On the Topic of Bling.... (Page 2)

who the heck are you?

You better no be devil boy in disguise.

Blingbran...what about b&b?

IDEA!!

What if Branh and Bling ran a bed and breakfast? Think of the horrors that might occur... I bet the two would kill people and sell their bodies for science or something like that. I don't know...together Branh and Bling seem like a scary and evil couple.



I think we cut their breasts off and put them in their mouths

Hmm...I heard that was going out of style dear...have you heard about the one where they wrap your intestants...

LOL a bit like jekyll and hyde....

Exactly!

while hordes of dxp babes queue up to ravish bling bling lol


Umm....No.

*Gets out her sword and is ready to defend Bling's maidenhood✨

EG....

are you getting HIDE THIS MESSAGE in your posts?

I couldn't stand the Chamber of Horrors....more so the gullitine...gave me chills on my neck if I stared at it too long.

Oh....Krickers...

Thanks soooo much antibling, you're the BEST.

I thought that I had finally been discovered 😉

Hi EG...

Looks like DXP is going "professional"

Cool


So how you these day you emerald of a Gem?

guaranteed to turn him on lol.

Hope so all that fightin' makes me horny.

He must have it "goin' on" I suspect.

I'll stay tuned 😉

my guy is outside playing on the tractor.

HAHAHAH

Oh wow....that's classic.

doing what a gem does best - multitasking!

I'm hungry and I haven't had corn beef in cabbage in......uh, hmmm - I've NOT had it.

When's dinner?

Oh....I do have a few boxes of Jiffy Corn bread I can whip up and bring over - is that cool?

I'll be out of town when that happens DK 😉

I dream of you DK09!

Oh boy....here comes the MUSHY stuff......


ick

who requested this?

Someone out there in DXPland - come forth!

I agree with you, EG......bothersome

Attention: Damage Control is requested when DK begins his "THANG"

Help us all 😉

That tractor was too much for him?

so.....EG, Looks like we know what time it is for you and Scorp (right?) man.

go on now and sex him up and take him to "blissville"

Sweet....😉

Go Chelsea!!!







I risk the sting...don't I?

ah...c'mon DK, be daring - do something DIFFERENT 😉

EG.....U busy?


what cha be doin'?

huh?

i like chelsea too

DK.....you are toooo normal for these boards.

Time for you to get creative with it.

NOW!

I personally prefer, shifters. 😉

you be messin' with my words man.....

careful.

🙂

LOL

OMG I didn't read the last line...what will I do


I KNOW

**Hides IT**

The Idiots Guide to Goths

Would be a bestseller...

DK...seems the party suddenly died.

*Puts her arms around him*

But at least I got you babe...

Cowboy...I thought you were the mighty stallion?

bling bling prefers to ride than be ridden I think.....

Virgo girls have it differently dear...

PAGE 21 !!!!

*FAINTS OF SHOCK**

MGem how is that for edge? PAGE 21!!

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Let's blaze a trail DK and see how far this thing goes!

Let's just count and post random!

30!!!

all this is happening because i have graced this place😛

NO...from years of asking and complaining...

for years you kept asking and complaining.but nothing happened.
it is only now happening.why?
because the DEVIL is here!😛

Probably that dxpguy. 🙂 Or Branh

or both maybe?😛

He'd probably mess with the devil's brain.

Or screw her if the devil was a girl.

haahaa

btw my mind is dangerous place.nobody can skrew with it.😛

btw my mind is dangerous place.nobody can skrew with it

Except Branh in tights and a short leather dress.

i can handle that.
by hanging him on my pitchfork
*evil grin*