@missmorals
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Archer: "oh just one virgo is enough to drive you to mental fatigue"
LOL..yep..know that feeling..
Yeah they do tolerate a lot..same with my Sagi friend..Whereas my tolerance level is well below 0!..lol
"well i didnt know what to say...lol
what exactly is goin on in here? "
Hulloz Pluto jee...How come U r so quiet today ? And btw we are just discovering how Scorpios desert U in bad times, Dcotor is venting her ire against Sags and parallely defending Scorp reputation π
"please add 'guy' before 'virgo'...
they give us the bad name...lol"
Are Virgo suspicious by nature ? I have a Virgo friend whom I respect a lot, but whenever I praise him for his calibre, he looks confused.
Stop stirring G..I got nothing against Sags..my best friend is a Sag female and one of my closest male friends is a sagi..
And defending Scorps..always..Sometimes I do feel Cap men need constant reassurance they are loved and needed and blah blah..WHATEVER..I don't know whether I feel more offended at being compared to a Libra or him saying I wouldn't be there for him..LOL
If there is one sign that really does get under my skin its the libras..the men are funny..they do have a good sense of humour but everything else..blah! SHALLOW, obsessed with beauty..I really can't stand them..Fake all over..
But thats just me..lol
"my best friend is a Sag female and one of my closest male friends is a sagi."
LOL...The damage has been Doctor.
" don't know whether I feel more offended at being compared to a Libra or him saying I wouldn't be there for him..LOL "
Guess U want to be the "first "in everything. Perhaps it was the comparison.
"SHALLOW, obsessed with beauty..I really can't stand them..Fake all over.."
Hmmm...Seems like U lost out a few battles to them.
"something smells 'fishy' "
Did it happen ..finally ? π
LOL @ Archer..he's just a friend....and has been for about a year and a bit
Betrothed? and you haven't even slept with the dude yet...what the hell is this guy on medication or something!!
hmmm...damn I am in the wrong country!..
Nah I would rather die than be jealous to Libras..they are a pretty bunch but unfortunately thats all they were blessed with!
"pluto....
no fainting right now...
"
LOL...Yeah long way to go for that π
BTW Archie do U know what "Holi" is ?
"(one of those wishes that are possible but still never come true)"
Dont U worry ...Nations are gradually moving towards that.
"I wish to actually be there in india for holi'
One of the most amazing expeiences !...Total fun and no inhibitons...Lots of bhaang, dance, color and dunking π
"'oye chup karo towadhi bhabhi aye"... I was laughing but so far I did not tell him "
haa haa haa...So finally U got Ur Bholaji ! And btw does he wear a turban as well ?
" dont know if I should tell him abt my roots... he thinks that I am french/african"
LOL..In UK the situation is extremely volatile I guess. In USA itz much much better though the rivalry aspect stays.
Good U found Ur cute Bholaji....What is he upto BTW ?
"Betrothed? and you haven't even slept with the dude yet...what the hell is this guy on medication or something!!
hmmm...damn I am in the wrong country!..
"
Or wrong company ? π
Hmmmm....Pluto jee so U r going to get married soon ...Balle Balle !
LOL..No defo wrong country..Actually he's known her a year so fair do's...but still haven't been intimate..he's not a catholic or something is he? no sleeping together before marriage..
What if he's not well endowed? Guess you haven't anything to compare with so its all good π
Aaaaaaaah...LOL
"What if he's not well endowed? Guess you haven't anything to compare with so its all good "
LOL...And U were then accusing the Sags.
"in designating the yardstick"
U r expecting "Yards" of pleasure ?
"You are a nice girl and infact a wonderful human being."
Illusions.
G: ""What if he's not well endowed? Guess you haven't anything to compare with so its all good "
LOL...And U were then accusing the Sags."
Having one to compare with isn't making me promiscous..Gosh G..your such a pleb..
As my friend would say "try before you buy"...
