Reason some women are single...

This has got to be a virgo guy...LMAO

Hahahahah

Hahahaha!

The thought that crossed my mind is GEMINI. The dude is just randomly spouting out shit in his head and won't shut the hell up.

Is he serious? High Five to Olga

He was so much of a pussy that that was painful to listen to.

Now now Dy....take it sportingly..like Vhero did 😛

You gotta admit it does sound very virgoesque doesn't it? hahahha..oh man...am still laughing..

Posted by ariessun
aww..bullshit dy..and it just so happens that i know what i want in a man, but unfortunately, mr. darcy is a fictional character, and secondly, colin firth is actually a fucking virgo..i think... 😉

Sadly that's true 😢

At one point I thought he called her an Ogre..as in Shrek!!...

LMAO!

Posted by missmorals
Now now Dy....take it sportingly..like Vhero did 😛

You gotta admit it does sound very virgoesque doesn't it? hahahha..oh man...am still laughing..

Hahah man, I'll completely admit I've gone into a situation being WAY more over confident than I had any right to but this guy is on a WHOLE other level than I could ever aspire to even come close to hahaha.

MM, not sure why this thread reminded me but...
The Bull never did show back up in your life did he?

LOL..bull who? hehe..nah that was just stupid obsession...I get like that every now and then!...hehe..

Nah..have moved onto pastures new...and foreign 😉

Hows life treating you chook?

Posted by No1delete2

Reason some women are single

How about: The Reasons Most Single Women are Still Single

1. They're never satisfied (in ALL senses of that word).

2. They don't really know what they don't really know about themselves. So...

3. They don't really know what they want in a man.

4. They're nucking futz.

Considering a man maturity level is 10 years a women's junior, I would say that:

1. Men don't know a good women until she is gone.
2. Men are stupid because of their lack of maturity (mentally, emotionally, spritually)
3. It takes men until they are damn near 40 to figure themselves out.
5. Men are afraid to take chances, when it comes to women
6. They are stuck in their old fashion ways.
7. Men are scared of their own feelings.

Last but not least.... Behind every man there is a strong women, that actually makes the man look good. 🙂

Here here!

But we are not gonna bash men...are we ladies....cos they are lovable creatures (sometimes)

Posted by missmorals
Here here!

But we are not gonna bash men...are we ladies....cos they are lovable creatures (sometimes)

They are lovable creatures... I would not say I was bashing men especially on my last comment.

"Behind every man stand a good/strong women

Check it out..

Bill Clinton/Hillary
Martin Luther King/Coretta
Mandela/Evelyn Mase
Malcom X/ Betty
RF Kennedy/Ethal
JF Kennedy/Jacqueline

And the list goes on.

All these beautiful women stood by their man and they were very strong.

With that said I rest my case and wait for Dy to respond 🙂

It would be safe to say that a women can make a man.

Posted by missmorals
LOL..bull who? hehe..nah that was just stupid obsession...I get like that every now and then!...hehe..

Nah..have moved onto pastures new...and foreign 😉

Hows life treating you chook?

Aww I'm sorry dear. I had such great hopes for your grandchildren lol.

Life is ..interesting 🙂
I always get a bit unsettled and restless right before my birthday but I got some sort of weird ass heat / rage going on too. My cappy friend who's an astro-junky said all she hears in my voice and attitude is my Leo rising and its going to pounce at some unlucky person. Rawr!

That man must have had some Leo in him, I mean the delusion and arrogance lol!! Funny stuff.

LOL @ Xtina...delusion and arrogance..hahahaha....sounded like this Virgo guy i knew with a leo rising..oh man..that guy thought he was some don...pfffft..hillarious..u gotta laugh at these things..pity is a horrid thing..

And that's why I prefer to be single...there are soooo many dorks out there!! Olga should have played him for another phone call like arranging a meeting and not attending...great for radio

LOL..well it was very good..and still funny 🙂

This is coool..lol..Mutz is a nutter..

Mutz Cutz

Posted by No1delete2

Reason some women are single

How about: The Reasons Most Single Women are Still Single

1. They're never satisfied (in ALL senses of that word).

2. They don't really know what they don't really know about themselves. So...

3. They don't really know what they want in a man.

4. They're nucking futz.

Okay Dy ...we were on a roll agreeing ....but you are WRONG WRONG ....well and WRONG again. I don't know why it is a sin for a woman to be single? Why does she need to be justified by having a man to be complete?? I feel like I have the best of both worlds. I have men who adore me ......and well ....I got my freedom too. 😛

PD

Posted by missmorals
Here here!

But we are not gonna bash men...are we ladies....cos they are lovable creatures (sometimes)

True Ms. Morals ....they are good for some things ....like when the car breaks down and when a girls got that itch. 😛

J/K of course. Yes, gawd how would the world revolve without them .....to mess things up so we can fix them. lol

PD

I was laughing after reading this article that men are becoming extinct..and in x number of years they will be...so I was telling my sagi brother this..and saying how women will rule the world etc...he goes subtley yes I am sure they will...then cars will stop running cos nobody can fix them etc...and Ia m like..what man is able to fix things these days anyway....all bunch of metrosexuals wherever you go!

