a full Chuck,but Chuck himself.
Bummage Bells, I thought that was a good way to tell..that lying bastard ex of mine. LOL
That's it. Bella? Where is that chart?
Posted by venusianbull
No, look at his hand, splayed. Distance between pinky and thumb on the diagonal is fairly accurate. Have a good day ladies. 😉
And the woman says measure with fingers together and the guy spreads them far as he can and says he did... 😛
Posted by LibraSidPosted by venusianbull
No, look at his hand, splayed. Distance between pinky and thumb on the diagonal is fairly accurate. Have a good day ladies. 😉
And the woman says measure with fingers together and the guy spreads them far as he can and says he did... 😛click to expand
LOL 😛
"That's where things get a little more interesting. In 2002, a group of Greek researchers measured the body compositions, including height, weight, waist/hip ratio, finger length and penis length of fifty-two men, aged nineteen to thirty-eight. They found that age and body characteristics were not associated with size of penis except for the —index finger length, which correlated significantly with the dimensions of the flaccid, maximally stretched penis.?? Another study—this one with 1500 men—found that length of index finger was significantly correlated with penis dimensions."
Read more: http://www.divinecaroline.com/22081/38464-big-hands-big-feet-big/2#ixzz1CUsJpgzP
Read more: http://www.divinecaroline.com/22081/38464-big-hands-big-feet-big/2#ixzz1CUsJpgzP
Posted by ianthepiscesPosted by BellatheBullPosted by venusianbull
No, look at his hand, splayed. Distance between pinky and thumb on the diagonal is fairly accurate. Have a good day ladies. 😉
I have to disagree VB,my ex has the long fingers of a pianist or NBA player...but is hung like a ,well just average.
I think they should all be measured against Chuck Norris.
you can say "I'm a 1/4 Chuck", or " 1/2 Chuck "(lies)...but we all know no one is a full Chuck,but Chuck himself.
screw you!!click to expand
😉
Posted by venusianbull
That's it. Bella? Where is that chart?
I need to see if I still have that.....
Posted by venusianbull
"That's where things get a little more interesting. In 2002, a group of Greek researchers measured the body compositions, including height, weight, waist/hip ratio, finger length and penis length of fifty-two men, aged nineteen to thirty-eight. They found that age and body characteristics were not associated with size of penis except for the —index finger length, which correlated significantly with the dimensions of the flaccid, maximally stretched penis.?? Another study—this one with 1500 men—found that length of index finger was significantly correlated with penis dimensions."
Read more: http://www.divinecaroline.com/22081/38464-big-hands-big-feet-big/2#ixzz1CUsJpgzP
hmmmmm....
nope,again....long fingers don't equal such.
girth over length in my book anyway...who wants their tonsils poked?
Posted by domino_O
no, the thinner you are the larger it is.
30 pounds add 1 inch less.
I actually agree with that.
that why you were on such a diet kick?
not much grows in the shade.
Well crap, that was actual scientific studies there.
maybe the ex is just some kinda freak.
I think they should all just be made to wear cellophane pants,so we can see what we are getting.
like the meat counter in the store 🙂
I think they should all just be made to wear cellophane pants,so we can see what we are getting.
like the meat counter in the store 🙂
LOL!!! Like Madeline Kahn eyeballing her selection for the night.."No..no..nooo...noo...wait a minute...YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"
LOL Exactly!!!!
Although Dy would remind us that some are show-er's...some are grow-er's 🙂
Although Dy would remind us that some are show-er's...some are grow-er's 🙂
LOL Exactly!!!!
Although Dy would remind us that some are show-er's...some are grow-er's 🙂
Although Dy would remind us that some are show-er's...some are grow-er's 🙂
LOL Yes he would. Damned dxp *shaking fist*
I have a large shoe size, my hands are big and my fingers are long... but I'm average in size, average being over 5.9 and under 7.9 inches without, being too specific 😉
So no, penis size has nothing to do with how tall or short you are, or how big your hands or feet are... even if some people seem to hint that short guys are more hung because it's somehow more politically correct. Sorry, but life is unfair to us all in equal proportions. There is no order in the universe.
So no, penis size has nothing to do with how tall or short you are, or how big your hands or feet are... even if some people seem to hint that short guys are more hung because it's somehow more politically correct. Sorry, but life is unfair to us all in equal proportions. There is no order in the universe.
Well short guys tend to have short fingers/hands so uh...how are their slingers so big?!!
