scorpio and sex

"There's more to life than sex!!!!
Like what—
Nothing comes to mind!"

This is a perfect quote for scorpio...😉

Not really.

Poor scorpios who want to be identified by the content of their character.

Im sorry 😢

Lady_M: "Im sorry"

Don't be. They don't know what they really want anyway!

""They don't know what they really want anyway!""


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haha. perhaps. Some do though and sex isnt just it.

ScorpSuperior: "—"

See what I mean...

Lady_M: "Some do though and sex isnt just it."

True enough. There's a lot of turbulence in those dark waters, and not all of it is from erotic currents...

Like: My Scorp will lead me to the edge of the cliff, then dare me to jump - based solely on my faith in her. Naturally, a Virg thinks this is nucking futz, even when she assures me she'll take the same leap at the same time. It's only when she grabs my hand, and hold on tight, that I'll close my eyes and step off with her. It's still nucking futz, but at least it's a crazy team effort!!

I dunno...why aquarius and virgo are givin their opinion!!!
You are not a scorpio and you will never know, you might study us a lot, but you will never have the great feeling that is to be a scorpio....
And if you dont think we are good enough you wouldnt be so fascinated and here posting on our page.....

I am not going for the deep side of the quote...cuz if there is someone who knows that is more to life than sex...it is a scorpio...but i was going for the sarcastic/funny side of the quote...which I am pretty sure most scorpio would agree w me....
Of course we dont want to be stereotyped as the sex sign, becuase we know we are so much more complex than that. But we do like to take pride that we are pretty damm good with the sex subject...

just some food for thought....

""I dunno...why aquarius and virgo are givin their opinion!!!
You are not a scorpio and you will never know, you might study us a lot, but you will never have the great feeling that is to be a scorpio....
And if you dont think we are good enough you wouldnt be so fascinated and here posting on our page.....""


ahahahahaha


You just walked into a death trap, escorpiana. save yourself and undo it.

lol...

should I—?

yes, i beg you.


you're a bit of a newb, and had no way of knowing the damage that dyar and M can cause. explain this to them, and you just might be able to convince them to pardon you.

but why—
1st I hate aquarius...they are so full of themselves....
and virgos annoy me....

...as you wish.


hand me a shovel, and i'll help you dig.

TOO LATE! Mwuahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

escorpiana: "I dunno...why aquarius and virgo are givin their opinion!!!"

Well, I can't speak for my esteemed Aqua colleague, but this Virgo got a small taste of Scorpio honey, and he just had to buy the whole pot! It wasn't cheap, either -- in fact, I'm still paying for it 2 years later!

"You are not a scorpio and you will never know, you might study us a lot, but you will never have the great feeling that is to be a scorpio...."

True... but I do know what a great feeling it is to be inside a Scorp!

"I am not going for the deep side of the quote..."

:: Easy DY, easy! Don't run amok with that one! ::

"But we do like to take pride that we are pretty damm good with the sex subject..."

One should take pride in one's special talents -- there's a lot of $ $ $ $ to be made in the global sex trade...

hahahaha...thanks SS...
you are very helpful....



but srsly....why they are always here—givin opinion about us—

lol...you guys are ridiculous...its hilarious...
I cant even get mad w you my fellow virgo...

"virgos annoy me...."

You're welcome!

Actually, I bug the crap outta my Scorp, too -- and she still loves me.

(Y'all are nucking futz, no doubt about it!)

"I cant even get mad w you my fellow virgo..."

:: Yep... yet another Scorp succumbs to Virgo charm! ::

""hahahaha...thanks SS...
you are very helpful....""



np. anytime 🙂

Well, my Scorp is getting outta the tub, so I gotta go tend to her insatiable carnal drives (the things we Virgs have to do to help you Scorps out!)...

Night, y'all...

yeahh...Ive heard you are surrounded by some precious scorpios....

what can I say—

It is very charming!!!

forgive them father for they know not what they do.

Peace be upon you young one.

theres no father here that will forgive you....

1st because Im a atheist (which doesnt mean that Ill discrespect your religion, or whatever you believe)
2nd If I was someone like you who believe in God so much. 'You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain.', you maybe should learn to respect your own beliefs, and if you really gonna take this worldview, you should follow it w precision or dont follow at all.... JUST MY OPINION...

and my beloved old soul aquarius....hows going your signs forum discussion..—?
apparently not very busy hum—

Roxi you kill me!!!

There is so much more to life than sex. But Sex is WONDERFUL!!!Sex without meaning is not so much, soooo. Everyone wants to get their rocks off from time to time. It is just so much better to get them off with someone you have a connection with and that is a wonderful way for us scorps to express our emotions is all.

However, I too know some scorps who have gone through periods of celibacy. Self included, I know hard to believe right? Sometimes it is out of our control and sometimes we just decide to do it to regroup, refocus and just get intouch with ourselves. Then it is on!!! I feel sorry for the first person a scorp runs into after not having none for awhile. 😉

QS: "I feel sorry for the first person a scorp runs into after not having none for awhile."

Don't! It was better than the Mind Bender at Six Flags Over Georgia!! What a ride!! (And in the back of my Jeep - good thing the SUV has a rugged suspension!)

scorps like sex? really, i'd never guess🙂

Ohhhhhh...........

Some of the more intellectual members of the Sign will try to convince us that it's part of a mystical emotional connection through the groin to the heart and back to the groin again...

Horse pucky!

Scorps are all about the Sensation Of The Moment - getting lost in it, and transformed by it - and nothing does that for them like the Giant "O" (the deep deep too deep but keep going penis-crushing scream till they're hoarse la petite demise). They want to die in a flaming orgasm, because they believe they'll rise again (yep, pun intended!) like the phoenix...

And, they just may be right...

As Molly Hatchet sang, they like to Flirt With Disaster!

(Of course, this is sheer theoretical speculation on my part.)

outcast: "We expect an earthquake here so I do not want get smashed under a building."

You have nothing to worry about Haf-Ho - a spineless jelly fish like you would not get squashed - you'd just fill in the cracks and empty spaces...

... thousands to millions would perish, but you'd emerge from the rubble unscathed -- just like the c0ckroaches....

Roxi: "what was the thread about again?"

Scorpio's and their obsession with sex -- as usual...

***scorps like sex? really, i'd never guess***

I think we scorp girls got a big head start on the boyz....

LMAO @ Roxi and Dyar and I know either of you are lying!!!!

Ooops I know neither of you are lying.