So funny, I practically pissed myself..

Someone else posted this a while back but I wanted to dig it up again because I found really true and funny.

Darkside Sagittarius:

You are reckless, tactless and an obnoxious oaf with a morbid fear of restraint and an addiction to losing your shirt. You are brash, crass, loudmouthed and impetuous, but not stupid. You know that if you look remorseful enough, odds are you'll get away with any kind of naughtiness. You are a mindless hooligan and game for anything risky, violent and pointless. No one keeps you on a tight rein, or any rein at all. You crash your way through any barriers. You run from commitments. You tell it like it is without waiting to be asked. You can't keep secrets. You're not here to live only once; you live twice and then some. Whatever you do, you take it to the limit and push it over the edge. Gambling is your biggest vice. You love to fight, preferably within a large crowd. Sometimes you don't even care how or why it started as long as you're in the middle of it. You're a loose cannon.

Your sex life is rigorous, adventurous, energetic and enthusiastic. You love sex and exert so much overzealous passion that you often leave your partners spent and breathless. You want your partner to feel loved during sex so you make kind sentiments of love to them but rarely follow through with it after the sex is over. You want to have sexual adventures with as many people as possible. You can not be tethered. You don't do well with routine and boredom, so you bolt, usually in the middle of the night.

In social gatherings, you are the relentless life of the party. Careless and indiscriminate, you will relate to anybody, but not for long, just in case they try to tie you down. You have affairs because you can't resist adventures.

You're not lazy at work. You tend to get bored easily so typically run three or four jobs at once. If stuck in an office, you will play pranks out of boredom. You tend to be a risk to employers because of your hyperactivity. You often crash at a friend's house because you either don't have a home of your own or don't really care to go there. Home to you is wherever you throw your hat. You never stay anywhere for long.

It's so scary how true that is.

yea it is.. i can be 60% or more of what been stated

I love ittt.
I'm glad we Sagittariuses can laugh at ourselves.



"with a morbid fear of restraint"
Lol it is morbid. I won't even sleep in a bed with the sheets tucked.


"You can't keep secrets."
This made me smile the most, because it's so true.
Everyone knew what they were getting for Christmas from me this year. Funny story: I was at the mall with my mother and she saw this Burts Bees gift set and was like "oooh, nice." & I'm like yeah I already got that for you... *huge sigh* I'm like God I feel so much better now that there are no more secrets between us. 🙂

^^^ Ha same here B.

Right. You know, I was just realizing how much I embarrsess myself. Like without trying and how I can't even face those people I fully embarrss myself in front of EVER again. Like over the long period of time I had been doing it without realizing cause I'm so tackless about shit. Where is my shame?

Lol. You probably have none. 🙂 Whatevss

"You are reckless, tactless and an obnoxious oaf with a morbid fear of restraint and an addiction to losing your shirt. You are brash, crass, loudmouthed and impetuous, but not stupid."

Check.


"You are a mindless hooligan and game for anything risky, violent and pointless. No one keeps you on a tight rein, or any rein at all. You crash your way through any barriers."

Check.

"You tell it like it is without waiting to be asked. You're not here to live only once; you live twice and then some. Whatever you do, you take it to the limit and push it over the edge. Gambling is your biggest vice. You love to fight, preferably within a large crowd. Sometimes you don't even care how or why it started as long as you're in the middle of it. You're a loose cannon."

Definite check on this hahaha!

"Your sex life is rigorous, adventurous, energetic and enthusiastic. You love sex and exert so much overzealous passion that you often leave your partners spent and breathless. You want your partner to feel loved during sex so you make kind sentiments of love to them but rarely follow through with it after the sex is over. You want to have sexual adventures with as many people as possible. You can not be tethered. You don't do well with routine and boredom, so you bolt, usually in the middle of the night."

Check, except I love routine.

"In social gatherings, you are the relentless life of the party. Careless and indiscriminate, you will relate to anybody, but not for long, just in case they try to tie you down. You have affairs because you can't resist adventures."

Check.

"You're not lazy at work. You tend to get bored easily so typically run three or four jobs at once. If stuck in an office, you will play pranks out of boredom. You tend to be a risk to employers because of your hyperactivity. You often crash at a friend's house because you either don't have a home of your own or don't really care to go there. Home to you is wherever you throw your hat. You never stay anywhere for long."

My god the more I read the more I start to realize that they just described my entire life.

Ha right?

DK .... you are an Aquarius !!!!!!!!!

all my sag side agrees 😛

"DK .... you are an Aquarius !!!!!!!!!"

I know. 🙂