Hey maybe the index finger theory does have some validity but sheeesh the only tall, muscular & big footed guys I see with big slingers are porn stars!
Hey maybe the index finger theory does have some validity but sheeesh the only tall, muscular & big footed guys I see with big slingers are porn stars!
I find it to be a big turn off when a guy starts bragging on himself about being hung or such a great lover and automatically assume he's not in the least bit gifted in either respect and probably on the smaller size!
Although there is some variation, most men fall around 6 inches when hard, which is just fine for me 🙂
Guys, if it's that big of a deal and you want to look bigger (to help compensate for being insecure in that area) just shave - or at least trim up real nice. No one likes to suck on hairy balls anyway!!
Although there is some variation, most men fall around 6 inches when hard, which is just fine for me 🙂
Guys, if it's that big of a deal and you want to look bigger (to help compensate for being insecure in that area) just shave - or at least trim up real nice. No one likes to suck on hairy balls anyway!!
You know, being a size queen is a bit redundant anyways. Most of the nerve endings are at the entrance of the vagina so extra length doesn't necessarily score points. Nowhere for the punch munchkin to go for one, and for two that means girth is more important than tripping on it. Perhaps accidentally tying it in with laces on your tennis shoes.
Our perception of you is far kinder than your own gents.
Skill, knowing how to be a lover is far more important than requiring a walker to distribute the weight.
Our perception of you is far kinder than your own gents.
Skill, knowing how to be a lover is far more important than requiring a walker to distribute the weight.
Posted by venusianbull
You know, being a size queen is a bit redundant anyways. Most of the nerve endings are at the entrance of the vagina so extra length doesn't necessarily score points.
...and proper girth is important so that these nerve-endings are properly stimulated, right 😉
Btw, the way you layed out your words sounded like you were referring to yourself as size-queen 😛 "You know, being a size-queen..." Hahaha!
Absolutely enfant. 😉
Woops! It wasn't supposed to read that way. LOLOL
Woops! It wasn't supposed to read that way. LOLOL
Posted by venusianbull
LOL Yes he would. Damned dxp *shaking fist*
yeah,I had something witty to say last night,gave up and went to bed....now I've forgotten it. 😢
stupid dxp gas.
Posted by lildol
I find it to be a big turn off when a guy starts bragging on himself about being hung or such a great lover and automatically assume he's not in the least bit gifted in either respect and probably on the smaller size!
I agree. That's what I meant in my original post. If a guy goes over board with the bragging, I'll actually do opposite of what he wants me to do & start probably start to doubt what he's saying. Hey, if it's big you have every right to say so, but to continually brag about something signals to me that you've got over-confidence b/c you're NOT as well-endowed as you'd "wish" you were! I've noticed that you can always tell what some people are lacking by the things they brag too much about! For instance, if you're on FB in a picture with a bunch of $ 20 bills laying everywhere on the bed, yep you're probably the brokest one of them all! I believe in things speaking for themselves!
Ladies and Gentlemen, and you to ianthepisces
We have been deeply involved in a Great Debate!!! Penis Width vs Penis Length
The votes are in??_..
The votes have been tallied??_..
Low drum roll
Low drum roll
Low drum roll
BANG
The Winner IS
Silver Tongue Devil by a Landslide!!!!!!
We have been deeply involved in a Great Debate!!! Penis Width vs Penis Length
The votes are in??_..
The votes have been tallied??_..
Low drum roll
Low drum roll
Low drum roll
BANG
The Winner IS
Silver Tongue Devil by a Landslide!!!!!!
Posted by venusianbull
You know, being a size queen is a bit redundant anyways. Most of the nerve endings are at the entrance of the vagina so extra length doesn't necessarily score points. .
Ugh! Thank you! I'm so glad someone else said it! I'm a firm believer in the saying, "It's not the size of the boat but instead the motion in the ocean!"
Big huge 10" slingers hurt like hell! Only about 6" of that 10" can actually fit in me anyways, so you have all that extra 4" all for nothing!
I think it's all about how "thick" a man is! If a slinger is 5-6" AND thick, oooooooweeeeeee, can you say sprung!!!
But those extra long & narrow slingers hurt like hell! It feels like someone is poking you with a pencil!!!
Besides, it's kind of difficult to give oral sex to someone who is TOO big! Ahem...excuse my french but my mouth is only so big, so don't think you're gonna choke me with that big polish sausage b/c you're not/you won't! HA!
