Dirty Talkers (Page 2)

that one will pblby be censored by dxp

how about just answering him...

"Who's your daddy?!?!"
"Jim Fuller."

then roll over and go to sleep.

OH MY LORD! LMFAO!!!!! GeminiLover! 100 pts for you!!!!! That is a definite mood killer!

btw, Jim Fuller's not really my daddy. lol

One thing I can't stand is to be asked as you're close to climaxing is "are you cumming? Yeah baby...are you?"

I just want to say "Shut up...I'm trying!"

LMFAO, LMFAO!!!! That is me 100% % % Stop whispering in my damn ear. It is hard enough for me to concentrate now you asking me 101 questions shut the f*** up

I think it is a lame attempt to be considerate. Although, I'm not really sure about that either, because a lot of men get off on knowing that they got the woman off. haha

UGH! Well honey a lot of my lovers are truly disappointed. It takes me maximum height to be pleased. I can barely focus.

Ok, i'm getting off subject for a thread. the scorpio guy i've been seeing said he likes to buy things from Williams-Sonoma and I asked him what he needs for his new house. He said he'd like a coffee maker, preferably from William-Sonoma. I'm at the website right now and they have coffee makers ranging in price from $ 199 to $ 2,200!

Sorry, can't foot that bill. He may have to just settle for sex and a gift certificate from Wal-Mart.

UH HP-How serious are you two? Because that is a lot of damn chedder for a coffee maker. I'm with you. Gift cert from Wal-Mart and some sex to christen the home.

Well Karima, that's why you have to fake it 😉

I'm kidding...just kidding...*sigh*

that is a lot of chedder! he makes about 3x's as much money as I do...

seriously though...walmart and sex ...he's scorpio...he's not going to turn down the sex, right?

(going to buy construction paper after work and make "Free Sex" Coupons)

Crabbies have their own way, i'm sure you would change your mind. ;-p

"(going to buy construction paper after work and make "Free Sex" Coupons)"

Awesome idea. One of my friends made me a "coupon book" as a joke because I'm going to college soon (the idea is that I HAVE to redeem them so we'll never drift apart) and it had other fun coupons as well besides just free sex.

I dunno about male Scorps but I fukkkking loved it 😛

HP excellent idea ma! i would have never thought of that. I guess he will like the sex. He is a male Scorp but then again. All males like sex. I say go for it. Maybe he wasn't thinking when he said that. But then again...maybe he was. Just to see where your head is at.

I may even make one of the coupons "One Free Use of 'Who's Your Daddy?' "

😉

I may even make one of the coupons "One Free Use of 'Who's Your Daddy?' "

LMFAO!!!! Holy Sh*t! Don't do it! You'll go home mad!

lmao!! soo funny you should do it!

Nah, from what I can tell so far about this Scorpio Guy, he would get a kick out of it!

HP i am sure he will get a kick out of it. Shoot i am a female and i'm getting a kick out of it. But it sure better not be used on me! Then "Ya get the smack down" 🙂

As for the dirty talking..i'm pretty open minded, and thats a must for me....

Not a must but that sure does help stimulate me, and i just love it!

The same "whos' your daddy" guy introduced "Cozy Cuffs"....I was like "uh...no"

WTF "Cozy Cuffs" Holy...Whoa...some men cannot stand hand cuffs! i am amazed he even owns a pair. I don't even own a pair for fear my partner would "kirk all the way out"

If I remember correctly, I said "Have you read TommyKnockers?" Do you remember what happened to the guy that was cuffed to the bed?"

Sheesh

LOL!!!! Girl you got you a freak 🙂 They say Taurus's are our polar opposite and i see you are handling him quite well. Do you ma!

handcuffs.....mmmmmm

but don't they also say that Taurus/Scorpio are so opposite that they're almost alike?

Careful, darling, i might take this as an spanking invitation.

that they have more in common than any other set of polar opposites?


AprilBaby...that's why they were Cozy Cuffs 😉

I don't know about us having more in common as polar opposites. I have one Taurus Girl-Friends she is like the only Taurus i know. And have been knowing for years. I met a Taurus Chic when i was at my family reunion and she was cool. I could see myself chilling with her. I have never met a Taurus male though. For some reason Taurus's just don't wind up in my circumference that often. They always say you have to have the same likemindedness and someone you are around. I guess that hasn't happened with me yet.

Taurus men are yum

Opposites of the Zodiac who have much in common. Both are determined and ambitious and neither is much of a rover. Both are strong willed. Sexually they are super compatible.

These are zodiac opposites, but they are compatible earth and water signs. This usually manifests itself in a strong physical attraction at first. Both signs are intensely passionate, more so with Scorpio and both are the jealous and possessive types. Since they are opposites, they DO significantly attract and find themselves deeply in love when they go for it! This makes Taurus and Scorpio a great match.

http://www.astrology-insight.com/compatibility/scorpio_with_taurus.htm<BR>

So Taurus is an earth sign? Me and my girlfriend was talking about that yesterday. I promised her i would dig more into it for her. I always joke and tell her "You're not a fellow Scorpio so don't ask me Nada"! No, but thanks for that insight so if i ever meet a Taurus male i will give it a shot.

Sexually? Maybe...

least juicys on my side


ALL THE WAY !!!!! LOL

Yes, we're Earth. The first Earth sign of the zodiac, so we're supposed to be the most down-to-earth...i don't know about that, I can be quite conceited at times.

#NAME?

rockchick handcuffed, so stuck in my mind for the next few days.

Who's your mamma?

i've been wonderful...drunkness is always lovely

Oh yes ! dirty talking in bed with your man ....Oh yes 🙂

I love hearing him talk also --- can go to ANY extreme

For me it completely depends on the overall mood. If he's been drinking a lot, I don't really want him to talk 🙂

If I've been drinking a lot, then chances are I *want* to hear him talk.

If there's been no drinking, then it just depends on how violently I want the evening to go. 🙂

But for the most part I agree with Dancing Bread. And I agree that the talking can really fuck up the moaning which is my favorite part.

Yeah none of this "whats my name bitch"...I mean who the fk thought of that!..leave that to the brothels...

Yep moan till the bleedin cows come home...but don't talk...morons

MM, when do you sleep—

LOL..Usually at night

Nah..the clock thing on this is really weird...people are comming at bizarre hours!..

commenting*

LMAO @ Bling..your soooo right..

LMAO @ DB

Some of the comments made on this thread were made from a sarcastic standpoint. Some of us may be too uptight as you say, but it does appear that some of the sarcasm was taken out of context.

I'm all for fun like sex. Anal Ease party at my house!