flipyourwig
@flipyourwig
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To Jealous Guys...
LMAO!!!
*picks self up off the floor*
*picks self up off the floor*
I think it is f---ing hilarious myself. Since I anticipate a lot of people will be throwing around "I think my D is bigger and sweeter than anyone else" biz on moi, I really don't. I'm as average as a skinny as opposed to WWE Star Muscles, socially awkward gringo can be.
I think I am the result of what happens when women get "C--k Goggles" Meaning when they have been in a relationship for a long period of time and are unhappy, even Napoleon Dynamite starts to look like a viable sexual option.
I feel that in the place I live, single women like taken men and taken women like single guys. I think that is how everyone here anyway gets into relationships like a big never-ending swingers party.
As much I am dreading my ultimate Nightmare On Elm Street scenario about to happen in the next 2 months, one positive is that I'm getting the hell out of this sh-thole right after.
Even if that wasn't going on, the whole "All The C--ks look bigger and prettier at closing time" mentality women have here would fall short with me. I regret to inform them that my pencil di-k won't do the trick.
I think I am the result of what happens when women get "C--k Goggles" Meaning when they have been in a relationship for a long period of time and are unhappy, even Napoleon Dynamite starts to look like a viable sexual option.
I feel that in the place I live, single women like taken men and taken women like single guys. I think that is how everyone here anyway gets into relationships like a big never-ending swingers party.
As much I am dreading my ultimate Nightmare On Elm Street scenario about to happen in the next 2 months, one positive is that I'm getting the hell out of this sh-thole right after.
Even if that wasn't going on, the whole "All The C--ks look bigger and prettier at closing time" mentality women have here would fall short with me. I regret to inform them that my pencil di-k won't do the trick.
@Capgirl- Aw damn, you got me. I should come clean now about liking to take a dip down the Hershey Trail. Gotta love that sweet milk chocolate. Might as well have my coming out party now -
@Exo - It seems the longer one is single, faith in entering into long term relationships reduces dramatically when seeing stuff like what you described. Ain't gonna lie my gender is nothing but hopeless double-standard having machete welding sociopaths.
@Ninjafish - Was the ex you were talking about an Aries or Moon In Aries by chance? Sure sounds like one. I get along well with aries dudes friendship wise for the most part. But they can be taxing as friends too. I'm a mellow (but not hippie a-hole) dude a majority of the time. The anger and volatility from Aries gets a little much.
It's sad how people assume that even in casual conversation, it's all about the D to the P.
I dont get the issue people have with being single. If you're not happy in a relationship GTFO PERIOD. If you're seriously thinking about wanting a happy ending from the opposite sex then your relationship is a complete farce.
The longer I'm single, the more jaded I get solely based off seeing how taken women in my city behave. The south is as repressed as it gets. You see this crap happen less in places like LA or New York. Women in those types of places seem to have some backbone. In the sense of not giving a damn about what other people think about getting their sex in the champagne room on with whoever when single. If more women would either A) Be single and go get laid like the guys do or just be honest with themselves about what they want out of a relationship, there would be a lot less drama.
BTW just so it's not confused as far as my opinion on the battle of the sexes goes, I hate both men and women equally.
Our society is going to be completely f---ed when it comes to dating 20 years from now
@Ninjafish - Was the ex you were talking about an Aries or Moon In Aries by chance? Sure sounds like one. I get along well with aries dudes friendship wise for the most part. But they can be taxing as friends too. I'm a mellow (but not hippie a-hole) dude a majority of the time. The anger and volatility from Aries gets a little much.
It's sad how people assume that even in casual conversation, it's all about the D to the P.
I dont get the issue people have with being single. If you're not happy in a relationship GTFO PERIOD. If you're seriously thinking about wanting a happy ending from the opposite sex then your relationship is a complete farce.
The longer I'm single, the more jaded I get solely based off seeing how taken women in my city behave. The south is as repressed as it gets. You see this crap happen less in places like LA or New York. Women in those types of places seem to have some backbone. In the sense of not giving a damn about what other people think about getting their sex in the champagne room on with whoever when single. If more women would either A) Be single and go get laid like the guys do or just be honest with themselves about what they want out of a relationship, there would be a lot less drama.
BTW just so it's not confused as far as my opinion on the battle of the sexes goes, I hate both men and women equally.
