I completely give up !!!! (Page 3)

you would think being in a position that awkward would detract from the pleasure just a lil bit

TMI SSP!!! LOL!!

"I think two women is much more erotic looking and softer than two men grunting and smelling bad, etc."

werd.

"wheels, youre referring to OUR Plan B there?"

ohhhh, so you meant you're the exception cause you've never been naughty with dc. i get it.

FA, I agree with what you find erotic and what you don't but as I said I just don't get bothered by it, their bodies and they are doing whatever feels good to them, for them...not I, you or anyone else.

O.K. guys!! As fascinating as all of this is. I need to climb out of my hole and get my depressed smelly ass off of this computer and into the shower now and go to work and listen to some other peoples problems now. Thanks for cheering me up!! My friends thank you too because now they won't have to listen to my whining. I've vented it all out here.

"as I said I just don't get bothered by it, their bodies and they are doing whatever feels good to them, for them...not I, you or anyone else."

you know, ssp, you're ok in my book.

"Yeah, and really didn't need to see that picture."

You guys wondered why the men were silent, a couple show up and you guys regret asking that question, lol 🙂

Too late ashley, I saw your post before you hid it, lol

"Can you keep a secret?"

My own...yeah

Ashley my dear, that's exactly what you expected me to do. 😉

"OH NO! For goodness sakes, why do some men have to be such assholes———?

I will go on the record and say I'M SO GLAD YOU BROKE UP WITH HIM! GOOD JOB!!! So many women stay evern after KNOWING that the guy is not right for them. They put up with all kinds of bull-shit just because they don't know what to do. The fact that you broke up with him is a wonderful start something new in your life."

Word cappysweetie!

"I tried to innocently flirt w/ scorpioseekspisces but he doesnt have venus in sagittarius"

No, he has his in Scorpio. You'll have to try chasing a little differently next time you see an opportunity 😉

"LMAO....And why should she chase you?? What makes you so special?? Hmmm??"

Wouldn't you like to know? But you openly dislike Scorpios so it shall remain forever a mystery to you. They do say that we only hate those we love though, I suspect that you are really a closet Scorpio lover. Maybe one day you'll come out of the closet 😉

"(drags feet) *pout* bllllaaahhhh! DEFEAT! Ive got the cold shoulder papi venus in scorpio is hard to get to open up sometimes... you can let your guard down w/ me i promise i wont bite! Unless you like that sorta thing...

FINE! Have it your way You know im just horsin around 😄"

Lol, I'm probably the most open Scorpio on dxp, don't take defeat so personally; you shot your arrow and your aim was off, adjust for the wind next time and you might do better.

FA, thou doth protest too much 🙂

Keep talking FA, you're proving my point, it's all good. 🙂

Ashley darling, your youth is amply evident if you interpret my words as anything other than playful banter. Thou too, doth protest too much.🙂

I have had my stinger sheathed the entire time I've been in this thread, there are some threads in which I have used it if you would like to see examples and learn the difference 😉

Ashley, FA, you disappoint just a wee bit; did not Ashley first make mention of age? Am I not now referred to as papi ssp? Do try and keep up ladies, I bore easily otherwise 🙂

"Truthfully, I'm curious to see how big his stinger is. A lot of em aren't that impresssive. I think it's all for show though"

Tsk, tsk, you just contradicted an earlier statement where you denied any curiousity😉

Are we talking about a traditional Scorp stinger or a more personal one? If you want to know what I'm packing I'll have you know that I'm hung like a fruit fly, don't make me break out the microscope and show you!



I've already bumped into SS. She & I had a race in the snow planned but she later backed out.

Actually in one of the other threads chivalry was left in a pool of blood & guts, chivalry has it's time and place and that just wasn't it.

^ hubris

I can't remember the last time I even saw snow, but what kind of Scorp would I be if I didn't claim to better than her at it? There are standards which must be maintained to stay in the Secret Order of Scorpions 😉

Our plan is working well, we have leaked the propaganda that we want you non-scorps to believe to be actual secrets. In the vein of Tony Montana; we always tell the truth, even when we're lying.

Lol, nice.

OMG!!! What the hell happened to my thread while I was gone?? LOL!! 22 pages of messages— I just have to tell you guys that I feel strangely good now and very much at peace with my decision to break up with him and move on with my life. There is something very empowering to be this strong. Maybe I'm really growing up.

