IF YOU ARE AN SCORPIO

You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted.
You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics.
You are a perfect son-of a- bitch.
Most Scorpio's get murdered.

Always sit with your back to the wall.

aaaaaa............ i'm outta here.........

Im still waiting that damn murder still hasn't come to play with me.

LMAO! These little horoscopes of yours are so true...in a very black comedy-type way.

tiamat, do you think we're going to get murdered? i'm too young to die.
DO SOMETHING!

You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. CORRECT
You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. CORRECT
You are a perfect son-of a- cookiemonster. MUST ASK MY DAD.
Most Scorpio's get murdered. WILL BE FOR SURE ONE DAY

Always sit with your back to the wall. CORRECT

Lifes only temperary anyways,sharp and blunt objects could be kinda kinky if used properly.

I did'nt know they were scorps. I should have let those assasins live.

patron:

haha.....lol

found it hairy tick

I am wrong hairy tick I need to look some more

LMAO, can't wait to read the one for Leo....That's from that book "Nasty Astrology" right?

sorry man DXP erased a bunch of them to hard hitting maybe even a bit over the top.