Our society is going to be completely f---ed when it comes to dating 20 years from now
Id have to agree that dating is going to be f---ed in 20 years. I think in some way it has already become. The romance is lost. Before people courted. Learned about eachother. Became friends. Planned a life. Etc. Now we type on a phone or pc for twenty minutes, meet for a drink and get the d and p wet and ohh love.. then we wonder why when this catch lasts more then a night some dude is mean muggin us at the book store for doing nothing at all? Well back track a bit. If a foundation for the relationship had existed trust would have been built. Now that a couple of bozos rushed into things after a typing frenzy what could they expect. No trust to be established that way. Its like my friend married a chick he had an affair with when he was married. She dosent trust him! And looks at me confused when I tell him why! Are you serious bud? You built a marriage off of infidelity and expect her not to think you'll cheat on her too? Yeah bud, pigs are flying! So, moving on. I'm old fashioned on the issue. I think the society through the govts help is steering away from traditional roles and marriage. This confusing both men and weman. we're doomed! As for the confrontational guy. I just respond. " you have nothing to fear my friend, I only sleep with attractive women." And go about my day. Although, I do feel somewhat pleased that whatever dudes girl was eye screwing me or what have you. it makes no mind to me, I'm in it for miss right, not miss right now. Plus, if she can't show the dude she's with some respect, ill bet she'll do the same to me. So, I chuckle and move on. They're kind of like a fart. Noticed quickly, but gone with the wind!
Posted by shawnman79
Id have to agree that dating is going to be f---ed in 20 years. I think in some way it has already become. The romance is lost. Before people courted. Learned about eachother. Became friends. Planned a life. Etc. Now we type on a phone or pc for twenty minutes, meet for a drink and get the d and p wet and ohh love..
The romance is most certainly not lost. It's your own fault for seeking romance with women from the wrong league. Stick to your own league!
You're talking about the old days..... But in the old days women had to hide their desires, wants and needs & the men were acting like gentlemen but were still the same wandering dildos underneath. Nothing has changed, we are just more open these days! Sexual revolution 2.0
I don't like it any more than you do, but here we are....
@ninjafish. My little sis is a cappy. We are very close. I thank u for the compliment.
as for the date in my leauge. I do and its the majors. I wasn't getting into the old days topic of how it was so hard for ladies and blah blah. The feminist movement never sheded any light on the happy ladies and marriages of old. It wouldn't have helped there cause! But they existed and still do. True family morals are what id like to see more of. Instead of the super hwy. Iinternet version of the 70's free sex,drugs and rock in roll.it looks like the more moral a person has the less right they are and those wiothout are rewarded. Its backwards. I do agree things are more transparent these days, but that doesn't mean they are more true or geniune. Actually I would say it makes it harder to get to the truth. Its a free for all. And society has become what is called useful idiots. Those who will gladly promote your case for you thinking they are doing it for themselves meanwhile further harming everything society has or had to offer. The institution of marriage and family is a good example of such a thing. Now traditional commitment is frowned upon and replaced with short term promises and bed hopping. And its now acceptable! I don't feel it to be so, but I'm traditional. But that makes me wrong. I was done with cheap bed bugs years ago, regaurdless of what society says I'm demanding a real lady. Its too bad we live in a hell of whores. Both men and women. Otherwise, I might have found it already.
as for the date in my leauge. I do and its the majors. I wasn't getting into the old days topic of how it was so hard for ladies and blah blah. The feminist movement never sheded any light on the happy ladies and marriages of old. It wouldn't have helped there cause! But they existed and still do. True family morals are what id like to see more of. Instead of the super hwy. Iinternet version of the 70's free sex,drugs and rock in roll.it looks like the more moral a person has the less right they are and those wiothout are rewarded. Its backwards. I do agree things are more transparent these days, but that doesn't mean they are more true or geniune. Actually I would say it makes it harder to get to the truth. Its a free for all. And society has become what is called useful idiots. Those who will gladly promote your case for you thinking they are doing it for themselves meanwhile further harming everything society has or had to offer. The institution of marriage and family is a good example of such a thing. Now traditional commitment is frowned upon and replaced with short term promises and bed hopping. And its now acceptable! I don't feel it to be so, but I'm traditional. But that makes me wrong. I was done with cheap bed bugs years ago, regaurdless of what society says I'm demanding a real lady. Its too bad we live in a hell of whores. Both men and women. Otherwise, I might have found it already.
I ALWAYS WHIP MY DICK OUT AND START PEEING ON EVERYTHING TO MARK MY TURF
Posted by james tate
I ALWAYS WHIP MY DICK OUT AND START PEEING ON EVERYTHING TO MARK MY TURF
Hmmmm....mental image.
*runs away*
I WOULD NOT PEE ON YOU THERE ARE OTHER WAYS OF MARKING YOUR TURF.
HAHAHA Bloody hilarious, Thanks for the Laugh!
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