When this first happened I was driving home from his house kind of in shock thinking to myself, we have tickets and events to go to in the next couple of weeks. I can't break up with him now. I was thinking of how I was going to be able to pretend like nothing was wrong until I could break up with him. Then a very loud voice came over me. Are you fucking crazy?? You are actually thinking of seeing him again?? You are worried about what he is going to think of you if you tell him to stick his tickets up his ass? Then I started to laugh at the hypocracy of actually spending time with him just because we had tickets. I started to think about if one of my friends or my clients would have said that to me and what I would say to them. I took myself outside of the situation and it just became very easy and clear to just do it and be 100% positive that I was making the right decision. So anyway thanks again to everyone for once again talking me down off the ledge.

Good on you gs, now let me do my impersonation of some fellow dxp'ers; Ahem...so, uh you're single now right? 😉 lmao...couldn't resist.

You must be blind if you haven't seen the rampant leg humping around here. They may not have used the words that I did to parody them, but I'm overstating it to make a point 😉

Think along the lines of blatant pleas for attention, posts interjected into threads that have little if anything to do with the current conversations being held.

Show me where I've acted like that and I'll gladly concede, it hasn't happened though, not my style . 😉

Soo SSP!!! I am single again. Do you have energy, not a couch potato and you can orgasm in 10 minutes or less??

Lol gs...sorry 10 minutes or under won't work for me I need lots of foreplay 😉 I'm not averse to the occasional quickie though.

Fair enough FA, I guess we spot the antics of our own genders easier than the opposite gender does.

Safety in numbers for the women eh? lol

Forum psychology is quite interesting.

Psychology is the study of that mentality.

LMFAO, too funny.

Quite the comedian am3, funny though. 😉

Thanks for the heads up am3, I was suspecting as much anyway 😉

*ssp cautiously peers around the corner, knowing that if he waves back he will offer the archer a clear shot with bow* 😉

Screw the Scorp, I have a date with a REALLY hot lawyer (I think he is a Virgo) on Sunday. We went out once before about 5 years ago. He remembers every detail about our date and I barely remember him at all, but I do remember that I kind of liked him. We didn't go out again though for some reason. Neither of us remembered why there was never a second date so we decided to try again. Thank Goodness he didn't come back in my life a week ago. I would have had to turn him down.

Still have not heard from Scorp!! I really hope I don't. It would be so much easier if he just left me alone. We always seem to need to have that closure and the whole explanation. In this case, I don't need it. I just want to forget that it ever happened and that he ever existed. I still haven't cried which I'm so shocked by. Am I really just that unfeeling or did I not care that much in the first place? Maybe I'm just getting used to being hurt by men now and it just doesn't bother me anymore. :-)

that's some skill. even when i initiated breaking up after thinking day and night for ages, i would still cry like someone just died.

Yes sagigoat, I will cry-me-a-river once I'm hurt. Thats just the way it is, I admire you gslove -- whats your sign by the way. I always thought you were a Scorpio ... not sure why.

Oh! She is a scorp, okay I was right 🙂

"I still haven't cried which I'm so shocked by."

Maybe your still in shock GS or maybe still in that pissed off stage

Yeah, I usually cry about these things even when I'm angry! I cry out of sadness, happiness, anger, frustration. This time just nothing at all. I guess I don't cry when all I can feel is disgust. That's all I feel about him.

Cantaur: What a pretty picture!!

"gslove SWEET CONGRATZ! And hey even you dont like the date he can be your rebound bang! Just carefree detached bed wrestling! Unless your not that type."

I don't know, this one might be a keeper. He is HOT and very successful. I might have to hold out the punani on him for a while and keep him in pursuit mode. You know Virgos can never resist the scorpio charm. LOL!!!

I thought that Bill Clinton was a Leo??

"Cantaur: What a pretty picture!!"

Thanks GS 🙂

wow!!! i didn't read the whole thing but wow!!! i guess, you definately didn't end up like me!!! lmao

I know it's weird isn't it— It's like I knew something was going to happen. Not at all what I thought would happen though. Quite the shocker!!!

I'm happy to see that all of my anxiety was not just paranoia!!

i know!!! sometimes this anxiety either manifests itself into something real or we just feel "the future" and it feels like anxiety. if i have something on my mind and start getting anxious over it my scorp brings it up with the same exact words that were on my mind. very weird and sounds a bit crazy,i know. i'm afraid to think🙂

I know what you mean, Thinking hurts my brain.

i bet you could never imagine anything you went through with this guy!!! wow. it's like a really bad comedy situation

yes, thinking is bad. i don't want to think. i guess that's why ppl drink so much. i think i'll take on drinking and drugging. just easier that way😉