Birthday gift ideas for scorpio boyfriend?

It's scorpio season!!! My boyfriends birthday is coming up very soon and I'm still trying to figure out what to get him. He's not all that excited because to him it's just another day. I even asked what he would like for his birthday this year and he tells me "for it not to come" LOL! Anyways I still would like to so something special for him, like baking a cake but still no gift ideas. Any suggestions?

All things sexual is covered haha! Thank you Rabbit!

I think it must be cause the one im seeing isn't excited either. I am still going to make a deal out of it though. 🙂 I always think something personal is good. Mine has a huge map of the world on his bedroom wall. I asked him why he has it and he said that he likes to lay in bed and look at the places he wants to travel to. He wears suits to work so I am getting him globe cufflinks and a nice wooden box for them to go in with "So you have the world with you wherever you go" engraved on the box. I am also going to take him to dinner.

Here's an idea

Step 1. As soon as he wakes up nookie, and breakfast

Step 2. Take him shopping that way he already knows what he wants and u pay for it, then find a quick spot somewhere then give him nookie

Step 3. Take him to dinner, give him a little touchy under the table, the when your done eating, if your driving, another quicky in the car, but if not driving find a bathroom then give him more nookie

Step 4. Back home get creative try on a sexy teddy or just wear a bow with his favorite color, then tie him up or use handcuffs and rape his ass

Step 5. Thank me in the morning lmfao, cause I know he will be thanking u

The End

Hahahhahhahaha soooo true rabbit. Mine too! 😆 he really doesnt give a *** bout his birtday hahaha

Or holidays 😄

And indeeddddd best bdaygift is you in your birthdaysuit aka some sexy jarretels, stockings, peek a boo bra and thong Yuppppp yupppppp

Hella yea, make him remember his birthday girl

My ex still talks about what I did for him on his birthday

Oh I just thought that all the nookie was a given!!! 😉 I guess i will clearify and say I will also be wearing a little something naughty and a lot of the nookie. Also mine does not like me spending money on him so he will probably try paying for dinner. :/

Hahaha @sugerbear hahahahaa lmao wowwww we really have got ourselves some plutonian fella's hahahahaha mine doesnt want me spending money either hahahahahha

Posted by sugerbear
Oh I just thought that all the nookie was a given!!! 😉 I guess i will clearify and say I will also be wearing a little something naughty and a lot of the nookie. Also mine does not like me spending money on him so he will probably try paying for dinner. :/

Hope u have a fun time, don't forget to give us the pg-13 version of the birthday

Butterfly I know they are so funny. He never lets me pay for anything! It is sweet though. I know he will have a tough one with this but it's good for him. 🙂

Well it will actually be R rated but I can tone it down for everyone. hehe Come on Nikki if you were with a Scorp then you know how it is you put them an a Taurus together! My goodness best sex I have ever had...anything and everything goes! 😉

Posted by Rabbit
Is this a Scorpio guy thing? I never really get excited about my birthday.

Nope. Not a guy thing. Or it could be a guy + 1 weird chick thing.

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Is this a Scorpio guy thing? I never really get excited about my birthday.

Nope. Not a guy thing. Or it could be a guy + 1 weird chick thing.

My wife likes to make a big deal about mine. I don't really care about it, but I'll use her enthusiasm to get a night out at the Thai place at least.

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It may be a Virgo thing. They can be quite senitmental, but quietly so...it's weird. My ex did the same thing. He also made a big deal over our 3 month anniversary *blink blink*....He's a big teddy bear. I felt like an assh*le though. I obviously didn't get him anything and I was like "...*3 month what?....who the f*ck celebrat*----thanks boo. I didn't realize this was important to you...Sorry."

Sugaa, I'd tread lightly if he doesn't make a big deal about it.

Maybe it's a earth sign thing cause I'm very sentimental too. If I get you a gift or do anything for you it will always have some kind of meaning behind it and be personalized to that specific person.

I get 'present pressure' where you know someone has a present for you and I start to think...
a. what did I get them...
b. do they have good taste?
c. put the happy face on, and open. the. damn. present

I'm ultra fussy and still remember at my 21st when I received 5 sets of damn candle holders... Meh! To this day my family tease me about my reactions by about the 3rd set. I now hate candle holders with a passion and would brain any close friends or family who give me damn candle holders... Grr!

Personally, especially for guys, I give vouchers. My brothers are both very hobby based- motorbikes and snowboards etc... And music... So they can get exactly what they want without pressure. Men are practical as well, so that makes total sense to me.

Annnd, scorp's are a bit mushy... so if he has a charity/ cause a little donation to that would probably mean a lot to him!

Good luck!

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Posted by LilliLou
I get 'present pressure' where you know someone has a present for you and I start to think...
a. what did I get them...
b. do they have good taste?
c. put the happy face on, and open. the. damn. present

I'm ultra fussy and still remember at my 21st when I received 5 sets of damn candle holders... Meh! To this day my family tease me about my reactions by about the 3rd set. I now hate candle holders with a passion and would brain any close friends or family who give me damn candle holders... Grr!

Personally, especially for guys, I give vouchers. My brothers are both very hobby based- motorbikes and snowboards etc... And music... So they can get exactly what they want without pressure. Men are practical as well, so that makes total sense to me.

Annnd, scorp's are a bit mushy... so if he has a charity/ cause a little donation to that would probably mean a lot to him!

Good luck!

Fantastic! I'll get him 15 sets of candle holders made by child sweatshop labor.

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hehe... I'm sure he'll love it! 🙂

two different people even gave me the same bloody ugly wrought iron one- at least they had chosen different candles for the bloody things.

But yeah! joining the weird chick brigade... I am much happier going out for a meal and good times with my fav peeps than present oriented!

I like GIVING presents. Receiving? Not so much. Something temporary but pleasurable. Good books, nicely scented candles, luxurious edibles. But not expensive. It doesn't have to be on display and eventually become yet-more-clutter, and it doesn't feel like you're try to buy me with money. Taste on a budget though... ooooo!

The guy version of this pretty much does sound like mush and vouchers. 😉 And preferred restaurants.