How to spot a b*stard by his star sign

This is an addition to tuaristic's Blame his star sign May have seen before

Scorpio
Any relationship of any length with a Scorpio b*stard is guaranteed to wreck your emotional, your self-esteem or, at the very least, your enjoyment of life. Scorpio makes Darth Vader look like Mr Whippy. He'll hold a grudge against you until the day you die. Say you flirt harmlessly with a work colleague of his at the office Christmas party. It won't cross your mind that Scorpio is upset about it until one fine day three years later when he retaliates by sleeping with your maid of honour and your sister just hours before he marries you.

There is one in every chart now! - Heh heheeheheh HAHAhAH

Pisces men are fickle and woman hungry!..but then again aren't all men woman hungry..but still Pisces men even more so..

I can wait all my life to screw them over but I usually want to see the damage so prefer sooner than later..

"It took me a while to try and find reason to leave them unscathed....didn't work"

Hahah oh that sounds like it just left my own mind. I was thinking - well that description may not actually fit me, and then I woke up and plenty situations started coming to mind. I'm always watching other Scorpios more than I'm watching myself, so it takes me long to see these things clearly.

I am very patient.. with revenge..

Lol yes

What are you laughing at, Elliot? You don't believe me? 🙂

You wanna make something of it?


Haha no I said Lol cuz I can relate well.

"You wanna make something of it?"

There's nothing to make of it..

lol @ ss & Elliot..hahaha..

Hi Blingy! Thanks for yesterday's advice. I talked to my friend last night and I got relieved.. My problems seem so minor comparing of hers.. So I'm kinda lucky after all 🙂

Hi missy! How are you doing today? 🙂

I am fine thanks and u? keeping the lads in check are we?

Fine too. Are you still anti-men or was that just a passing thing..? lol

That was yesterday, today is a new day...I am just tired today, got in late, didn't sleep well and was late in work so I have to stay back today..god sakes..

I hear you AB....

yo pisces...i know this is a little late but just go snipe the man in the back of the head...im sure he'd understand. That realy sucks, what did you do that made him so mad?

So any of you scorps ever had beef with other scorps? Then kept taking revenge against one another? 😛 Just curious... where does it end in that case? lol

Oh wait I know... 'til you tire and start liking one another ha ha ha

yo pisces...i know this is a little late but just go snipe the man in the back of the head...im sure he'd understand. That realy sucks, what did you do that made him so mad?

This is not my personal experience - Just a little somtin somtin for u to chew on 🙂 I wouldn't ever want to piss a scorp off

say all you want about Scorpio, they do have tempers, but i wouldn't want to piss off Taurus, sure they are patient, but once they lose, DODGE THE HORNS!

right and then the scorpion is small enough not to be seen (but it sees you)
and your stung and dead before you know what killed you.

"say all you want about Scorpio, they do have tempers, but i wouldn't want to piss off Taurus, sure they are patient, but once they lose, DODGE THE HORNS!"

-- That's right! Whoever got the horns most likely deserved it so it's fair 🙂

im sorry but this tops that any day

where's antibling with his Harold pics?

Mortal Kombat... yes but it should have been a scorpion! 🙂 I did mine the bull cuz I'm taurus and that is an awesome looking blue bull 😛

it certainly is isnt it.

i wonder if the blue bull has blue balls?

not after your done with it

I'm suspecting he does 🙂

You pervs! lol

um...i dont want to hear anymore details..i can see the picture and....
JUST DONT FUCK THE BULL !

heh, JK fuck the bull if you want. Guess its not my place anyway.