I'd say width rules over length any day! Penetration to me feels the best when a slinger is thick in width, not so long it can barely fit in! Don't get me wrong, I like medium sized slingers over small ones, but let's be real, there'd be nothing fun about a man with a slinger the size of a ruler! OUCH! And if a 10"-12" slinger is gonna poke me, it better be the kind of sex that is very slow. None of that rough, bouncing off the walls type sex! I'd be severely injured & probably bruised...NOT cool
Thrusting power is important too! If he knows how to work it & if he knows how to shift his weight to add to his thrusting power, the sex is all that much better!
I'd say width rules over length any day! Penetration to me feels the best when a slinger is thick in width, not so long it can barely fit in! Don't get me wrong, I like medium sized slingers over small ones, but let's be real, there'd be nothing fun about a man with a slinger the size of a ruler! OUCH! And if a 10"-12" slinger is gonna poke me, it better be the kind of sex that is very slow. None of that rough, bouncing off the walls type sex! I'd be severely injured & probably bruised...NOT cool
Thrusting power is important too! If he knows how to work it & if he knows how to shift his weight to add to his thrusting power, the sex is all that much better!
Posted by krysrenee7
Besides, it's kind of difficult to give oral sex to someone who is TOO big! Ahem...excuse my french but my mouth is only so big, so don't think you're gonna choke me with that big polish sausage b/c you're not/you won't! HA!
Learning to deep throat is a skill that can make the difference between girlfriend and wife! lol
The way I measure is from tip of middle finger to wrist. I have yet to find a guy that that wasnt true for but guess there will prob be some.
Definately not shoe size, one of my ex's had uk size 14 feet and was very average. The largest guy had size 8 feet and was a perfect 10 😉
But to me size really doesnt matter as long as its not ridiculously small, guys with a small one usually are more skilled as they are not just relying on their size. From convo's with my friends most guys (not all) wih a big one tend to think all they have to do is pound at you with it.
Posted by libra sunPosted by krysrenee7
Besides, it's kind of difficult to give oral sex to someone who is TOO big! Ahem...excuse my french but my mouth is only so big, so don't think you're gonna choke me with that big polish sausage b/c you're not/you won't! HA!
Learning to deep throat is a skill that can make the difference between girlfriend and wife! lol
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Hey, I don't mind deepthroating as long as I don't have to suffer strangulation all just to give someone some pleasure! Its medically impossible for someone with a 10" slinger to put all of that thing in my mouth! So in that case, it wouldn't matter how much of a freak I was or how dedicated I was to pleasuring my man. If the thing won't fit, it just won't fit dammit! lol lol
And ohhhhhh yeah, sadly I've heard about how men can be quick to upgrade you to "wifey" status if you give good head. But hey, I can't really knock them b/c I think that's human nature. The more someone sexually pleases us, the more we convince ourselves that we like them more than we would have persay/vs. they were just "ok" or horrible in bed. So I'm not surprised that a man will convince himself that you're "the one" all b/c you give great head!
What guys NEED to worry about though are the women that are a little "TOO good" at giving head though! I'm not saying good women don't give good head, BUT if she sucks your slinger from the back & upside down, she's probably an undercover porn star! I'mJustSayin!
I don't look at the shoes. I look at the hands and fingers. Big thick long fingers then I know the game is on, I got something to fantasize on. The other issue is whether he knows how to use it right...
Posted by dofacc
Ladies and Gentlemen, and you to ianthepisces
We have been deeply involved in a Great Debate!!! Penis Width vs Penis Length
The votes are in??_..
The votes have been tallied??_..
Low drum roll
Low drum roll
Low drum roll
BANG
The Winner IS
Silver Tongue Devil by a Landslide!!!!!!
Always a crowd pleaser.
No it's all about the nose.
God. People get with it.
The bigger the nose = the bigger the hose
God. People get with it.
The bigger the nose = the bigger the hose
Posted by brianafay
No it's all about the nose.
God. People get with it.
The bigger the nose = the bigger the hose
As a guy with a big nose, I'd like to assist in spreading this theory.
Lol that's hot 🙂
You're looking quite foxy in your new pic btw *bats eyelashes*
You're looking quite foxy in your new pic btw *bats eyelashes*
LOL Well, well.
:X caught
I mean ...ew sicko get away
I mean ...ew sicko get away
Oh now stop that. LOL I so need to use the quote button.
You all are going to give me an ego... thanks! Haha
Who needs to stop what? I am a sicko, that's fine 😛
Who needs to stop what? I am a sicko, that's fine 😛
LOL Oh Lib, you have opened up such a can with that one. You really have.
Huh, why?
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