@krysrenee7
18 Years5,000+ Posts
You know the sex is GOOD when...
Oscar
My baloney has a first name
it's O.S.C.A.R.
my baloney has a second name
it's T.A.Y.L.O.R.
I like to beat it every day
and if you ask me why I'll say
'cause Oscar Taylor has a way
with V.A.G.I.N.A.
when i dont kick them out of the bed for eating crackers
No no no, we nickname your lady parts 'crackers' that way it's okay to eat crackers in bed.
LOL! I named a guy's slinger "Georgeo" before =P
He got the biggest kick out of it too!
You know the sex is good when she is too tired to talk after wards, she just pulls in close and goes to sleep... Ahhh peace and quiet, I can sleep now!
... I tell you it's good.
LMAO! You guys are all freakin' awesome!
You know the sex is GOOD when you start mispelling everything in a text message once you leave his house!!!! There's "Drunk dialing" & then there's "SEXT dialing!"
You know the sex is GOOD when you're the only 1 making animal noises & when you wake up all the dogs/cats in the house & neighborhood! Guys, if she starts clucking like a damn chicken, it's GOOD!!!!!!!!
When I can't walk for at least two days...
You know the sex is GOOD when she almost breaks up with you for not giving her some! If a girl literally throws a freakin' tantrum all b/c you won't have sex with her, it's either b/c she's really wasted/drunk OR she loves the slinger!
Actually, I've never experienced the "bowlegged walking" syndrome like some girls have when they've had sex with someone whose got some "good stuff." Don't get it twisted, I've had some GOOOOOOD stuff, but I've never walked weird afterwards. Well, I take that back, I have once but that's b/c dude's slinger was almost TOO big! It wasn't b/c the sex was necessarily great, no but moreso that his slinger was a little too big for my cooter's liking =P I hate sex that leaves you so sore that you can't even walk! Just b/c it's big doesn't mean it's good!
Posted by krysrenee7
You know the sex is GOOD when she almost breaks up with you for not giving her some! If a girl literally throws a freakin' tantrum all b/c you won't have sex with her, it's either b/c she's really wasted/drunk OR she loves the slinger!Actually, I've never experienced the "bowlegged walking" syndrome like some girls have when they've had sex with someone whose got some "good stuff." Don't get it twisted, I've had some GOOOOOOD stuff, but I've never walked weird afterwards. Well, I take that back, I have once but that's b/c dude's slinger was almost TOO big! It wasn't b/c the sex was necessarily great, no but moreso that his slinger was a little too big for my cooter's liking =P I hate sex that leaves you so sore that you can't even walk! Just b/c it's big doesn't mean it's good!
I hear you. However, not walking after two days = the sex was so good, so piping hot, I asked again, got it again, over and over again until my legs felt like jelly. It was as though I had a day long session of squatting and lunging at the gym. Lol
You know it's good when you grab the counter doing something like washing dishes or making dinner..having it roll down your body, you clench inside and get out of breath and say "DAMN".
Check please.
I always know the sex is good when I think back on it and my back tingles. Also when I walk funny the next day. Cracks me up 😆
you know its good when u end up paralyzing her, thats how u know its good
You know it's good when all you can think about is how his hair feels under your fingers, how he smells. How his mouth feels when he kisses you, when it's on you. When you can just close your eyes and feel his body on yours, in yours. Recall the noises he makes as you lap or stroke in just the right spot of his body.. ( you know where, correct ladies? )
The way his eyes go liquid and then erupt in fire as you pleasure him. The scent in the air that is just the two of you.
Where he takes your body when he's loving you so well, turning you inside out.
And all of this sets off a chain reaction when he's not there, your body goes limp, echoes, arousal. And you smile, knowing he'll be home. So you can do it all over again. In twilight hazy, barely awake, to middle of the morning, on lunch break, deep in the night. Wherever, whenever..however. That's your man, you're his woman. And damn it's fine.
i know the sex is good when i bust a nut..and still stay hard and continue diggin in her without missing a beat
i know the sex is good when her leg starts trembling and i feel that gush of extra wettness on and around my johnson
i know the sex is good when after i beat it up..she goes right to sleep
GOOD?!?!?! No word can describe the greatness of my sex life because all the women have evaporated after i drilled them.
^ LOL *Poof✨
Haha! You know the sex is GOOD when you F up & tell all your friends how good it was!!! When the sex is horrible, people can't WAIT to boast about how horrible it was to their friends! Welp, the same rings true when it's actually good!
You know the sex is GOOD when you catch yourself getting extra clingy, possessive, attached & crazy from that point on! HA! Women start off acting like "Oh I don't need a man" but oh boy the minute he lays it down, she's on him like a speedo!
You know the sex is GOOD when she snores the loudest she's ever snored!!! If you've gotta put in ear plugs after she falls asleep, YEP it was good!
You know the sex is GOOD when the next day, you keep reliving it all over again in your head! You can feel it as if you were still in the moment! If you can vividly still imagine/picture every little touch/stroke, YEP it was good!
You know the sex is GOOD when she comes before you do!!!
