Everything YOU ever wanted2know 'bout SCORPS! (Page 4)

This topic was created in the Scorpio forum by schoenetanz on Tuesday, May 9, 2006 and has 218 replies.

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@Virgo101
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It has been like that through history. Historical documents indicate that many Virgins survived Scorpanic slaughters. We were able to get past that hard shell.

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@JuiCy*
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*looks up from mixing a cosmo in Juicy's mouth*

hmmm is this enough for 5?

oh dear were going to have to make DOUBLE SHOTS OF TEQUILLA FOR ME TONIGHT, thank god for this woman!

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Message posted by: Virgo101 on 5/10/2006 1:24:48 AM ip: xxx.xxx.xxx.138
everybody knows that the Scorpanic slaughters involved a lot of de-flowering...

of Virgins...(laughs at own joke)

*crickets*

*rolls eyes*

duuude- you sooo missed the point-

before pillaging- the scorps would scour the village gardens in search or the most perfect boquet arrangement...

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@Virgo101
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before pillaging- the scorps would scour the village gardens in search or the most perfect boquet arrangement...

You got me on that one. Who could forget that Scorpians are expert flower arrangers? To put the same beautiful bouquets on the graves of their enemies.

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@schoenetanz
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DAMNIT!

I had the mixture PERFECT and juice went and SWALLOWED it!

there goes 5 perfect cosmos...

thanks alot juice-

I know yer used to swallowing when you..what I'm saying is I'll cut ya some slack...letstry again shall we?

*tilts juice's head back and reaches for the vodka*

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@schoenetanz
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To put the same beautiful bouquets on the graves of their enemies."

It's a time honored custom...

see -_- you know what I'm talking about- that 101 kknows Jsheit about history...