GUESS WHAT SIGN I AM

Is it true that all signs act a certain way? Hahaha no.... i mean, Yes, maybe. I'll describe myself and you guys can guess which sign i am. And no just because this is the Scorpio message board doesn't mean I'm a scorpio.

Okay so...

I like to be around my friends and I love messing with people. I'll talk to random people and try to scare them in various ways. I like trying new things, and I love to make jokes. I'm very funny and really sarcastic. I don't go to church and I don't want to. I do believe in God but that's it... I'm not very religious. I think smoking is wrong but I don't mind people who do smoke. I think girls are stupid and foolish and too many of them become sluts. Guys are so much better. But you know... sluts aren't that bad. Better than virgins, right? Anyway, I offend a lot of people by either swearing or saying the word "gay" to mean retarded or stupid or something. And I'm sure people are offended by other things I do like engaging in lesbian activities. Maybe I'm kinda slutty... I hope i'm not turning into one.

Well thats all... Now what sign do you think I am?

Your boldness could mean you'e an aries, your contradictions echo that of a libran, your childlike quality is reminiscent of Gemini, your slut comments could mean you're a virgo...

You're all over the zodiac my dear ; )

-phoenix

spelling correction: "you're"

P.S.

The boasting about your own qualities reminds me of a Leo...lol

And...if you offend a lot of people with your mouth, you could be a blunt saggie...

I don't know, ya got me!

HAHHAHAHA KANDY IS ONE OF MY BESTEST FRIENDS, SHES A SAG :]LuZ

(damn I'm good)

LOL, jk

-phoenix

This is cute! Another slap in the face!!! I think I have read enough!!!