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Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21)

Right out the chute I am going to tell you...THEY LOVE TO BE SHAVED.
True love is being shaved.
Sagittarius love is being shaved by someone they love.
And they LOVE to travel.
They are constantly moving.
They are always packing and going somewhere. They are the outdoorsy type. Why fuck in a tent when you can be surrounded by Sequoias under a moonlit night and have sex? Sags will Fuck Everywhere! Most Sags flash body parts and are closet nudists. They will be the first to register for nude volleyball at the nudist resort. Don't get me wrong, they have a TON of provocative clothing at home, but they like to be naked. EVERYWHERE.
They don't know why its against the law to drive naked in a convertable especially. It just doesn't seem right. Downright Anti-American to them. They are also bleeding heart causefighters. They believe that sex is a biological function amongst friends...why fight it when you can fuck it? A perfect night for them is to :
Talk. Fuck. Talk. Fuck. Go out and look at sea otters..Pick some flowers...Talk. Fuck. Laugh. Have a drink. Talk. Fuck. Dinner. Fuck. Sleep. Fuck and Fuck some more!
Male Sags have more fetishes than a female Sag. Foot fetishes...Lingerie...Female Sags are nature lovers: Do it in the bushes, Sex on the beach, in the ocean, hell behind the local laundrymat! Kinky? they Love Kinky. Wear that pirate getup for these girls, they'll be on their knees in a heartbeat. They'll dress kinky and skip the panties under a short skirt if you're going out on the town, just to get you going, and I do mean going~ these girls want it all night long! Whipped cream, body oils and bondage,Licking and sucking, whatever it takes to keep the party going! . They believe in doing it and doing it often! fucking before the movie starts..., fucking at the theatre during the previews and maybe a quick blowjob on the way home.
Sag females love sexing up your whole body! Give them a chance, there won't be a body part they haven't sucked licked or fucked!You can touch them anywhere and they got hott cause they're freaky like that! They love leg rubs and jacuzzis, this is because their thighs are a hot spot...They'll be the ones holding you up fucking in the closet at your friends housewarming party at two in the morning. They are built for lot and lots of sex in any way shape or form, kinky or slow teasing, fast and hard or slow and easy~ if you want to get your freak on, Sagittarians are the way to go! None

That's an exxageration. 😛

*laughs* To an extent.. but mostly true.. but I had thought it was because my venus was in Scorpio was the reason I was a sex addict?

However, I would like to comment on something. Most Sagi's I do know are up for sex almost always.. but they love the act of teasing more then anything. And the allure of hmm secret icy is huge. So the exhibitionist part is right, its that allure of doing something that can get them caught.. and like to be quiet about the whole affair.. hmm a inside joke almost with that partner. It gives them something to tease with.. Tease us, we purr...and tease back, without mercy.

That's a little bit out there for me. Yes, I love sex but, I agree with tznkitten about the teasing. The teasing is what makes it so fun. I like to be spontaneous and have sex in some crazy place but it has to be with someone I'm dating and feel comfortable with. Nature is my favorite except that I got in a little trouble the last time I did that. It's not fun when you get arrested for it. It was dark and some nosey person saw us go into a field and then called the police. (Apparrently they weren't getting any) The thrill of almost getting caught is great but not the getting caught part. My experiences have been at the beach (many times), in the woods (many times), All through the house, hot tubs, roofs, trains, cars and I'm sure there are other places I can't remember right now and there are places I still haven't tried. I'm always up for some new adventure. I just have to find someone to explore with me which, I hope I just might of found him. Oh....I also love to cuddle too. 😉