Would you Rather...

k, this must be either be a bad month for us sags, and nobody has any good relationships to go on about, or a really good month and everybody is just busy treetrunking.

just in case its the former, let's play would you rather .. I'll start.

Please answer and make up another.

Would you Rather:

Go skiing in Aspen Colorado ... or ... get a full body massage at a resort in the Bahamas.

hmmm, its been pretty cold lately, so I'll have to go with the cuddle option.

Would you rather:

Get a dozen roses and a box of chocolate covered strawberries from your true love ... or ... win a year's worth of free gas from some radio station contest.

Posted by sagiluv
Hmm...I love Roses, But I rather not pay for gas for an entire Year!!
"I'll choose a year's worth of Free Gas"

Would you rather:

Win the lottery ..... or ..... Find your Soul Mate & True Long Lasting Love & Happyness?

Wow, that's a hard one. How big of a lottery are we talking? If just some scrawny 3 million dollar one, I'm thinking I'd rather find my soul mate. But if your talking about some multi state mega-millions 200 million dollar pot, then my soul mate will just have to find me 😛

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Would you rather:

Be able to read other people's true thoughts ... or ... be able to predict the future

most definately the underdog who overcomes all sorts of mechanical failures and, flying by the seat of his pants, shoots the bad guys out of the sky to save the day 🙂

Appear in a TV drama doing a make out session w/ your favorite actor/actress ... or ... win $ 10,000 being a dork on "Are you smarter than a 5th grader?"

I'd take the high paying job ... so I can build my mansion just the way I want it

Would you rather:

Introduce to your mom at a church pot luck dinner, a bf/gf who has a big nose ring ... or ... Introduce to your dad at a pool party, a bf/gf who has a tramp stamp.

I'd have to go w/ the ugly celeb. I'm just thinking that being in that circle should get me into the pants of MANY attractive persons 😛 What can I say? Sags are practical.

ok, last one from me for a while ...

If you were poisoned and your only chance to survive were the antidote in a jello shot ... would you rather:

lap it up off your bathroom floor ... or ... off your best friend's boob? ( for guys ... i guess your best friend's man boob )

Yep, I agree AquaLeo ... give me the tight bod ... for me it's more about being able to do the things I like to do. Haha, and I can swim, skate, and climb just fine with the ugly face

on yours ... I'd rather have the eq ... social skills rule

Sagiluv, you're good at this game (wish we could play over some drinks), so here's another one for you:

Have your totally hot personal trainer tell you that you have the most perfect body he has ever had the privilege of working on ... or ... find a love note from a secret admirer

Love note from a secret admirer....personal trainer bit is totally creepy.
I switched physical therapists because my original one was too hot and it was creeping me out. It's a medical setting y'know? Like where does he get off looking all hot....

Anyways,

Would you rather be stuck on an ice berg with a polar bear, or stuck on an island with King Kong? 😄

HA HAHAAHHAAAAAAA

fun to come for a change to Saggi boards. Havent been here for a while, but I do miss me a sagittarius man. 😄

you guys: jru2 & sagiluv sound like same person 😛

besides... that game you are playing "would you rather" has been invented by a friend of mine. Cant call her close friend, but she is gemini.

so how is Bratislava? Still planting carrots and radishes or would you rather have that Aries as your girlfriend?

Hey FUM red,

Long time.

Your freaking me out just a little bringing up Bratislava ... haven't heard from her in a long while 😢 I have no place to plant a veggie garden that I'm likely to be around long enough to harvest 😢 haha, of course I'd love to still be seeing that Aries ... although that would be a bit creepy at this point since she is currently knocked up ( by her husband ). I actually did get to have a quick visit w/ her not too long ago. She still looks good ... even w/ that basketball under her shirt. 🙂

Ok, rock on Sagi luv ... sounds like you have started drinking, and that's when this game gets interesting. think I have to go with the frog on that one (big surprise there, huh?)

hmmm ... i'm not drinking yet so keeping it PG still .. maybe I'll log back on about 3am 😛

Would you rather:

Be exempt from all traffic violations, speeding, red lights, DUI, parking in handicap spots, (everyone just has to stay out of your way) ... or ... never have to pay any taxes, ever again

Posted by FUMRedFairy_tales
HA HAHAAHHAAAAAAA

fun to come for a change to Saggi boards. Havent been here for a while, but I do miss me a sagittarius man. 😄

You refering to that particular sag man? or any sag man ... 'cause I could probably pencil you in 😛

oh wow... that basketball thingy was truly surprise for me reading, jrus

I believe pisces was part of breaking that connection between you two.

the sag guy I fancied, wanted to meet me again at few occasions. Twice he wrote. Last time, I think was november/december. I mean in intervals he suddenly started writing and wanted to know of my whereabouts, wanted to meet again, etc, but I wasnt up to the casual thing anymore. Perhaps if I had allowed myself to meet him without the sexy part -- I can't know of course -- perhaps we would have developed a small friendship first. I know there was something there between him and me.

Not sure how a sag man's mind works, if he can switch from no-friend-but-benefits to friends and perhaps benefits? ... lol

sorry for freaking you out, but those days in Bratislava brought some memory back for me too. I thought of the travel invite I had made to sag man to France... but he broke up with me at that time, and it was not to happen.

Have you thought of planting lettuce in a plant box or would you rather have a pint of beer at a local pub and celebrate president's day?

