Midevil DXP'RS (Page 2)

Except WH is a girl......

OOPS "SHE" Can be my sidekick my apology.. (sheepish grin) it seems genders keep changing in here haha!

Yeah, I keep thinking your a dude.

I relate JWalker to Johnny Walker.

Ya ....I can see that! Wish I could TASTE that right about now!

Red or Black? Or are you a big spender and drink the blue?

Donkey Dong 9 inches?

I like that you made up your own character. Nice!

I think it compliments the thread. Can I be the naked long haired lady riding the magestic unicorn?

Me either

I LIKE the Unicorn....my favorite! OOOHH Baby what a ride!

what are the vilians up to? Pilferring the kingdom while we frollic in the forrest?

Well there are 94 lbs. left because I'll already pulling on your bridle. Made of daisies in a chain of course.

I'll= I'm

I only weigh 120 so someone else can come along with me. 😉 Have to be little though..... (cups hands and yells) HEY ANYBODY SEEN THE LEPRACAUN—

I guess we have to take turns Juana

I guess we have to take turns Juana...

But I hold the whip! 😛

The Majestic Unicorn Stallion Beast: DK09

LMAO

*High Five on that one DK*

But besides that...these stupid Dxp medival lists are nothing by shitty little popular contests which I never win. How much a bitch do I have to be to get mentioned? I tried nice so that didn't work...I mean...this site sucks for that reason.

The Majestic Unicorn Stallion Beast: DK09

Virgin to Approach and Ride the Unicorn: Virgo102

🙂

I remembered the unicorn vid you posted lol.

Charrrrrrlie.

DK09 you are my favorite Aqua.

DK09 I don't want to move things along to quickly, but we have so much in common...

You being a unicorn beast and me a virgin...can I pet ya sometime? 😉

See fuck it I never make a damn list.

The Leper: Virgo102

One of the faeries that nobody sees...not even you! You just forget I exist.

Besides the unicorn can heal me with his magical blood you know as I rot...alone.

Hmmm...a busty heiress whom you are helping slove a murder and during the regency and whom you are going to change for. Typical romance novel set up for a rakish character.

That unicorn can do no wrong.

I know another unicorn who can't do no wrong either. 😉

Dkkkkkk0999.

And you are a two bit whore Notso. Not boring because each week you have a new STD so screw off and suck your own shit.

Bling,

I am not a jack the ripper type...or am I?

All the boys of DXP aren't safe.

Dk09 can I polish your horn?

*Chills*

Noooow?!?1 I NEED UNICORN!!

I WANT SOME UNI!! CORN!! UNI!! CORN!!

**PUNCHES *pluto"s_muse* **

I don't need your dang emotions got that!

Are you enjoying your frollic through the mists of the majestic forest DK09? Feel the wind on your back, and the hear that friggin lil' witch that's after you casting her spell.....She sees you in her crystal ball and no she doesn't want to "POLISH" your horn....she wants to rip it from your beautiful face and grind it to a powder to empower her winged monkeys with your magic!!

The King: --Pfft--
The Queen:Virgo102
The Princess:Virgo102 again
The Prince:Some charming Cancer
The Gallant Knight:A dashing Capricorn
The Fair Maiden: Virgo102
The Wizard: Some evil male Virgo
The Witch: Some pyscho Scorpio female who is very envious of me
The Sage:Some smart Virgo lady
The Court Jester:A gemini of course
The Villian(s):A Capricorn woman and a Scorpio Woman!!!
The Lunatic: An Libra
The evil seductress: Some sick and twisted Taurus
The executioner: A insane Picses

The Magical Sexy Unicorn Beast: DK09

LMAO .....Must be some good stuff you're passing around there DK.

Screw off Bling...just because you were on EVERYONE"s freaking list....

*Pfft*

No ARCHER she CAN'T be the executioner....she can be the dungeonmaster or the fire breathing dragon! Executioner is MINE! I'll kill you if you take my spot...RRRRRRRR 😛

to missCheeryChops,that part was.......

Oh Shit!!! LMAO BIG TIME!

Aprilbaby you can put miss cheery chops on the rack and stretch her out to look like gumby!

What is the capital of the United States and where is it located on the United States map?

No cheating.

HA HA HA HA HA! LOL this is getting good!

"lol@poo's list"

😄 😄 😄

"of course mine was....I added B-train too many times,but outside of that,I think it can't be beat,imvho"

puhhhlease.

Archer : How did I get to be a governor? Wah! 😢

Obviously you need a VIP card to chat here at DXP.

I'll just stand on the edges of the threads with my leper friends. At least they accept me...

V102.... why being so diplomatic—? ... write the "full names" baby... this is the time to say it ...

Jump on the bandwagon why don't you? I'm the baby?? At least I can walk on my own two feet.

We accept lepers don't we? Wait...go dip 3 times in the Jordan. (I mean the RIVER) and walah you will be cleaned....
Everybody sing in the Kings Court (except Notso)

102
we love you!
102
we love you!

"HI WHEELS!"

HI DK09!!!!!!!!!!!! YYYYYYEAH!!!!!!!

Me...I'm fine.

Every town needs a raving Virgo of course...

Spouting curse and harassing the townspeople and at night being the sexy witch stealing men's hearts.

"Every town needs a raving Virgo of course..."

amen.

Bling what is with all this wallet business?

"Every town needs a raving Virgo of course...

Spouting curse and harassing the townspeople and at night being the sexy witch stealing men's hearts."

O.k. 102....so we have a new catagory perfect fit....The Lunatic Evil Seductress! You get to be bi-polar!

The Lunatic Evil Seductress! You get to be bi-polar!

🙂

Why that sounds delightful. Oh wait...you forgot The Lunatic Evil Beautiful Unicorn Riding Evil Seductress...

It's just that Bling put me there Arch...There aren't any governors in midevil land! Besides ....it's fun! (I like the black hoodie) LOL