I LOVE YOU BUT I WANT TO CHOKE YOU Part two....

This topic was created in the Sagittarius forum by MrFirebird on Monday, October 3, 2011 and has 10 replies.

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@MrFirebird
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That's what my Sagittarian lady said.... I had asked about here a while back and if she was being kinky.....
Wellll...... I actually forgot why she said it and I just now remembered:
She said that after I posted this on an FB page...
(She IS accident prone and I am a retired Professional Cross-Country Truck Driver)

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Posted by Reason
Ahahaha, I had a really good laugh, thanks, man 🙂

as for your story .. no idea, really .. i'm not a lady

however, out of 4 coombis which would you pick?

Can I just drive off a cliff and we'll call it a day—

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Lmao! That was funny. I'm very goofy except when walking in high heels. That I've mastered for some reason. But I don't like to hear that about myself. My sag ex yelled at me and said, "You're so fucking goofy!". I almost choked him. 😢

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Posted by Reason
^ if they can save your life

Or.... write you a speeding ticket on the Grapevine hill blocking off the runaway truck ramp.

It actually happened to me. I was pullin' an empty 53 footer with a hot rod Freightliner
on what we call "turn and burn" routes, where one driver meets the other driver the half-way
point. I was northbound, going down the grade doin' 50 miles per hour in a 30 mile an hour zone.
30 mph is for the truck lane.
I was in the fast lane. loaded trucks are supposed to gear down and slow down. I was empty and
had plenty of brakes and was doin' fine.
Our yard was in Gardena.... San Pedro is a spit distance away from Gardena where our truck yard.
Kern County didn't see it my way... and I paid the $ 350 speeding ticket and went on my way.
It was the first and only time I ever got a speeding ticket. Pretty damned good luck considering
I've exceeding the limit all over the US for more than 3/4ths of the million+ miles I've driven.
Not trying to sound like a bad ass - just stating the truth.