Posted by jru2

Posted by FUMRedFairy_tales
HA HAHAAHHAAAAAAA

fun to come for a change to Saggi boards. Havent been here for a while, but I do miss me a sagittarius man. 😄

You refering to that particular sag man? or any sag man ... 'cause I could probably pencil you in 😛

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LOL... I wouldnt mind being pencilled in 😄

I can't even believe myself why on earth I rejected such invite from happy saggi on first place... lol

Posted by sagiluv

Would you rather:

have a job as a poop-scooper at the zoo ....... or ...... have a job at Pizza Hut Holding their advertizing sign out to the traffic—?

I'm starting to see a trend here sagi w/ the animal thing ... are you a wild one 😄 Really, a horse? you didn't say if I would get a step ladder or anything ... OMG this could go downhill fast

Hmmm, this pooper scooper vs. human sign post is really tough one. On one hand, it would be sooooo interesting seeing all the weird stuff those animals poop out, and plus I could probably take girls to zoo for a private show if I had all the keys. On the sign thing, what a golden op to flirt with all the girls that drive by. decisions decisions, wow, tough one.

Posted by FUMRedFairy_tales

Not sure how a sag man's mind works, if he can switch from no-friend-but-benefits to friends and perhaps benefits? ... lol

Well, I can only speak for myself, but ... once a friend always a friend ... if you can get my attention that is, and so maybe you would have to shake me and say "stop being a jerk"

Ok, it's snowing outside now, time for me to get out of here and enjoy.

enjoy the snow, jrusseau

you never know who will be in your path and you accidentially may slip over a poo than ice and hit the dream girl who was waiting for you all along

If I am going to hold the sign and get pizza from the Hut, I am so there. Fav pizza is from pizza hut 😛

Would you rather not pay taxes for the rest of your life or have sex with anyone you choose for 1 week?

sagiluv ... the sex? really? that doesn't sound like you 😛

Hmmm, I'm feeling superficial today, so I'd rather date the good looking person.

Would you rather:

Go to rehab in Mississippi for a sex addiction ... or ... go to Cirque Lodge for coke addiction guess I could have said, would you rather be Tiger Woods or Lindsay Lohan

Posted by sagiluv
I would have to Choose "Tiger Woods" =)

Would you rather:

BE with Someone "you truly Love" But they don't love you .............or.............Someone who "truly loves you" but you do not Love——??

deep ... i'd rather be w/ someone i love ... guess this means I should dump the fish and lock the ram up in my dungeon

Would you rather:

be a NUDE news anchor, where you have to strip as you do the news ... or teach your dad how to go down on a woman and make it feel oh so good?

The strip one.

Would you rather date jru2 or give him a sharp slap on behalf of a lot of women??!

haha, very funny ... actually that last one was what some girl asked me ... except it was to teach mom how to give a good bj. Yeah, I took the strip option too. That girl was crazy, i liked her ... too bad she had a bf.

Another bad one she asked ... would I rather get a bj from a hot chick that was all teeth ... or from an old lady w/ gums.

had to go with the gums there.

When I 1st came to dxpland many, many years ago, I found a couple of folks that I just thought were amazing. Little Sparrow, if any of you have ever heard from her, is probably the reason I thought this would be a cool place to hang out. There was another post from a past user, who I thought was sooooo cool. I remember looking up her profile and being disappointed that she hadn't longed in for months. I was like, darn she's gone. Ah, but folks sometimes never leave, they just change their names. Kunoichi, I take back every nice thing I ever thought about you!!! ...not really 🙂

Posted by sagiluv

Would you rather:

Jump off a Cliff ..........or......... Burn inside a building?

(sorry this is a cruel one)

I'd wait 'til my clothes catch fire and then jump out of the building so I can have a cool little smoke trail on the way down.

Would you rather:

Live in a space colony in orbit around Jupiter ... or ... live in a secret underwater city where you could see a pretty coral reef outside your window.

Lol ... I'm just glad all you girls didn't list out 50+ body parts you were willing to sacrifice 😛

For a guy...

Would you rather:

Go on a date w/ both Sagi and Jade together ... or ... sit at home, make some pop-corn, tie two cat's tails together, and throw them over a clothes line in the back yard.

*takes another handful of popcorn*

*omg, can't wait 'til they get to the kiss and make up part*

...don't make me bend both of you over my knee and spank you like the red-headed step child I never had. I would really hate to have to do that, I mean I wouldn't enjoy that at all. It would be terrible for me in fact ... i would really really hate to have to do that.

*finishes popcorn ... hmmm, maybe I could make some gloves w/ all this fur on the ground ... I call them dragiluv mittens*

lol ... I think you two want each other 😛

Oh jru2.. man we are density to be ALONE, I SWEAR!

*destined

Ok, I have a padded fight ring built out in my bedroom. Ladies, choose your weapon: swim noodle, pillow, bonker gloves, or a super soaker (full of baby oil).

No biting, scratching, or eye googling ... anything else goes. I'll be the ref and I won't charge my usual fee to run this one ... I'm very generous like that sometimes. If anyone gets too crazy in there, I'll just have to step in and get between you.

*rings bell*

Posted by jru2
Would you rather: Go on a date w/ both Sagi and Jade together ... or

I'd rather slide down a 50 foot razor blade into a vat of alcohol.

Would you rather: Go blind or deaf?

a scorp cusper giving agony to happy sags I see....

moreso... she needs break in to some bakery... hypoglycemia

lmao ariessun ... a full on brawl did we get ... and from a guy's perspective, wow, soooo sexy 😛

Life is good in sagi-land, how's your world of Aries?