Damnata
@Damnata
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Scorpio Men and Brothels
Damn people still don't get my humor. That thing happened btw.
Thought I should try my hand at trolling the Scorpio Board...so far so good.
Yeah, I joke all the time. One day the joke will be on me and I will be oblivious to it Tiz.
hence the 'kidding'...
otherwise I'd tell you to bugger off with the stereotypical clap-trap and go do the vacuuming & ironing 😛
otherwise I'd tell you to bugger off with the stereotypical clap-trap and go do the vacuuming & ironing 😛
Aparently the Scorpio is doing a lot of vacuuming at the moment. He's been there for 2 hours.
Posted by andsssssss
i've waited in the car a few times. twice actually that i can remember. damn single people w/o girlfriends!
I find it funny that the first thing Aries did was check that guy's chart at 1:20 in the morning 🙂)
"I've cheated on you"
"BWHAHAHAHA"
"No, really"
*long silence*
"BWHAHAHAHA"
"No, really"
*long silence*
The Aries was never into astrology. He only knew he only dated 6 Geminis and one Cap.
All the Geminis cheated, though to be honest, in 2 of the cases, they were really young.
So we go over cafeastrology to find coincidences between the charts and all 4 had an an Aries Moon.
"Didn't you have an Aries Moon?"
"No, why would you say that?"
I swallowed hard.
All the Geminis cheated, though to be honest, in 2 of the cases, they were really young.
So we go over cafeastrology to find coincidences between the charts and all 4 had an an Aries Moon.
"Didn't you have an Aries Moon?"
"No, why would you say that?"
I swallowed hard.
Posted by Damnata
Aparently the Scorpio is doing a lot of vacuuming at the moment. He's been there for 2 hours.
rofl....well, they do have stamina. When he's through I'm willing to bet the lucky "lady" is going to feel obligated to pay HIM.
He's the designated driver for anything. One day I will see him on TV during a bank robbery and he won't have a clue as to what is going on.
Do they have male brothels?
Posted by LunarMaiden
Do they have male brothels?
Not around here, no.
I went to a strip joint with a Cancer gf of mine. She was extatic about it.
"Look at all those beautiful women Damnata...I'd like to kill them all, dress them in lovely dresses, put make-up on them and take pictures of them....preserve them into immortality"
*Damnata backs off slowly*
*Damnata backs off slowly*
Posted by DamnataPosted by LunarMaiden
Do they have male brothels?
Not around here, no.
I went to a strip joint with a Cancer gf of mine. She was extatic about it.click to expand
I don't like male strippers. Some are sexy but they are so dirty looking. Give me a prosty.
A strip joint with women, forgot to add.
Someone said once porn for women is a restaurant full of men in suits to serve you, massage you and fan you with huge palm leaves 🙂)
Someone said once porn for women is a restaurant full of men in suits to serve you, massage you and fan you with huge palm leaves 🙂)
Posted by feby16aquaPosted by starlover
Did you ask the Aries how he got on in the brothel 😉
aries! lol. Well at least he texted her about where he was.click to expand
He called me. He was bored staying in the car at 1:00 am.
Posted by VivaciousScorpioPosted by Damnata
"Look at all those beautiful women Damnata...I'd like to kill them all, dress them in lovely dresses, put make-up on them and take pictures of them....preserve them into immortality"
*Damnata backs off slowly*
You're friends are a hootclick to expand
Yeah, my watery creatures are adorable.
Posted by Damnata
...Any connection? lol
The Aries got a visit from one of his Scorpio friends this Monday. He called me just minutes ago:
"Guess where I'm at?"
"Studying?"
"I'm at a brothel"
"Are they any good?"
"Don't know, I am waiting in my car for the Scorpio to be done"
"Why did you go exactly?"
"He didn't have a driver"
Tee
Sun Scorpio
Moon Cancer
Mercury Scorpio
Venus Scorpio
Mars Libra.
What gives?
I might be a tad late but since his scorpio placements are very similar to mine it's the mercury Scorpio that makes us interested in the abnormal sex or deviants world of sexual behaviors
Posted by feby16aquaPosted by starlover
Did you ask the Aries how he got on in the brothel 😉
aries! lol. Well at least he texted her about where he was.click to expand
The perfect alibi 😉
Posted by enfant_terriblePosted by feby16aqua
They should have male brothels.
I am a male brothel :-)click to expand
Of course! Leo....lol
Scorp ladies get all "treatments" free of charge ;P
Posted by enfant_terrible
Scorp ladies get all "treatments" free of charge ;P
Ummm excuse me!!! I'm the one who put you on the map, hon? Shouldn't that count for something?
What are Crab ladies, chop liver? Smh.
Business or no business - Crab ladies tend to get too possessive of their meat, no? 😛
Posted by enfant_terrible
Business or no business - Crab ladies tend to get too possessive of their meat, no? 😛
We do?