Thats cute Shaks 🙂 I guess I have to stay with a Virgo long enough to make him want to fix things for me...I scare them off 😢 I like fixers and doer uppers..LOL..

My leo ex was the most useless at doing anything in terms of fixing..he was such a girl..put me right off..

PP - "a little flattery goes a long way" - this was totally coined for our Leo brethren..LOL..women can drive..i'd take any guy on when it comes to driving..I have great wheel control 😉

Well according to one of the posts on here, he was a leo!!..lol..

A Virgo, definitely.


No other men are that robotic, and actually get emotions.

Posted by emeraldgem
"1. Men don't know a good women until she is gone." - OMG, scorpionlady called that one exactly right!

ohhhhhhhhhh.........and men who can FIX things?......sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxy! ::shivers::

Hey!!! EG, how are you.

I truly believe that

I like to see a man in the kithen cooking wearing his boxers and a wife beater 🙂

Dy must be somewhere being the perfect virgo 🙂

WOW. "Psychologically normal" What an a-hole!
This was funny as shit!

rofl. that was good missmorals, thanks for posting it. i've gotten messages kinda like that before. now i'm wishing i had recorded them.

"elegant women are very rare. i'm greek."
^ i think i'm missing the correlation there.

I think women makes no sense. You can never know what a woman really want.

Posted by red_aries
I think women makes no sense. You can never know what a woman really want.

false.

I don't think men have to be limited to either/or, as they can be all of sensitive, kind, thoughtful, intelligent and in touch with their feminine sides, who do readily share their feelings, who enjoy watching both Soaps AND WWF/UFC. ..both can have rock-solid abs and a myriad of emotional range depending on circumstance. I think modern man can encompass it all, as our culture is gradually becoming more genderless and gender-limited. Mr. Metro CAN be the strong Alpha-male, as opposed to the more extreme, contrastial caveman of an era that was more culturally male-orientated. Same with tough, strong, highly independant women who can also be fair, patient, compromising and compassionate.

Basically, there will always be someone for everyone, live and let live..

I can tell you want a man wants. A nice blowjob everyday. 😛

Posted by missmorals
This has got to be a virgo guy...LMAO

Hahahahah

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Posted by Shaks
hehe..I guess Im one of the last real men on this earth..😄

DO you know what was the first thing I did for my gf that kind of made her melt? (when we were just getting to know each other)

You know how important and popular bikes are in Holland, well, her bike got a puncture and I fixed it for her 😄 normally she would have paid like 18 euros to get it repaired but here was the handy Virgo guy to do it for "free" 😉 hahahahaha

Yes sir, you are one of the last of the real men on earth ^_^. I will gladly give that to you.

Even with all your crazy flaws, from what I've experienced with guys, yep, you take the crown. *bows gracefully*

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Posted by No1delete2

Reason some women are single

How about: The Reasons Most Single Women are Still Single

1. They're never satisfied (in ALL senses of that word).

2. They don't really know what they don't really know about themselves. So...

3. They don't really know what they want in a man.

4. They're nucking futz.

Okay Dy ...we were on a roll agreeing ....but you are WRONG WRONG ....well and WRONG again. I don't know why it is a sin for a woman to be single? Why does she need to be justified by having a man to be complete?? I feel like I have the best of both worlds. I have men who adore me ......and well ....I got my freedom too. 😛

PD

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Hey, I think its damn good for a woman to not be satisfied 😄 Lives her more option.

OMG!

When i'm drivin' in my car
And that man comes on the radio
He's tellin' me more and more
About some useless information
Supposed to fire my imagination
I can't get no, oh no no no
Hey hey hey, that's what i say

I can't get no satisfaction
I can't get no satisfaction
'cause i try and i try and i try and i try
I can't get no, i can't get no

HEY HEY HEY! THAT'S WHAT I SAY


Love that song ^_^.

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Posted by red_aries
I think women makes no sense. You can never know what a woman really want.

false.

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I am curious, can you summarize what a woman wants from a man in one word?

This guy is real. He teaches his pick up moves to other men. LMAO!

I have a very good friend who shares the same birthday as me. We were out having some birthday drinks last year, and this guy leans across the table and gives her his business card then runs away. She looks at it and it says "You tired of being a good girl?" On the back it says something about being trained by "damitri the lover" which you can google to see his site. It is HILARIOUS!

Anyhow fast forward to this week, same girl leaves a message on my machine. She was just hit on by the *real* damitir. His big pick-up line "You're so gorgeous my bi-sexual girlfriend would just eat you up."

She said she was so creeped out she just put her stuff down and left the store. He gave her his card. I can't wait to see it.

You will be relieved though ladies. According to his website he doesn't charge attractive women to have sex with him.

* I am curious, can you summarize what a woman wants from a man in one word?

Yes. Everything.

🙂

* lmao but i think it's fake.

Alas, it is not. He is very, very real.

much agree, lady, as always...

bashing?... hm.. am tempted much so...