Astro pets..........

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Aries: _ Anything, as long as it's got a lot of energy!

Taurus: _ A turtle: it's slow-moving, doesn't need a lot of attention, and won't compete with its owner for food.

Gemini: A talking parrot; need I say more? Well, of course I do, but--

Cancer: _ Anything, as long as it needs to be nurtured.

Leo: _ A big, bold, ferocious feline, as long as it doesn't compete with its owner's place in the sun.

Virgo: _ Let's see, I have to get up at 7:30 to feed it, let it out at 7:45, at 10:00 I need to go to the grocery store to pick up three cans of food, which will cost $ 3.86, including tax--

Libra _: Hm, good question. One the one hand, a dog is active, affectionate, and companionable. On the other hand, a cat is pretty independent and won't require as much time and attention. Oh, I don't know. What would you do? Are you sure?

Scorpio: _ A cat. Secretive, mysterious, and unpredictable. What's not to like?

Sagittarius: _ A horse, of course! Let_s hope it's got enough stamina to keep up with me.

Capricorn: Do I have to pay for it?

Aquarius _: A hamster. First, I've got to set up a detailed cage with tubes going from here to here, and an energy sensor--they don't make anything like that? That's okay, I'm sure what I come up with will be much better.

Pisces : Fish. When their owner forgets about them for weeks on end, they're easy to replace. If Pisces remembers to replace them...


I know I should be putting these up on the Astrology board, but it's so boring in there sometimes!!!!
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"Funny, the Chinese sign of the Pig/Boar corresponds with Scorpio."

"Contrary to its rather negative reputation in the West, the Pig of Chinese Astrology may be the most generous and honorable Sign of the Zodiac. Pigs are nice to a fault and possess impeccable manners and taste."(http://chinese.astrology.com/pig.html)

Most generous and honorable? Nice to a fault? Are you sure about this AB?