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The Shoe size theory (Page 2)
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wait wat?!
LOL Perfect, absolutely perfect.
OK, I have been good for two days, two whole days, doggone it!!!!!
Try again....
OK, I have been good for two days, two whole days, doggone it!!!!!
That is a long, long, time for me to be good!!!!!
So, venusianbull, ya' don't serve Rocky Mountain Oysters where you work, how bout a "Fur burger with a side order of tater tits"?
Bottom Line: In the end of the day, we all need/want a partner who 'Can' communicated with you. Since sex is such an important part of a relationship (regardless of if you are looking for a life-partner or doing serial-monogamy). You need to have those discussions.
-What are your boundaries?
-What works best for you?
-Okay we tried that. How can we make it better next time?
-Uhm, let's not do that one again.
-Whatever the discussions are they need to be open.
And if you can actually communicated that (on the fly) w/o getting embarrassed...so much the better. Because almost no one is perfect out-of-the-box.
Indeed, the key is practice, practice, practice.....
Very true. Everyone started out as a virgin at SOME point. None of us can really brag about how experienced or "good" we may be now b/c at some point in time, we all started from the bottom & pushed ourselves through trial & error to the top. So I have to keep that in mind when I'm dating someone who may not be the best in bed. Maybe they will be come next year if I'd just teach them a thing or too or be patient, especially if they're "good" in all other areas of personality or in the relationship.
I think it's quite silly to be with someone only & primarily b/c they are great sexual partners. Hell, prostitutes are probably better at sex than the average woman, BUT thank goodness I don't see men "wifing" them up that often. So this is where I give men credit. They DO have the ability to seek beauty AND brains or else, they'd actually be wifing up prostitutes, porn stars, or hoes!
Hoes are exactly that...hoes...it's actually NOT that hard to find someone who is sexually "all that," BUT it is much harder to find someone who can "show up & show out" iin other areas!
To me, there's no gain or victory in being with someone all b/c they're great sexually. 1. B/c 1 day their sex drive will dramatically decrease or stop functioning altogether! What would we do then?! And 2. B/c sex can only occur so many minutes or hours throughout an entire day, so it's best to actually LIKE a person for what you have to put up with the majority of the rest of the day: personality & their character.
Posted by dofacc
Try again....OK, I have been good for two days, two whole days, doggone it!!!!!
That is a long, long, time for me to be good!!!!!
So, venusianbull, ya' don't serve Rocky Mountain Oysters where you work, how bout a "Fur burger with a side order of tater tits"?
LOL Two days is quite a strain! How you did it is beyond me. I'll have to check the menu and make sure...hmmmmm all I see are platters. Would you like a soda or a coffee to start? 😉
No, there's no truth to that. My ex wore a size 9 and was kinda of a small man, but is very well endowed.
"THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO CORRELATION BETWEEN A MAN'S HANDS, FEET, NOSE, HEIGHT, OR WEIGHT WITH THE SIZE OF HIS DONG. None. Nada. Believe what you want, but them's the facts.
I've seen 5'2" guys with 11" slongs; and, 6'4" guys with vienna sausages."
YEP.
Idk honestly I don't really look at the guys feet that I date, but the biggest one I've been with was a guy who was very tall and had big feet. The smallest was an asian dude who probably had the smallest out of both of them. I think that was due to race tho...lol
Posted by LibraSid
I would just like to point out that you've made it impossible for a guy to answer this thread...You're comparing our shoe size to whether we have a hammer or just a nail. No guy with a baby dick is going to admit it regardless what is shoe size is so that eliminates half the possible choices. Then you told us that even if we're packing some heat we can't tell you that because you want to be surprised.
What are we supposed to say?
All I can really say is that the guy with big feet, big hands, big ears, and a big nose better have something going on down there cause he's a pretty goofy looking guy.
5'9 size 11>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I proudly wear a shirt with a arrow pointing down to my (small accomplishment) that states "Home of the angry inch since 1979".😛
^ LMAO That's tremendous!
Posted by LibraSid
I would just like to point out that you've made it impossible for a guy to answer this thread...You're comparing our shoe size to whether we have a hammer or just a nail. No guy with a baby dick is going to admit it regardless what is shoe size is so that eliminates half the possible choices. Then you told us that even if we're packing some heat we can't tell you that because you want to be surprised.
What are we supposed to say?
All I can really say is that the guy with big feet, big hands, big ears, and a big nose better have something going on down there cause he's a pretty goofy looking guy.
5'9 size 11>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I proudly wear a shirt with a arrow pointing down to my (small accomplishment) that states "Home of the angry inch since 1979".😛
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lmao nice
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Come with me now Lib *holding out hand, wrinkling nose and tilting head back like "g'wan..take it"*..to a fantastical place. One filled with such twists and turns that it fair boggles the mind...
What you did wascally wabbit was inadvertently declare open season. The beauty part is I pointed it out. 😉