dare i mention.............obama? (Page 2)

hahaahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

you all should do skits, and consider taking this show on the road. honest. lmao

i want the traveling cast to include:

am3
s_r
aqipooster
PP
yum
OFA
sb
leokitten
wheelpoo
the antibling
and HSD

with special guest appearances by p-angel, dyarstaBe, and Qbone

that's one of your good attributes am. a date with you shouldn't have to exceed $ 7.32.

🙂

Well forget you S.S., I don't get to travel—? Hump!

i'll be the agent.

i did put you on the cast, cappysweetie! you are the alternate.

i did put you on the cast, cappysweetie! you are the alternate.

So if someone drops out, I can go HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

well, i know how busy you are b/w work and school. so i figure if someone from the permanent cast gets sick, you could be on-call to fill in.

hahahaha, good way to clean it up S.S. 😉

I understand 🙂

that's just this week. next week, it could be $ 12.78 if i'm lucky.

pray for me. there's a slice of pizza and thrift store women's panties in it for you.

for a second i thought i wasn't on that list, and i was thinking "OH NO SHE DI-IN'T!!!" but then i saw me at the bottom so it was all better.

"but then i saw me at the bottom so it was all better."

Yeah, well I didn't see me, and I am PISSSSSSSSSED! 😛

WHAT??!! it had to have been an oversight. SOMEONE GET THIS WOMAN IN IMMEDIATELY

*frantically waves arms and points at sea*

i should say so, satori.

hehe...how could you not be on it? you're srsly one of the funniest ppl on dxp

WHAT?! SeaSiren, i am 100% sure i put you on that list. i can't even drink a sip of h20 when i read your posts, cuz i know i'll spit it out while dying of hysterical laughter.

ahhaha @ satori

sure thing, you and arian can do wardrobe and make-up

we'll make a fortune!

this is going to be a blast. 🙂 move over Saturday Night Live.

lol

ok, cool. that works.

"am3
s_r
aqipooster
PP
yum
OFA
sb
leokitten
wheelpoo
the antibling
and HSD

with special guest appearances by p-angel, dyarstaBe, and Qbone"

And skits written by Sea Siren. 😉

are these highly restrictive scripts or can we add our own material subject to the review of the writers

oh yeah, i know i've said this a bajillion and one times...but notso is gawwwgeous. loving the kimono too, you rock it

LOL @ Prince P

Wheelz, the writer is open to any and all suggestions from cast members, some of which will be incorporated, but most, probably not. 🙂

pfft...i quit.

"sea siren- that's fine..just no body contact with s_r please. something tells me the audience wouldn't like to see a barrage of projectile vomiting on stage..."

Actually, people do tend to find that entertaining, but usually only if it's fake vomit.

""And skits written by Sea Siren. ""

aha! see? you read my mind, my better half. 😉 this union was written in the stars....

I do not handle contracts, that is ScorpSuperior's job. And knowing her, I think we've all just sold ourselves into performance slavery for life. Which means you can't quit Wheelz! 😛

""oh yeah, i know i've said this a bajillion and one times...but notso is gawwwgeous. loving the kimono too, you rock it""

🙂😉

you are hereby promoted to HEAD WRITER! w00t!

""wait! we need someone to unload all of our luggage and stuff when we're on the road. . .how about fragm3nted mind or Evan?""

HAAAHAHAHAAAA

""sea siren- that's fine..just no body contact with s_r please. something tells me the audience wouldn't like to see a barrage of projectile vomiting on stage...""

lmao LMAO!!!!!!!!!

we're on a tour bus, PP. that means you've gotta share.

i knew i should have read the fine print.

lol notso, head writer, huh? hellz yeah. dance for me, bitches. 😉

lmao

"you are hereby promoted to HEAD WRITER! w00t!"

WTF? I see how it is. First I'm left off the list and now this.

I QUIT! 😛

lol

Notice how Prince P disappeared after the words "bus" and "share" were used?

lol

LMAO

Sea!!!! Noooooooo. Don't you dare walk away from me! After all we've been through?!

~ sings Mariah Carey's "I Can't Live (If Living Is Without You)") in A minor ~

haha! @ PP and am

ok, PP. i'll throw in your own personal assistant. but that's all i can do for you at this time.

act I: wherefore art thou, bro-meo?
featuring: prince pisces, elena, antibling, and yum

prince pisces: LOL i have no idea what this thread is about but its funny!!! LMAO
antibling: handbags at [x] paces
prince pisces: LOL!
yum: [picture of something metaphorical]
antibling: haha....nice,yum
[picture of something metaphorical related to yum's metaphorical picture]
prince pisces: WTF??
prince pisces: I hope those pictures weren't meant to offend me cause they don't!! LOL
antibling: he's firing his GHEYZOOOR
prince pisces: You two are so immature!! but i understand, i'd be bitter if I wasn't getting any too! 🙂 LMAO
elena: Play nice boys
antibling: COUGAR !!!!!!
yum: [picture of a cougar]
antibling: yum, don't you think our tendency to gang up on the slightly effeminate male posters, and feed off one anothers' energy reflects our latent homosexuality ?? even a little —
yum: Oh, certainly not.
prince pisces: Did i miss something? LOL

antibling and yum lock arms and skip off into the sunset, delighted that they have succeeded in finding a suitable distraction from their unbridled admiration for one another

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL omg lmassssoff

that's PERFECTO, wheels!!

s_r sits in the corner and broods, furious that once again been excluded from the arm lock

hahahahhahaha

we're going to smash all the box offices! i love it.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! oh that was good 😄

cool. lol

so now we just have to divide the 40% of profits among the 15 of you.

the special guests and PAs will be paid in peanuts and/or crack cocaine.

it's funnier if you know them. 😛

haha, if she is, i am expecting to be dazzled

i'd do more, but i'd prefer not to piss too many people off.

more, poo! more!!!

who cares who you piss off? tell 'em to grow a set! and that includes yours truly. 😛

it's comedy, b1tches

But didn't Bush steal the election and Obama actually won it ?