7 types of sex

Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:

>> The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex This
>>kind of sex happens
>> When you first meet someone and you both have
>>sex until you are blue in
>> The face.

>> The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This
>>is when you have
>> Been with your partner for a short time and you
>>are so horny you will
>> Have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

>> The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This
>>is when you have
>> Been with your partner for a long time. Your sex
>>has gotten routine and
>> You usually have sex only in your bedroom.

>>The 4th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex,
>>which means you get
>> Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun
>>at night.

>> The 5th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This
>>is when you have
>> Been with your partner for too long. When you
>>pass each other in the
>> Hallway you both say "fuck you."


>> The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. This is
>>when you cannot
>> Stand your wife any more. She takes you to court
>>and fucks you over in front
>> Of everyone

>> And last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is
>>called: Social
>> Security Sex. You get a little each month.
>> But not enough to live on

Yea I kno Hallway Sex lol happened almost every night before I finally left my husband lol

Looking back i was sooo scared...but hey I wouldn't be anywhere else but where i am right now!

Hillarious!