Anyways, I am pleased for you pluto...but yeah please don't marry without figuring out what the goods are like..Even if you don't do the need..there are ways and means ya know
π
"now I dont know what to do with BHOLAJI "
haa haa...Indeed he looks like a Bholaji. Pakka Sardaar....Archie bach kay π
dont wanna die...so no...err inchstick then?lol"
Yeah U can use the "ruler" which we had when we were in School. Shudnt go beyond 12 inches LOL
LOL @ Archers Bholaji...you say one thing and he drops it entirely!...
Wow...LOL..
I can't help but think the more meatier the man (i.e. muscles) the more of a pussycat he really is..
"As my friend would say "try before you buy".."
LOL...And how women try.
"he said he doesnt want me to change my religion when we get married.."
Would U leave DXP after marriage ? π’
Pluto describe him to me...is he the typical white south african looking dude?
And well if after a year you guys are going to be hitched..its all good..way to go...aren't you a tad young though?
"
no...i'll come here...whenever im not having sex"
No Please dont bother us with Post-Orgasmic pillow talk π
LOL..Yes please spare us the details...
"Archer i guess you posted some snaps of oyurs and Mr Bhoolaji..i didnt see..i want '
When did this happen ?
Typical white south african would have tanned skin, blonde hair and blue eyes...but yeah your one sounds fine...Would you parents approve?
Archer: Did I miss your photos?
"that shouldnt we be waiting till atleast mid 20's.."
U r in early 20s ?....Hmmmm.
"If i have to get married now i am sure i will make the guy's and my life total mess.Our house would be nothing less than land at the time of earthquake"
And U sure the situation will be much different a few years down the line ?
"you can PM me cap, and have a look at him... "
LOL..Archie's trophy and Cap's fantasy.
"feel free to describe your post coitals on dxp"
haa haa...Archie will start demanding the videos soon.
Theres nothing wrong with his theory...but I would beg to differ simply because there is too much of life to see and experience on your own as well...nothing worse than settling down way too early with one person and then later on regretting you didn't do things on your own..
"nothing worse than settling down way too early with one person and then later on regretting you didn't do things on your own.."
Dont spoil others please.
"LOL no no already booked men for me.."
No Cap...Archie cant handle two virgos at a time. So U get to keep her Bhulaji π
And anywayz Cap U r 5'7 "earth-shaking" material ...So U will suit the Brute π
"Grrrrrr.....What do you mean..i am tall and huge...no i am not.'
I meant U r tall and a "torture" to be with. Why not punish the Virgo π
"woooo....my imagination is running wild... "
haa haa...I can imagine petrified Bholaji running in his underpants ...
"G r u into s&m?"
LOL...please visit the cancer board.
"cap is sweet passionate girl...she someone who can understand the passion...which isnt on the surface...now if she meets that someone,then there will be defo an earthquake!"
Hmmm...Now I know why there are so many building collapses in Mumbai.
Archie's Bholaji -
which one on the left or right '
The right one is for Cap π
"lets see, if she is interested in bhulaji..."
haa haa...If she already has sent a PM for that then she already is. Just that Cap can be a bit of hypocrite π
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Cap: "I think so too.Its very important to me to know that the person would care even when i am not doing good,even when i dont look nice.We all have struggles in our life and true companions are those who are there with you even when you are going through the worst"
I must chip in here...As my Cap friend said something similar in a roundabout way the other day. Now just because I don't tell him every day that he's adorable and I would help him out in times of need etc..doesn't mean I wouldn't...He said to me.."The woman you said was fake and shallow will actually do anything for me..and has proved to always be there as a shoulder to cry on..whereas you wouldn't be there"..
I was quite annoyed at this statement because if he needed me, I wouldn't think twice about helping him out..and being a shoulder to cry on..don't assume just because we aren't making grand gestures that we are not capable of such a thing..The women who he compared me to was a libra..I am sorry..rest my case