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I'll have to charge you extra, MoonArtist... because with yor placements, it automatically becomes a high-risk work for me! lol
Posted by enfant_terrible
I'll have to charge you extra, MoonArtist... because with yor placements, it automatically becomes a high-risk work for me! lol
~gasp~ What's wrong with my placements?!
They're not cut out for the business aspect of this, or are they? 😉
You'll get attached & possessive and I'll end up ruining you financially!
You'll get attached & possessive and I'll end up ruining you financially!
Well, who's to say YOU wouldn't get attached and decide to not do business because I possibly ruined you for all other women? I'm a moon child, a water nymph. I can't help it if men like me.
With placements like mine I was designed to be loved. 😉
Posted by enfant_terrible
Business or no business - Crab ladies tend to get too possessive of their meat, no? 😛
Crab women are most likely the ones signing your paycheck and selling you off to the highest bidder. Then making sure your nasty behind has insurance. Yes!
Furthermore, it's not MY meat. I pay, you laying it on me and I go home. Either you like money or you like to talk shit. Put out or get the fuck out!
Posted by blisssPosted by MoonArtist
With placements like mine I was designed to be loved. 😉click to expand
Haha I love that line & I agree!
This is what was playing through my mind. lol
Aww Crabbies, trying to play hardball! ;p
Here's some love! 😄
Here's some love! 😄
Posted by enfant_terrible
Aww Crabbies, trying to play hardball! ;p
Here's some love! 😄
Truthfully.
I've visited brothels.
Curious.
Never did had intercourse with them. But it was exciting.
Problem was and is, it's easy to get women.
Plus there's no profit in that.
Why pay for some hot ass when you can seduce ?
I've visited brothels.
Curious.
Never did had intercourse with them. But it was exciting.
Problem was and is, it's easy to get women.
Plus there's no profit in that.
Why pay for some hot ass when you can seduce ?
So you just visit brothels to get a taste of power?
"That's right, I have the money. I can buy your ass anytime I want, but I choose not to!"
"That's right, I have the money. I can buy your ass anytime I want, but I choose not to!"
This has been fun, might have to visit the scorp board more often. 😉
Posted by enfant_terriblePosted by MoonArtist
We don't play hard ball. We play for keeps. 😉
With a male prostitute? *smh*click to expand
Who said it had to be a male prostitute? Who said it had to be a male? Who said it even had to be one? Who's making the rules, anyway? Are you the pope?
Posted by MoonArtistPosted by enfant_terriblePosted by MoonArtist
We don't play hard ball. We play for keeps. 😉
With a male prostitute? *smh*
Who said it had to be a male prostitute? Who said it had to be a male? Who said it even had to be one? Who's making the rules, anyway? Are you the pope?
You did! (see quote below) Don't you even remember how this got started...? I was a male prostitute, remember?
Sheesh, I can just imagine role-playing with a Crab in the sack. What a stupefyingly confusing experience that must be, for all the parties involved! lmao
Posted by MoonArtist
Well, who's to say YOU wouldn't get attached and decide to not do business because I possibly ruined you for all other women? I'm a moon child, a water nymph. I can't help it if men like me.click to expand
Posted by enfant_terriblePosted by MoonArtistPosted by enfant_terriblePosted by MoonArtist
We don't play hard ball. We play for keeps. 😉
With a male prostitute? *smh*
Who said it had to be a male prostitute? Who said it had to be a male? Who said it even had to be one? Who's making the rules, anyway? Are you the pope?
You did! (see quote below) Don't you even remember how this got started...? I was a male prostitute, remember?
Sheesh, I can just imagine role-playing with a Crab in the sack. What a stupefyingly confusing experience that must be, for all the parties involved! lmao
Posted by MoonArtist
Well, who's to say YOU wouldn't get attached and decide to not do business because I possibly ruined you for all other women? I'm a moon child, a water nymph. I can't help it if men like me.
click to expand
omg....I did and you're right! ~blush~ Well, I'm guessing role playing with a Cancer would not only be confusing but also very entertaining AND full of surprises. That's like EXTRA bonus points right there.
Full of suprirses for sure, especially when you FORGET we're doing the rape fantasy!! :O
Posted by enfant_terrible
Full of suprirses for sure, especially when you FORGET we're doing the rape fantasy!! :O
Oh, you were raping me? That would explain the red riding hood outfit.
Posted by exoskeleton
damnata, you are beautiful. 🙂
hey exo. wink wink
Just trying my luck here since a lot of water sign women I know swing both ways.😛
I have a very close Scorpio friend...he's with a Gemini.
He has succumbed to the astrology statistics.
He has succumbed to the astrology statistics.
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Sun Scorpio
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Mercury Scorpio
Venus Scorpio
Mars Libra.
What gives?