Classic DXP Expressions

#1 "Get a life [outside of the internet]."

-Oh, the irony.

#2 "You don't even know me."

-...said the poster who offered intimate details re: their romantic relationship, which immediately preceded a request for feedback.

Continue, if you will...

lol

LMAO @ Ms.P

classic, indeed

this is such a chick thread.

Aqi, shouldn't you be proselytizing the liberal agenda somewhere? Or are you already that confident about Nov 4th? 🙂

that term was often used by that most annoying of rams.

it's so condescending. lolol it's to me funny when it annoys Ms.P specifically, for some reason...

in RL especially, you can tell when they're intentionally being condescending though. i've known ppl who used both terms, and i sensed they were being genuine and not at all down-putting.

""Like in high school when the "most popular" girl in school would use it, it always left me wanting to punch her in the face.""

hahahaha

you're funny, OFA

oooh oooh, I wanna play....

Confession:

I've in the past, used the following phrases in an effort to be condescending.

"Bless your little heart." or "Jesus loves you."

lol

lolol

sorry

I'm going to hell, on the A train.

"I never went to a highschool like that. I thought they only existed in the movies for a while there..."

ditto.

You are notos 😛

Yesssss, it worked! My e-friends busted out of the woodwork. 😉😛

"--lol!! Aww darling! You poor little thing, your tan is fading How saaad..."

i doubt anyone watched it...but this def reminded me of blake from project runway. as his tan faded...so did his pizazz. lmao

there is nothing wrong with venus in gemini, for crying out sidewaysss!!!!

lol @ raggedy anne...I had one of those.

m'kay

1. "To make a long story short..." (followed by four full posts with no paragraph breaks)
2. "OMG, this one time at band camp" followed by a completely fictional story torn from the pages of Johanna Lindsay
3. Does this guy like me or is he just playin? He has four other girlfriends and a wife.
4. "The astrology books are ALL wrong because they say my partner and I are completely incompatible, and even though I'm constantly on here bitching about him, it is SO not true!"
5. "Yes, you're right I should walk away (but I SO will not)"

Oh, shit, how could I forget

"Karma is a bitch! (and yes, I'm omniscient, and know all about YOUR karma from past lives as well as that of this person you're talking about)."

"ARE WE COMPATBLE? HERE'S ARE CHARTS!"

"Can sum1 help me pls? idk what 2 do"

"LOLOLOL"

"ur so dumb/ghey/rude!!!"

"uhh just because i posted all my personal business and this is an opinion board that doesn't give you the right to criticize me"

"when i posted about how whack i am it was because i wanted you guys to make me feel better, not be honest to try and give me some perspective 😢😢"

*"i am" can also be replaced with "he is", "my situation is", or more rarely, "she is"

"when i posted about how whack i am it was because i wanted you guys to make me feel better, not be honest to try and give me some perspective"

LOL! That one is most def. CLASSIC.

I can't believe these dumb bitches actually stayed online all day to post this stuff. They even memorized all these questions.

Don't you guys work or got friends or family to be around?

Shit

P.S - It's a known fact that Venus in Sags are dirty sluts. Don't be in denial.

Go suck a cock dumb bitch.

Who the fucks talking about my daughter's father you stupid ugly bitch.

And who the fuck said we broke up you stupid dumb bitch.

Don't be jealous because you're single and miserable and no men want your ugly ass. And don't mention my daughter u stupid piece of shit.

Get that nose fixed.

So sick of looking at your picture.

oh I forgot SB you're a lesbian. My bad.

MsUglyPisces get your ugly ass over to the Pisces board. Why are you even here? You're not dating a Scorpio. You probably did 5 years ago and are still obsessed with him. That's why you're here.

Just curious SB are you black? I notice the other 2 black bitches here like to team up.

ScorpSup
MsUglyassPisces

That's why I can't stand African American girls. I love my West Indian bitches.

I don't refer to my daughter as a bitch. I refer to her as a sexy bitch cuz she is and it's a compliment.

You're just a bitch and your ugly.

Get some cock hun. That way you won't be on this board 24/7 like you always are.

Yeah cuz she got a blackttitude LOL.

No wonder my West Indian friends parents never liked them hanging around those types 😉

SB go kill yourself you lesbo bitch.

Go choke on a cock and die.

Ray who are u talking about?

lol OFA ...worry about your height/weight no more --- you have a knightly ram now 😛
well, you won't be getting cuddly but you know armour up ! --- hehehe

hard time keeping up? NO WAI ! lol - did someone say slut?