Say something romantic:

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*whispers*

To a slightly overweight Princess

Oh, Suvannamali

Why can't you see l adore you?

Why do you void and scorn me?

lf you cast me off and leave me

How should l live another day?

xxx
Ko Piya
(Thai poet)

One of the poems I like sharing

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beneath the clock I'm waiting expectantly
awaiting my blind date apprehensively
he's late but I don't mind, at least not yet
he'll have reasons no doubt or excuses, I bet
he's here at last and only half an hour late
a good-looking man so it was well worth the wait
a kiss on the cheek and a smile, how terrific
good god! shame his breath could stop the traffic
but nobody's perfect and he has a gentle face
and he's booked us a table at an exclusive place
the restaurant is classy and very expensive
but i discover that appearances can be deceptive
the food is atrocious, and the service shambolic
while his conversation is dull and monosyllabic
he drinks to excess and slobbers his food
his table manners are nothing short of rude
his hardcore drinking is driving me around the bend
and i really can't wait for the evening to end
then the bill arrives and I'm asked to pay half
my immediate reply ?you are having a laugh!?
i throw him a look of contempt and disdain
embarrassed I leave, muttering ?never again?
how could I have known it would go so amiss?
i just can't believe I waxed my legs for this

no it didn't really happen. i would've passed as soon as i caught a whiff of halitosis. has to be one of the biggest turn-offs of all time 🙂

Halitosis has to be one of the biggest turn off invented

Say something romantic: Why?

You look so sexy in that heavy winter coat and galoshes...is there room for me in there?

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That's a good one SeaSiren lol. Here's a reply, if I was told that ...

"You look so sexy in that heavy winter coat and galoshes...is there room for me in there?"

... Sure! If you go straight ahead you should get to my chest and you can rest there for minute if you want. Once ready to go, I want you to make a right and there you should see my heart, since you already have the key, you can just go in and disrobe, make yourself at home, I'll be with you in sec. 😛

ewwww. open-heart surgery is a little gross, key or no key.

Gross? It's not, if it's done to save ones life.