I once had this parrot...

This topic was created in the Scorpio forum by Shruikan on Tuesday, April 22, 2014 and has 11 replies.

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@Shruikan
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...and that parrot could talk, but it did not say it was hungry, so it died.

Not sure why this joke makes me laugh so much, but it does. Anybody have any jokes to share? I need some laughs.

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Talking of parrots...on one of the midday courtroom shows, a couple sued their neighbour for "emotional distress" after they left their parrot with him while they went on vacation. On their return, the parrot was using F-bombs & the owners were some serious church-goers. Apparently the neighbour thought teaching the parrot to swear was hilarious. I found the whole case funny especially when the couple played a video of the parrot swearing like a rapper lol.

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@Piscescrazy91
12 YearsCancer

your joke is messed up! :d
Jk hahah

Okay here's one.
A man went to a doctor.

Doctor: Have you ever had an accident?
Patient: No, never had an accident. But I have been knocked over a fence by a bull once.
Doc: You dont count that as an accident?
Patient: No, he did it on purpose.

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@Shruikan
12 Years1,000+ PostsScorpio

Wynter- here's one for you.

Did you hear that the man that invented the hokey pokey died? The funeral was terrible. Every time they put his left foot in the casket he put his left foot out.