You know the sex is GOOD when she starts VOLUNTARILY admitting that you're the best she's ever had or that you're #1 on her "Top 5 list!" It's 1 thing to hear someone tell you that you're the best b/c you actually asked them (they'll tell you what you want to hear) but oh man, you know it's true when someone actually voluntarily tells you!
You know the sex is GOOD when they masturbate to the thought of yall having sex! And even better...you know the sex is GOOD when they masturbate to your picture or just the simple thought of you!
Posted by CappyyLuv30
You know the sex is good when you want a cigarette after and you're not a smoker. True story. lol
LMAO!!! GOOD ONE!!!
You know the sex is GOOD when you get 7 charlie horses throughout your entire body for the next 2 days afterwards!!!
You know the sex is GOOD when he does the "beat it up" dance!!! Sorry, I saw Tyrese do it once in a movie & I never got over it!
You know the sex is GOOD when the cops have warned you that if you get ONE more noise ordinance/violation, you'll be evicted!
Posted by PandorasBox
O_O Well, I hope all my sexual interactions are this good!!! Holy smokes guys lol!
Ha! Oh you'd be surprised at how many folks actually have great sex lives together! The question though is in whether or not those couples actually stay together!!! Most likely, NOT!
Oh don't ya hate that?! The 1 guy/girl that FINALLY freakin' rocks your world is the 1 you either end up in a bitter divorce battle with or the 1 who ruins everything after F'ing your best friend! Oh man, I hate it when great sex lives are short-lived!
I want to still be able to say that my partner STILL rocks my world sexually by the time we're 30 years into the relationship/marriage!
Posted by LoveBucket
You know the sex is good when you marry him 8 months after his wife divorced him for cheating. (Jesse James)
LMAO LMAO!
Actually, Jesse looks like he'd have a small one! But hey, money talks!
I've always wondered about that...about the women who immediately jump into relationships/relations with the world's biggest player or Ahole! Either they're the dumbest females in the world OR the sex must be THAT good!
Even still, I'd hate to be with someone who has a bad reputation. Sure, people change but it'd bother me to always have to fend off people trying to warn me not to be with/date my partner. They say that you shouldn't listen to he-said-she-said & that people change, but hell, the main times we don't listen is usually when others were right! We'd all kill for a great sex life, BUT 3 things I would NOT kill for are stds, heartbreak & unplanned child!
You know the sex is GOOD when you've got 22 bite/teeth/nail marks on your body after she cums!
You know the sex is good when the mere thought of it with him makes you shiver...
You know the sex is good when you start speaking in another language.
You can't remember where you are and your ex's.
You know the sex is good when you wake up 2 hours later in a puddle of drool asking "where am I and what the hell happened?"
You know the sex is good when your friends tell you "damn girl, why are you GLOWING!!!?"
You know the sex is good when your body goes into convulsions
You know the sex is good when he tries to talk to you but you can't answer... cause you're still cuming
You know the sex is good when you find new bruises... 2 days later
You know the sex is good.. when you write about how good the sex is...
You know the sex is good when the neighbors "want to have a word with you"... lol! (embarrassing)
you know the sex is good when you dont kick him out of bed for eating crackers
^^lol..we noticed the 1st time you mentioned it
i did !!! LMAO. i ahdnt even noticed lmao.
Posted by DMV
when i dont kick them out of the bed for eating crackers
oh shit. 3rd post
hmmm...the fact that you said it twice speaks volumes, but i digress as you already know you're a wannabe whore so eh...
digress away
I come back for more. Nuff said.
Posted by PhoenixRising
I come back for more. Nuff said.
When you first came on this site you were really playful and funny. Now I find you... all Ego 😢 what happened?
That's right, you're a Scorpio... what else is there to say
I call mine Einstein, cause he's got a big head.
When you can't think coherently!
I need a cold shower after reading through this thread!
Posted by DMV
when i dont kick them out of the bed for eating crackersoh shit. 3rd post
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No worries that was almost two years ago. I was worried when I clicked the thread and I had commented... 'whoa I don't remember saying that, how f*d up was I yesterday'...
Now why i know why im such a moody bitch recently..i need to get me some of THAT!!
Posted by PhoenixRising
I come back for more. Nuff said.When you first came on this site you were really playful and funny. Now I find you... all Ego 😢 what happened?
That's right, you're a Scorpio... what else is there to say
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You seem to have asked and answered your own question. My mood dictates my answers, nothing more.
YOU KNOW IT'S GOOD WHEN you have to pull over on your way back to work after a lunchtime quickie because your leg won't stop shaking
*memories*
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Fellows, you know the sex is GOOD when she gives your slinger it's own name!!!!
I was at the mall yesterday eating at the food core & oh man, I saw this couple chatting at the table. I could hear everything they were saying! The woman said, "So, let's hurry up & get home so I can feel "MR. BIGGUMS!" & when she said this, his eyes perked up, he got excited & all of the sudden started eating faster! Now come on now, I know good & damn well that man's real name wasn't "Mr. Biggums!" SOMEBODY'S got a great sex life!