ahh, good morning fellow scorps.

woke up this morning with a cancer girlie in bed with me, was made some chocolate chip pancakes, listened to some good music and had a cigarette - lovely morning. i hope you're all as well as i =)

kuno, bad cancer experience? i'm sorry to hear that - this girl was just a one-nighter, tho. nothing too deep.

i have decided to hold out for either a Scorpio, Libra, or Virgo.

What do you guys think since I'm a Taury?

"this girl was just a one-nighter, tho. nothing too deep."
"wow, and she made you choc chip pancakes?? R U sure she thinks it's only a one-nighter?"

lol

after-sex comment by a cancer: "so, when are we getting married?"

😉

I find it amusing that although this girl was a one-night stand, he still took the time to find out what her sign was...

lol

houston: he still took the time to find out what her sign was...

me: so, are you legal?
her: yep. 18
me: when did you turn 18?

how easy it to get somebody's sun sign, eh?

and i want a pisces girl.

oh but this one's good, Atl Myst...she was a Pisces and made him breakfast...

*rolls eyes*

if you want a pisces girl, stop whoring around with others whom you're leading on. i bet this cancer girl left your place on cloud 9 thinking the two of you have this great connection...little does she know that she's a one-time thing because you "want a pisces girl".

hey girls, everyone needs some loving now and then. i took care of her being sick to her stomach through the night, things were pleasant and i took her back to her place (she can't drive yet 🙂 )

atlantic, i don't care what you hope. you don't know me or my sex habits, so keep your grade school "ewww!" pom poms to yourself. thanks.

houston, you're right, sex is a lead on. but everyone has to learn that for themselves, just like you and i did, and i'm not taking responsibility for other people's life epiphanies. and i'm not "whoring around" - i have certain needs that need be fulfilled, and it so happens those needs depend upon a certain level of "selfishness." all sex is selfish. i know, i know - having sex before marriage. i'm going to hell.

and JD, you're on the dot - i'm doing things while i can while i'm young. i always enjoy your posts 🙂

wait, she can't drive yet? so she's under 17 and you're 19? Hope she or her parents don't decide to press statutory rapes charges on you.

right - so, atlantic, enlighten me - how have i become a whore by expressing my happiness at having just slept with a good girl? because it was a one night stand? because one person has a one night stand, that makes them a whore? maybe i should bust out a bible for you too, because you're obviously not living in the 21st century.

"a skanky litte typical scorpio boy." wow, you may as well have just called me a poopy-head as far as the validity and logic of your statement goes. way to reel in the ad hominem. i salute you. what do you look like? halloween is coming up, and i want to be just lke you. would a thick stick up a big styrafoam ass be acceptable, or would you prefer something less realistic?

houston, i'm gold, baby, i'm gold. no girl is ever gonna rat on my game.

uh huh...

famous last words...we have 'em right here.

I guarantee that if you piss off or hurt the wrong girl, it WILL backfire on you. And it might not be an illegal 17 year old or younger; it might be someone of legal age....and then you better sleep with one eye open...Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned...

You think you're gold because you don't speak the truth to these girls whoring up with you.

i always speak the truth. i might not explicity say, 'this is going to be a one night stand' because who says that? it's kind of assumed that since both parties don't know each other beyond cordial, intelligent conversation that nothing "deep" is meant by the sex. if some crazy chick wants to kill me, you know, then that's their problem.

enjoy "it" (one night stands) while it lasts wreck... because falling in love and then having sex complicates life a little bit as you get older (in a good way of course). ELGH god i'm glad i'm outta that horney/heartless sex i had in my teens 😛

Scorpio_wreck, you great big floozy u!

eeew gag BARF...you're icky

😛

pssst errybody...scorpio_wreck has cooties

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She's underage...technically if her parents found out (or if she wants to get back at him for some strange reason), they could charge him for statutory rape.

But hey, he's golden, as he said....more power to him.

unless I missed that, he didn't seem phased when I told him he could get charged. his words were that he was golden and no girl was going to rat on his game.

somewhere else he stated she couldn't drive yet...

btw, scorpio_wreck, good to see you had a nice night/morning, and felt content before writing about it on dxp 😛. cheers!

yeah no big deal. more power to him.

actually, i'm younger than him.

"And then people wonder why many men grow up to be the way they are now."

Wait, what?

or STD

I've heard Americans can be puritans, but jeeeesus chirst.

"Don't get offended because you have been a whore also!"

Let Him Without Sin Throw the First Stone, eh?

haha, way to the leave the post count at 69, guys. i love you all. 🙂

"Yama who the fuck told you Americans can be Puritans?"

...Robin Williams?😛

"The Puritans. Our ancestors. People so uptight the English kicked them out. How fucking anal do you have to be for the English to say 'get the fuck out!'"

"SB you get offended because you are a whore. you know very well. Otherwise you wouldn't be in here defending whores."

Oh, this is a great argument, if I defend people's rights to have a certain opinion, then I must agree with them. Right.

eh, go sit on a hot burner.

there's my intelligent contribution for the day.